Cruiser Girls

Characters wearing the SNSD Genie-era navy officer uniforms, from left to right:

Row 1: Sakura Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura), Rit (Rod Land, Soldam), Silviana (Silviana).

Row 2: Romi (Catch! Teenieping), Gradriel (Princess Crown), Gwendolyn (Odin Sphere).

I'm very sure these girls look great wearing the Girls Generation Genie-era navy officer uniforms, although Gradriel and Gwendolyn would prefer to keep their crowns instead.

Remembering Tim Curry

As if Dolly Parton's obituary wasn't bad enough, Tim Curry's obituary came like a hypersonic missile.

Tim Curry was best known for being the scary clown Pennywise in the 1990 horror film IT. Other notable films starring Tim Curry included The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Home Alone 2 and Muppet Treasure Island. Tim Curry was also known for being Premier Anatoly Cherdenko in Command and Conquer Red Alert 3, which had one of the most iconic video game quotes of all time, and it went like this:

"I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism!... SPACE!!!!!"

Farewell, Tim Curry. Dasvidaniya.

In Memory of Dolly Parton

As if things weren't depressing enough with all of the turmoil that's going on right now, the death of Dolly Parton was a gut punch to morale that came too soon. She was 80 and in failing health prior to her death, but still, it was a gut punch that came all too soon.

Rest in Peace, Dolly Parton. Your legacy will live on in your country music, Dollywood and the Imagination Library.

Arcade X Console (Sega Beach Edition)

Credits to The Spriters Resource Users Ragey and Ultimecia for the Arcade and Sega Genesis/Mega Drive versions of Tyris Flare from Golden Axe respectively.

If there was one setting where Tyris Flare's bikini attire makes sense, it has to be the beach setting. Alternatively, a swimming pool setting would also be another place where Tyris Flare's bikini attire makes sense. After all, bikinis are designed for getting wet.

Golden Axe © Sega.

Sun, Sand, Sea, Shame, and Squeals

The beach setting would be very fitting for the scantily-clad female enemies from the Arcade version of Jaleco's The Astyanax. Especially when they start running off screaming and squealing away after their tops fall off, which has, unfortunately, been a major cliche in beach settings...

Awkward Fashion

If there is anything awkward about MapleStory, it has to be the apparel. The Shivermail worn by female Archers make them look like they are wearing a bra with the right skin colour. Otherwise, it's just a camisole. The Fairy Tops worn by female Magicians look like strapless bras with see-through detached sleeves, and the Fairy Skirts are see-through skirts that would have allowed anyone to see the wearer's panties if not for the skirt's loincloth covering the panty area. And don't even get started on the Cash Shop costumes...

The Real Truth Behind The Cruel World

Have you ever wondered why this world is so cruel? The real truth? This is a world held captive by Satan the Demon King. This tyrant has deceived Adam and Eve into eating the forbidden fruit that God told them not to eat, caused all of the misery that Job had to go through in the Book of Job, tempted Jesus Christ in the Wilderness (unsuccessfully), masterminded the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, and is responsible for the worst tyrants and terrorists known to the history of mankind.

But all of the Demon King's tyranny will come crashing down when Jesus Christ returns to condemn this tyrant to a prison sentence in the Bottomless Pit for 1000 years. So much for humanity having to endure years of cruelty...