Disappearing Magic Skirt

Magical Girl Anime heroines wear skirted leotards that makes them look like they are wearing minidresses. But we do not know about this until we see them transform. In this comic, however, the Magical Girl told her magic skirt to disappear, and it disappeared into magic sparkles, revealing that she had been wearing a leotard all along.

The Real Truth About The Sacred Jewel

Remember the times when we used to watch Inuyasha? That TV series revolved around its titular hero Inuyasha and a time-traveling heroine named Kagome. Their quest revolves around searching for the shards of the Sacred Jewel (later called the Shikon Jewel) and taking down the villainous Naraku. After many villains, including Naraku himself, were vanquished over the course of the TV series' 10-year run, it turns out the Shikon Jewel was the real mastermind behind all of Naraku's villainy. This means the Shikon Jewel was the true villain of Inuyasha from the very beginning.

Given that no good wishes had came out from the Shikon Jewel, Kagome's wish for the Shikon Jewel to disappear forever remains the only good wish to be granted in the Inuyasha series. The Shikon Jewel self-destructing was what ultimately killed off Naraku once and for all, meaning the series finale of Inuyasha: The Final Act is the only true Good Ending in the history of Anime to date.

Morale Decline

Author's Note: This comic's template comes from the Anime series We Never Learn.

If there is any Anime series that is known for making Anime fans' morale dwindle drastically, it has to be Puella Magi Madoka Magica. While the first two episodes did not cause morale to go into free fall, the depression began in Episode 3, where Charlotte ate Mami Tomoe's head. Things only got worse from that point on.

And then, Sayaka Miki became a witch at the end of Episode 8. That's where morale plummeted even further. However, morale went up when Madoka Kaname decided to become a goddess in Episode 12. Even then, this was a bittersweet ending because her physical existence was erased as a result of the choice she made.

Therefore, avoid Puella Magi Madoka Magica if you think your morale is prone to plummeting in the face of despair and looming doom.

We Never Learn © Shueisha.

The Disappointing Truth About Anime

If there was a legitimate reason why some people have decided to stop watching Anime, it's not because of burnout, but because of the lack of harmony between the upper class and the lower class, which in turn, explains the lack of justice in Anime. The most notable examples of the upper class looking down on and belittling the lower class in Anime are found in Dragon Ball Z, Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh and One Piece. This lack of justice made Anime fans so disappointed that they simply just give up on watching Anime altogether.

Therefore, giving up on Anime because of the lack of justice isn't about giving up a part of your younger self. It's about making the right choice by standing up for what is right.

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Once again, I'm back with yet another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme.

While Naraku got the lion's share of the haters' fury throughout the entire history of Inuyasha's TV run, it was revealed near the end that the Shikon Jewel was the real mastermind behind all of Naraku's villainy from the start. Therefore, Kagome wishing for the Shikon Jewel to vanish forever ultimately killed off Naraku once and for all.

At the end of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment, the site where Calamo and the Knight Construct took down the last of the Forbidden Constructs became the place where Calamo decided to take root. If the post-credits cinematic was anything, it's possible that Age of Imprisonment could be more than just the backstory of how King Rauru's hand grabbed Ganondorf's chest in the first place. It's also the origin story of the tree that we now refer to as the Ancient Tree Stump in Breath of The Wild and Tears of The Kingdom.

If you want to know why Ash "Satoshi" Ketchum only knows nothing but the bitterness of defeat in the first six Pokemon Leagues that appear in the mainline Pokemon games, it's all the writers' fault for being biased against Pokemon creator Satoshi Tajiri. They portrayed Ash as the underdog who could never win a Pokemon League because they believe that Satoshi Tajiri could never overtake Shigeru Miyamoto. This could explain why the late Takeshi Shudo wanted Ash's first battle against wild Pokemon to end with him going up in smoke, as well as Shudo proposing the depressing ending where Pokemon was the dying dream of a mentally ill Ash all along. All because Ash's surname was never really Ketchum, but rather, Ash was Satoshi Tajiri's real self. So much for Satoshi Tajiri having Asperger's Syndrome, being an outsider in the eyes of Nintendo, and being far more reclusive than that the now deceased Akira Toriyama...

If there was one country that had it far worse than Germany in the 20th Century, it's Hungary. The Treaty of Trianon was far worse than the Treaty of Versailles. If you think Germany had it bad with hyperinflation in 1923, Hungary's 1946 hyperinflation was way worse. And don't even get started on Soviet Russia crushing the 1956 Hungarian Revolution...

Windows Vista and Windows Me are definitely the worst Microsoft operating systems in existence, and it doesn't help that they are both tied for that horrible title...

The Konosuba Aqua is pathetic. The Kingdom Hearts Aqua is far superior.

Sukumizu Daioh Rendering

Go figure that the sukumizu school swimsuits from Azumanga Daioh and Summer Time Rendering bear strong resemblances to conventional one-piece swimsuits unlike the average Anime sukumizu school swimsuit.

