Prohibited By Tribulation

How bad will the Great Tribulation be? Not only will the preaching of the true gospel be illegal in all parts of the Earth, VPNs and fair use of copyrighted content will also be forbidden as well. This in turn will lead to the true demise of Internet Archive, which had been targeted by lawsuits in recent years for violating copyright law. To make matters worse, the tyrannical regime of the Beast of Revelation 13 will forbid anyone who does not have his mark from engaging in business and commerce. In other words, free market commerce will cease to exist during the Great Tribulation. So much for all the attempts to resurrect the Roman Empire. Looks like the bad dream of Daniel 7 is actually real after all...

Weak Rebars

Imagine steel rebars that are so weak that even a 60-year-old man bending it will end up looking more like the Incredible Hulk...

Low quality products such as rebars made from poor quality steel have no place in today's construction industry. Unfortunately, that is not the case in China because of corruption. Such cases of complaints about low quality rebars will always be a huge problem until the corruption is purged from China's steel and construction industry.

Bullet-Resistant Power Armour

Power armour is meant to be stylish and protect the wearer at the same time, and the female armour from Mario Strikers Charged is no exception.

While the female attire in Mario Strikers Charged comprises of an armoured crop top that exposes the midriff and a pair of short shorts that looks more like a pair of boyshorts knickers, the breastplate being bullet-resistant is what matters most because the wearer will be subjected to getting smacked a lot, including getting smacked into an electric fence. At least the armour isn't brittle or fragile, unlike the Ghosts'n Goblins armour...

Solitaire Online

Let's face it. A Solitaire MMO will never happen because the servers for a Solitaire MMO will only be able to have a capacity of one player per server. This in turn will lead to many servers being full to the point there are barely any empty servers. Who knows, this could be the only MMO where all the servers are full...

Still Rejected After 25 Years

Can you believe it's been 25 years since Waluigi made his debut in Mario Tennis? Unfortunately for this purple guy, all he gets is nothing but rejection. Whether it's getting his very own game, or his own set of microgames in the WarioWare series, or even a playable character slot in the Super Smash Bros series, Waluigi is never getting any of them.

No wonder the sad cat that promised not to cry is weeping. Looks like Waluigi is destined to be the eternal reject who can only wallow in self-pity until the end of time itself...

Wearing It Better 2

Swimsuits worn by my OC Turquoise in this comic, from left to right: Zelda's pink swimsuit from "Fairies In The Spring" (The Legend of Zelda TV series), Kagome's swimsuit from "The Toad Who Would Be Prince" (Inuyasha), Squid Girl's swimsuit (Squid Girl).

Author's Note: Turquoise is once again in another comic inspired by the "Who Wore It Better?" meme. This time, it's about swimsuits from various franchises.

There is just one instance of Zelda wearing a swimsuit, and that was in the Legend of Zelda TV series episode "Fairies In The Spring". This was also the only time where The Legend of Zelda series had a water park episode, which will be the closest this franchise will get to a beach episode.

But The Legend of Zelda series isn't the only case of a major female character wearing a swimsuit for one instance in official canon. At the start of the Inuyasha episode "The Toad Who Would Be Prince", we get to see Kagome swimming in a lake in her yellow and orange striped swimsuit. But that will be the only time we get to see Kagome in swimwear.

In contrast, Squid Girl gets to wear her white swimsuit on far more occasions, which makes far more sense due to the premise of Squid Girl being set in a town located near the sea.

If Turquoise were to wear any of these swimsuits, did she wear them better?

Warrior Swimsuit

In the 1986 Sunsoft game The Wing of Madoola, the game's heroine Lucia is wearing what appears to be a warrior swimsuit. This evidence is supported by the box art.

If you wanted to know what Lucia's warrior swimsuit looks like without the armor, it makes her look like she is Sunsoft's answer to Wonder Woman.

Sad Realizations About The Grim Future

Author's Note: This comic is my lawyer-friendly, royalty-free version of the "I promise I won't cry" meme, where one of the most popular variations of this meme involves a sad cat.

Bad news, folks. Before the end of this cruel Age, a Great Tribulation where the nefarious forces that want fair use and fair dealing gone is coming, and it will have the true gospel banned from being preached anywhere. However, the good news is that these nefarious forces will all meet their doom when they make the fatal mistake of going on a warpath against the return of Jesus Christ.

Slated For Execution By Guillotine

Author's Note: All copyrights for the images in this comic go to their respective owners.

Between Squilliam Fancyson, Gargamel and Kyubey, all three should be executed by guillotine.

Squilliam was responsible for Squidward having a miserable life in the first place. While Squidward is anything but talented, this is no excuse for Squilliam to belittle him. If there is anybody from the SpongeBob SquarePants series that deserves death even more than Plankton, it has to be Squilliam Fancyson.

