Thinking of other things other than other ladies 4

Once again, I'm back with yet another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme.

While Naraku got the lion's share of the haters' fury throughout the entire history of Inuyasha's TV run, it was revealed near the end that the Shikon Jewel was the real mastermind behind all of Naraku's villainy from the start. Therefore, Kagome wishing for the Shikon Jewel to vanish forever ultimately killed off Naraku once and for all.

At the end of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment, the site where Calamo and the Knight Construct took down the last of the Forbidden Constructs became the place where Calamo decided to take root. If the post-credits cinematic was anything, it's possible that Age of Imprisonment could be more than just the backstory of how King Rauru's hand grabbed Ganondorf's chest in the first place. It's also the origin story of the tree that we now refer to as the Ancient Tree Stump in Breath of The Wild and Tears of The Kingdom.

If you want to know why Ash "Satoshi" Ketchum only knows nothing but the bitterness of defeat in the first six Pokemon Leagues that appear in the mainline Pokemon games, it's all the writers' fault for being biased against Pokemon creator Satoshi Tajiri. They portrayed Ash as the underdog who could never win a Pokemon League because they believe that Satoshi Tajiri could never overtake Shigeru Miyamoto. This could explain why the late Takeshi Shudo wanted Ash's first battle against wild Pokemon to end with him going up in smoke, as well as Shudo proposing the depressing ending where Pokemon was the dying dream of a mentally ill Ash all along. All because Ash's surname was never really Ketchum, but rather, Ash was Satoshi Tajiri's real self. So much for Satoshi Tajiri having Asperger's Syndrome, being an outsider in the eyes of Nintendo, and being far more reclusive than that the now deceased Akira Toriyama...

If there was one country that had it far worse than Germany in the 20th Century, it's Hungary. The Treaty of Trianon was far worse than the Treaty of Versailles. If you think Germany had it bad with hyperinflation in 1923, Hungary's 1946 hyperinflation was way worse. And don't even get started on Soviet Russia crushing the 1956 Hungarian Revolution...

Windows Vista and Windows Me are definitely the worst Microsoft operating systems in existence, and it doesn't help that they are both tied for that horrible title...

The Konosuba Aqua is pathetic. The Kingdom Hearts Aqua is far superior.

The Nonsensical War

If there was anything that makes no sense in the Kingdom Hearts series, it would be the Keyblade War and the time paradoxes. As of Kingdom Hearts 3, a new Keyblade War is in progress. Even if Wreck-It Ralph terminates Master Xehanort and Organization XIII and help Sora and his friends piece together the χ-blade for Fix-It Felix Jr to fix with his hammer, this happy ending is unlikely to happen because with our world heading towards a new World War, you might as well add Kingdom Hearts 4 to the list of stuff we will not have before World War 3 alongside Half-Life 3. In other words, the Kingdom Hearts lore has become so nonsensical that the series has become goofier than Goofy.

Then again, despite being bested by Sora, Master Xehanort's defeat did not right the wrongs that he caused because Kingdom Hearts was consumed by darkness. That is until Xehanort's childhood friend Eraqus tells him enough. It turns out that the entire story of the Kingdom Hearts series was based on a chess match between them. Xehanort entrusts the χ-blade to Sora and his friends. But unfortunately, Xehanort's second-in-command, Xigbar, who was the only person who knew about Xehanort's plot from the beginning, acquires the No Name Keyblade that was left behind as a result of Xehanort's demise, eventually revealing himself to be Luxu. In other words, Xehanort was a major pawn in someone else's plans.

Update: Kingdom Hearts 4 has already been announced, but as for the launch date and the platforms the game will be available on remains unknown as at the time of the announcement trailer.

It's Never Waluigi Time

Sad as it is, Waluigi will have to wallow in self-pity over absolutely nothing going his way. Judging by the keyblade impaling the gamma symbol, Sora from Kingdom Hearts has officially killed off all chances of Waluigi becoming a playable character in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Looks like Waluigi will have to live with depression for many years to come...

On a related note, Congratulations, Sora. You definitely deserved the final Fighters Pass character slot, unlike Waluigi, who is very obnoxious and should stay far from having the glory that he had been yearning for since his debut in Mario Tennis in 2000.