Yellow Turban Bandits

If Squidward gave Dynasty Warriors mission briefings about the Yellow Turban Bandits, Patrick would have asked Squidward whether the Yellow Turban Bandits are either Falun Gong practitioners or Jehovah's Witness members, in which Squidward says the Yellow Turban Bandits are neither, which is historically correct.

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