Gargamel has always wanted to get the Smurfs dead at all cost. Therefore, this evil wizard should be executed for being a genocidal maniac wannabe.

Kyubey has deceived countless teenage girls into making bad contracts that ultimately cost them their souls. Therefore, Kyubey does not deserve any sympathy at all.

Smacked By Rune Warhammers

Characters that are about to get smacked by an Old School RuneScape Rune Warhammer wielded by a Rabbid from the Rabbids series, from left to right: Toad (Super Mario Bros), Crazy Redd (Animal Crossing), Louie (Pikmin), Mugger (RuneScape), Buddy (Kick the Buddy).

It's possible that the Toads from Super Mario Bros are a far greater threat than all of the Koopa Troop's ringleaders combined because of whatever parasites they could have been harbouring since 1985. And to think that telling us that Princess Peach is in another castle was the worst thing Toad did to the Mario fans...

Animal Crossing fans have always made no secret of their disdain for Crazy Redd and his many scams. It's a pity we don't even get to give him any comeuppance whatsoever...

I'm very sure Louie was the true antagonist of the Pikmin series right from the start, if Pikmin 2, Pikmin 3 and Pikmin 4 were anything...

Muggers should die over 9000 times for terrorizing millions of RuneScape players. Period.

Buddy from Kick the Buddy was always destined to get beaten up many times over, and a Rabbid smacking him with a Rune Warhammer is just one of those methods of beating up Buddy...

With all that said, I would feel sorry for Buddy from Kick the Buddy. As for all the other characters that are about to get smacked by a Rabbid wielding a Rune Warhammer, they all deserved to get destroyed by the Rabbid, and I do not feel sorry for them.

Humiliated By PSG

While hype is building up for the 2025 Club World Cup Final, let us not forget about how Champions League Winners Paris Saint-Germain humiliated Atlético Madrid and Real Madrid by defeating both teams 4-0 in the 2025 Club World Cup.

Justice for Hikikomori

It's possible that the late Takeshi Shudo's proposed series finale for the Pokemon TV series would have revealed that the entire series was a dying dream and Ash "Satoshi" Ketchum was a hikikomori all along.

Who are the Hikikomori? They are individuals who have separated themselves from society. Although the Japanese government have recently decided to take action to help the hikikomori to come out of reclusive isolation in a desperate bid to counter the negative effects of Japan's aging and declining population, that helping hand may have come too little, too late. Maybe a society that demands conformity in order to achieve harmony was a bad idea from the start all along. True harmony can only be achieved in a society that is built on justice.

The Most American of American Automobiles

If there is any automobile manufacturer from the United States that is the most American of all, it has to be Chevrolet. And no other Chevy defines America even more than the Corvette and the Camaro.

While the Chevrolet Camaro is very American by American automobile standards, the Chevrolet Corvette is by far the most American Chevy because it has been around since 1953, while the Camaro debuted 13 years later.

On a related note, Happy 4th of July to all my American fans.

Unable To Play Bad Apple

Bad Apple is the music video equivalent of all those wacky ports of the original Doom. However, there are some platforms that are totally unable to play this music video from the Touhou series. One of them is the Casio Loopy, and there's a good reason for that. Despite having more processing power than many platforms such as the Commodore C64, the NEC PC-6601, the NES, or even a calculator (audio only), the Casio Loopy is not the kind of platform for a tech demo. Instead, the Casio Loopy was designed to cater to young girls and non-gamers, and the games were more for printing custom stickers.

TL;DR, not everything was designed to play fan-made tech demos such as Bad Apple or those wacky ports of the original Doom...

Lactose Intolerant Hedgehogs

I'm very sure Sega didn't tell us that Sonic is lactose intolerant like real life hedgehogs.

Thinking of other things other than other ladies 3

Hey, guys. I'm back with yet another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme.

Hebereke is a penguin, and therefore, Sunsoft would have paid his salaries in sardines and anchovies because penguins eat sardines and anchovies.

While Tectoy was known for being Brazil's distributor of Sega consoles such as the Sega Master System and the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive, what we do not know is that Tectoy was also the distributor of a forgotten console called the Zeebo. Unfortunately, the Zeebo was not a commercial success due to a limited game library, with all of them being digital-only. Of course the Zeebo failed to overtake the Sega Master System and Sega Genesis/Mega Drive in Brazil.

Wollongong is definitely overlooked as far as Australian tourism is concerned. It's just 80 kilometers south of Sydney, and yet more people prefer the well known parts of Australia.

I'm very sure the Invention Skill started an arms race in RuneScape. Since its release, many players aimed for 200 million experience points in the Invention Skill.

Given that zombies are a recurring enemy in the Castlevania series, the Belmont family would definitely dislike the zombies from Plants Vs Zombies.

I'm very sure Crazy Dave from Plants Vs Zombies would end up doing well as a shopkeeper in RuneScape.