Thinking of other things other than other ladies 7

I'm back once more with yet another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme.

It's good that Ferrari finally decided to jump on the Electric Vehicle bandwagon. The big problem, however, is that the Ferrari Luce is so expensive that you could buy two, or possibly three, Porsche Taycans, depending on which version of the Ferrari Luce you are thinking of purchasing.

Back in 2009, Alfa Romeo had a Space Invaders-themed commercial for the Alfa Romeo Mito. What role Taito played in the making of this commercial directed by Alex & Steffen, remains unknown, however.

I'm hoping that Capcom brings back the Car Breaker bonus level from Street Fighter 2 in a future Street Fighter 6 update, and when they do, I'm hoping that either the Pontiac Aztek or the Jaguar Type 00 becomes the target vehicle in Street Fighter 6's version of the Car Breaker bonus level because the Pontiac Aztek was indirectly responsible for the demise of Pontiac, and the Jaguar Type 00 is the product of Jaguar's dismal rebranding that result from their controversial "Copy Nothing" advertisement.

While Alfa Romeo's automobiles are more stylish, Opel's automobiles are superior due to their good quality reliability.

Even before the infamous "Copy Nothing" advertisement that tarnished Jaguar's reputation, Volvo was already far better than Jaguar due to Volvo having better quality reliability and safety standards.

Slated For Bonus Stage Destruction

The car breaker bonus stage from Street Fighter 2 is one of the most iconic bonus levels in video game history. While it returned in Street Fighter 4, it's a pity it did not return in Street Fighter 5 or Street Fighter 6, and it definitely did not appear in Street Fighter X Tekken.

In this comic, we are going to talk about the vehicles that should be demolished in the car breaker bonus stage.

If Capcom took note of the Volkswagen Dieselgate scandal, they would have considered bringing back the car breaker bonus stage for future Street Fighter games and have a Volkswagen be the vehicle that's slated for destruction in the car breaker bonus stage. How's that for punishing an unscrupulous automaker that had its origins in the Nazi regime?

The Pontiac Aztek. The vehicle that killed Pontiac with its ugliness. It's a vehicle so ugly that Street Fighter characters would not give a second thought before destroying it in a car breaker bonus stage.

If there was one tank that deserves to be destroyed by Street Fighter characters, it's the Type 95 Ha-Go. With armor so thin that it can even be destroyed by an M1 Garand bolt action rifle, the Type 95 Ha-Go light tank would definitely be another vehicle that's slated for destruction via the car breaker bonus stage, although it would be a harder challenge than wrecking an average car.

The 2008 Fiat 500 had fantastic sales figures. However, if online reviews were anything, it was not a good car. It has terrible reliability issues and therefore, Street Fighter characters would have no problems about not giving a second thought before destroying it in a car breaker bonus stage.

The Chevrolet Citation is another unreliable vehicle that deserves to be destroyed in Street Fighter's car breaker bonus stage. Had it not been for the dodgy reliability issues, it would not have been a commercial failure, let alone appear in this comic...