Thursday, 10 July 2025

Humiliated By PSG


While hype is building up for the 2025 Club World Cup Final, let us not forget about how Champions League Winners Paris Saint-Germain humiliated Atlético Madrid and Real Madrid by defeating both teams 4-0 in the 2025 Club World Cup.

Monday, 7 July 2025

Justice for Hikikomori


It's possible that the late Takeshi Shudo's proposed series finale for the Pokemon TV series would have revealed that the entire series was a dying dream and Ash "Satoshi" Ketchum was a hikikomori all along.

Who are the Hikikomori? They are individuals who have separated themselves from society. Although the Japanese government have recently decided to take action to help the hikikomori to come out of reclusive isolation in a desperate bid to counter the negative effects of Japan's aging and declining population, that helping hand may have come too little, too late. Maybe a society that demands conformity in order to achieve harmony was a bad idea from the start all along. True harmony can only be achieved in a society that is built on justice.

Friday, 4 July 2025

The Most American of American Automobiles


If there is any automobile manufacturer from the United States that is the most American of all, it has to be Chevrolet. And no other Chevy defines America even more than the Corvette and the Camaro.

While the Chevrolet Camaro is very American by American automobile standards, the Chevrolet Corvette is by far the most American Chevy because it has been around since 1953, while the Camaro debuted 13 years later.

On a related note, Happy 4th of July to all my American fans.

Thursday, 3 July 2025

Unable To Play Bad Apple


Bad Apple is the music video equivalent of all those wacky ports of the original Doom. However, there are some platforms that are totally unable to play this music video from the Touhou series. One of them is the Casio Loopy, and there's a good reason for that. Despite having more processing power than many platforms such as the Commodore C64, the NEC PC-6601, the NES, or even a calculator (audio only), the Casio Loopy is not the kind of platform for a tech demo. Instead, the Casio Loopy was designed to cater to young girls and non-gamers, and the games were more for printing custom stickers.

TL;DR, not everything was designed to play fan-made tech demos such as Bad Apple or those wacky ports of the original Doom...

Wednesday, 2 July 2025

Lactose Intolerant Hedgehogs


I'm very sure Sega didn't tell us that Sonic is lactose intolerant like real life hedgehogs.

Tuesday, 1 July 2025

Thinking of other things other than other ladies 3


Hey, guys. I'm back with yet another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme.

Hebereke is a penguin, and therefore, Sunsoft would have paid his salaries in sardines and anchovies because penguins eat sardines and anchovies.

While Tectoy was known for being Brazil's distributor of Sega consoles such as the Sega Master System and the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive, what we do not know is that Tectoy was also the distributor of a forgotten console called the Zeebo. Unfortunately, the Zeebo was not a commercial success due to a limited game library, with all of them being digital-only. Of course the Zeebo failed to overtake the Sega Master System and Sega Genesis/Mega Drive in Brazil.

Wollongong is definitely overlooked as far as Australian tourism is concerned. It's just 80 kilometers south of Sydney, and yet more people prefer the well known parts of Australia.

I'm very sure the Invention Skill started an arms race in RuneScape. Since its release, many players aimed for 200 million experience points in the Invention Skill.

Given that zombies are a recurring enemy in the Castlevania series, the Belmont family would definitely dislike the zombies from Plants Vs Zombies.

I'm very sure Crazy Dave from Plants Vs Zombies would end up doing well as a shopkeeper in RuneScape.

Monday, 30 June 2025

Programmed Sentience


R.O.B. the NES Robot was initially an additional accessory for the NES specially designed for Gyromite and Stack-Up, and was therefore not sentient. However, all of that changed with the release of Mario Kart DS in 2005. Nintendo had to reprogram it to have sentience in order to make it a playable character in that handheld racing game. The sentience R.O.B. was programmed with carried on into the Super Smash Bros series starting with Super Smash Bros Brawl. Not bad for a robotic accessory that was specially designed for playing two NES games.

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