600 and going for 700

To all my readers, thank you for all your motivation. I could not have reached the milestone of 600 comics without your encouragement. Here's to going for 700 comics!

Imminent Doom

Whoever wins the United States Presidential Election this year, the world loses because it will enter the worst part of the end times. Even Wile E Coyote from Looney Tunes knows that The End is near...

Looney Tunes © Warner Bros.

Extremely Fatal Mistake 2

Let's face it. Masahiro Sakurai's no non-video game characters allowed policy did more good for the Smash community because Puella Magi Madoka Magica is too cruel. How cruel, you say? Magical girls becoming the witches that Kyubey instructed them to destroy because their Soul Gems got corrupted?!? If that isn't cruel, then what is? That's why Madoka Kaname had to erase the witches in order to make Kyubey upset, but she ended up erasing her very existence as well...

Extremely Fatal Mistake

If Nintendo had any reason not to kill off Gary Oak for the sake of giving Ash Ketchum any justice whatsoever, it's because Ash is not only even more of an outsider than Waluigi, but also a mentally ill leftist who hates the truth, even if it's not truth at all. However, the real reason Gary Oak does not get killed off in order to give Ash any justice at all is because Gary's death would result in the deaths of everyone in the Miyamotoverse that Shigeru Miyamoto conceived back in 1981 with the launch of the arcade version of Donkey Kong. This would include Waluigi, an ijiwaru who has always been considered an outsider by both the Mario series and the Wario series.

Bomber-Trapped

Author's Note: This comic is a four-panel remake of "Bombed Out" by Dueling Analogs, who had their final curtain call on 31 July 2018.

Remember the times when we trapped our opponents in Bomberman by surrounding them with bombs? While baddies were among the victims of such cruel tactics, VS Mode took that cruelty up to Eleven by turning such nasty tactics into a destroyer of friendships during multiplayer Bomberman sessions by surrounding our fellow players with bombs.

Magical Girl Smash Argument

Some people think a crybaby like Usagi Tsukino from Sailor Moon should be in Super Smash Bros because she can punish villains such as Bowser, Ganondorf and Ridley in the name of the Moon. Others think Madoka Kaname from Puella Magi Madoka Magica would be the best magical girl for Smash because she could right the wrongs caused by Kyubey. But she erased her own existence in the process. Deep inside, however, the best magical girl for Smash has to be Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura. She could use her magic staff as a melee weapon, meaning she can go toe to toe against Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby and Pikachu to name a few.

End-Time Tribal Argument

Author's Note: This comic uses a variation of the Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man meme.

According to the Old Testament prophecies concerning the time of the end, the modern-day descendants of the Israelite tribes of Ephraim, Manasseh and Judah will be locked in a bitter argument between each other. This argument will leave them so bitterly divided that they are left vulnerable to a massive offensive by the legions of the Beast regime. This in turn will lead to the modern descendants of the three most important tribes of the Israelite Empire being carried away into captivity by the final resurrection of the Roman Empire.

Spider-Man © Marvel.