Three Red Buzzers, You're Out!

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There are many participants who got three red buzzers in The X Factor, and these characters are no exception. But there are real reasons these characters deserve to get three red buzzers.

Squidward has virtually no talent in regards to his clarinet skills. In fact, his clarinet music is so horrible that it would drive deaf people crazy.

Bubsy's catchphrase of "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" is the very definition of self-fulfilling prophecy. Defeatism at its very worst, and it doesn't help that anything will go wrong even if it's not in the first place...

Awesome Possum is not so awesome because environmentalism has failed those who have sought to rein in environmental degradation. Even Bubsy could win against Awesome Possum, if given the chance...

Glass Joe is pathetic. He is definitely France's biggest disgrace. Even Dan Hibiki, who is considered the most pathetic character in the history of the Street Fighter series, would easily defeat this loser.

Spelunker is the weakest action hero in the history of video games because falling several pixels of height is more than enough to make Spelunker lose a life. At least he does not have to fall into Black Holes unlike Wynn from Mystery of Atlantis, who clearly does not die from falling several pixels of height. Unfortunately, Mystery of Atlantis does not even have any map to help Wynn avoid the Black Holes, and the game has no passwords or continues.

With all that said, some people are better off not showing up for the X Factor at all...

Unsuitable for Navy Service

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There are some characters who should keep their distance away from serving in the Navy. Here are some characters who I think should have no part in anyone's navy at all.

Aqua from Konosuba is irresponsible, easily distracted and whines a lot despite being a goddess.

Doremi Harukaze is notoriously clumsy and has often had a lot of mishaps.

Wile E Coyote is a failure in many ways possible. That's why he gets rejected. Nuff said.

Dan Hibiki is far too incompetent for the Navy, that's for sure.

Bubsy would end up making terrible decisions. What could possibly go wrong for Bubsy if he was in the Navy? If Bubsy was in a naval battle, he would be fish food.

Awesome Possum's environmentalist messages will only be greeted with enemy fire if he was in a naval battle.

Captain Bad Advice's name says it all. Nothing more, nothing less.

With all that said, if you were a recruiter, you would have told these navy recruit wannabes that they are unqualified for the Navy.

Execution by Obliteration

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Remember the times when Dragon Ball Z's Goku obliterated baddies with his Kamehameha? Well, he would have obliterated Bubsy, Awesome Possum and Tingle with a Kamehameha just to appease the people who hate these guys.

Executed By Golden Hammer

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Do you wish to execute anybody by smashing their heads with the Golden Hammer from the NES game Wrecking Crew? Well, here are five characters I would execute if I had the Golden Hammer from Wrecking Crew.

Let's face it. Bubsy was not destined for the greatness that Mario, Sonic and even Klonoa are having right now. Not even when he is now in Atari's more respectable hands because Atari would probably want to put him out of his misery if they decide to ask Atari fans on what they should do to Bubsy.

If there was one character that deserves death even more than Bubsy, it has to be Awesome Possum. Tengen originally conceived him to be the poster boy of environmentalism. However, people who wish to protect the environment now know that environmentalism has failed in protecting the environment. Therefore, Awesome Possum deserves to die even more so than Bubsy.

If there was anyone to blame for all the misery Squidward Tentacles has to suffer, it's Squilliam Fancyson. Squilliam got rich from Squidward's misery, and this only serves to fuel the leftists' hatred for the aristocracy. If Squidward is to receive any justice, Squilliam needs to be punished, with the death sentence if possible.

For deceiving millions of teenage girls throughout history, Kyubey must die over 9000 times, and one of the best methods of executing Kyubey is to smash him with the Wrecking Crew Golden Hammer until his corpse is a bloody mess.

Throughout the history of the Street Fighter franchise, Dan Hibiki was always the very definition of mediocrity. If he was to perish from getting smashed by the Golden Hammer, almost nobody in the Street Fighter series or the Street Fighter fanbase will mourn his death.

Bubsy Gets Kicked

People kicking Bubsy, from left to right: Rit (Rod Land, Soldam), Suchie-Pai (Suchie-Pai), Yuko Asou (Valis), Volcana (Ultra Vortek), Spelunker (Spelunker), Wynn (Mystery of Atlantis).

It's sad that Bubsy's creator Michael Berlyn is dead. Bubsy's existence was a mistake, and it doesn't help that Atari now owns Bubsy. Talk about a miserable existence...

At least Atari would be kind enough to let anyone kick Bubsy as long as Fair Use allows it.

Video Game Television

Credits to Norwegian RuneScape YouTuber Will Miss It for the idea for this comic.

If only there were better television shows based on video games, then only we would stop taking our TV shows for granted, including TV shows based on video games.

Here are some good TV shows based on video games that do not exist but we wished they existed:

Breaking Bubsy

Based on: Breaking Bad

Bubsy struggles to survive in a society that totally dislikes him while everyone makes his life miserable.

Everybody Hates Bubsy

Based on: Everybody Hates Chris

Similar to Breaking Bubsy, but with people who dislike Bubsy out to get him dead.

Kusoge Kombat

Based on: The Mortal Kombat cartoon

Kusoge game characters such as Wynn from Mystery of Atlantis, Gonbe and Tago from Ikki, and Spelunker, fight to the bitter end against each other for their personal survival.

So You Think You Can Fight

Based on: So You Think You Can Dance

Basically a combat-themed version of So You Think You Can Dance. Contestants have to beat up various objects such as a sandbag.

The Kloffice

Based on: The Office

Let's face it. The Kloffice will be the closest thing Klonoa will ever have to having a white-collar job, and Isabelle from Animal Crossing could just be one of his co-workers.

Last Noob Standing

Based on: Last Man Standing

The weakest characters in video game history battle each other to the death. In this case, Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter emerged victorious with Bubsy and a RuneScape Noob laying dead on the floor. Enjoy your moment of victory while you can, Dan Hibiki. You will still be considered very low in the Street Fighter character rankings list.

Whose Ability Is It Anyway

Based on: Whose Line Is It Anyway

Whose Line Is It Anyway features multiple different games performed by the performers. One of the games performed by the performers is Foreign Film Dub. In video games, cutscenes are basically the equivalent of film, which is why Foreign Cutscene Dub is one of the games performed in Whose Ability Is It Anyway.

Lemmings Invasion

Based on: Rabbids Invasion

While Rabbids Invasion revolves around the Rabbids coming to our society, Lemmings Invasion revolves around the Lemmings coming to our society. At least the Lemmings will be better than the Rabbids, assuming the Lemmings do not self-destruct...

Mii Vs Food

Based on: Man Vs Food

A Mii wearing a chef hat arms himself with a kitchen knife to slice his way through various food-based enemies, including Mr Hot Dog, Mr Egg and Mr Pickle from BurgerTime.

The Browser Wars

This show is all about Internet web browsers fighting a long war against each other. The various browsers warring against each other include Internet Explorer, Microsoft Edge, Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome.

Super Smash Bros Supercade Smackdown

Based on: Saturday Supercade

Remember Saturday Supercade? Well, imagine if Super Smash Bros had a TV series, it would aim to relive the glory days of Saturday Supercade. This is a show we would definitely watch.

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