Demanding Justice For Outsiders

Forget the Nintendo Switch 2 launch party. Justice for Ash Ketchum and Satoshi Tajiri is far more important. Even if Gary Oak and Ritchie getting sentenced to death would be considered grave insults to Shigeru Miyamoto and the late Hiroshi Yamauchi respectively, just remember how Nintendo mistreated outsiders such as Waluigi. By Nintendo standards, Ash Ketchum and his namesake Satoshi Tajiri are outsiders, and they have been mistreated by Nintendo.

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Another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme? Looks like this comic could become a new Internet meme.

Bad news, folks. The tariff wars will be nothing compared to the debt bombs America and China are sitting on right now. If these debt bombs explode, it will cause a downturn that's far worse than the Great Depression, and it will ultimately lead to World War 3...

For those wondering what a xenophyophore is, it is an undersea amoeba that can grow up to eight inches in diameter. It's possible Kirby is a pink xenophyophore because official Nintendo sources confirm that Kirby's diameter is eight inches.

Risotto was always a great alternative to pasta and pizza for Italian Restaurants. Nuff said.

Anime was possibly the real reason striped bikinis are so popular in Japan. Change my mind.

Contrary to popular belief, the final battle between good and evil that threatens to end the world as we know it will not take place at Armageddon, but rather, that epic final battle will take place near Jerusalem, or more accurately, near what remains of Jerusalem.

The L6/40 is an Italian World War 2 light tank that is known for being weak in that particular conflict. Therefore, it would be better off being demolished in the Street Fighter 2 car breaker bonus stage.

Sword Wand

Magic wands have always been a magical girl's weapon of choice throughout the history of Anime. However, some combat situations require the magical girl to use her magic wand as a melee weapon. At best, the magic wand is as lethal as a combat knife in close-quarters combat. That is where the sword wand comes in. It combines the sword's stabbing and slashing capabilities with the magic wand's magic capabilities. Sakura Kinomoto's magic wand has this ability to transform into a sword wand. The biggest problem with the sword wand is that it may not be practical, even by Anime weapon standards. Therefore, the sword wand would be better off locked away in the weird weapons vault.

Extremely Confusing Series

If there was any reason for Masahiro Sakurai to not include Anime and Manga characters in Super Smash Bros, it's because of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle being extremely confusing due to Fei Wong Reed placing a death seal inside Princess Sakura.

More Reclusive Than Toriyama

Author's Note: This comic is my lawyer-friendly version of the "Change My Mind" meme. Also, the background used is a chroma key green screen.

Ever wondered why Pokemon creator Satoshi Tajiri has been absent from every single Pokemon Direct? If you said Satoshi Tajiri is more reclusive than Akira Toriyama, you are correct. While Akira Toriyama is known for being reclusive, Satoshi Tajiri may have been more reclusive than the Dragon Ball author.

The Disturbing Lack of Justice

Ever wondered why I do not watch Anime as much as I used to? It's not because of the lack of good shows, but rather, the disappointing and disturbing lack of justice in Anime. Even if there are exceptions, the lack of justice in Anime mirrors the lack of justice in Japanese society as a whole. That is why fighting for justice is exceptionally difficult in Japan.

Anime Swimwear

I'm very sure the Shimabra and the Shimapan were the reasons striped bikinis became one of Anime's most popular two-piece bathing suits.

The Disappointing Lack of Justice

The lack of harmony between the upper class and the lower class in Japanese animation and comics has been a serious issue. We have seen this in Dragon Ball Z, where Vegeta the Prince of the Saiyans has often looked down on the lowly Son Goku. This recurring problem also surfaced in Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh. To make matters worse, when it's the lower class getting bullied by the upper class, nobody stands up for the victims of such bullying. This could explain why the late Takeshi Shudo wanted Pokemon to have a depressing series finale, where the entire Pokemon series turned out to be the dying dream of a mentally ill Ash Ketchum. Do you know why? Because Japanese society rarely believes in the good name of justice. That is why bullying has been one of the biggest problems in Japanese animation (Sailor Moon author Naoko Takeuchi was a bullying victim).

This disappointing lack of justice could be the reason some people have all but given up on Japanese animation and comics. Such people have decided to give up because they believe in the good name of justice, and they were left disappointed. Disillusionment is nothing new, but the lack of justice in Japanese animation and comics has made such disillusionment even more justifiable.

Why Magical Girls Do Not Engage In Melee Combat

I do not understand why magical girls rarely use their magic wands as melee weapons. If Halo's Master Chief could use his guns as melee weapons in close quarters combat, then I do not see why magical girls do not use their magic wands for melee combat. Although it's possible that Sakura Kinomoto did use her magic wand to engage in close quarters combat at some point in time, her case may be the only known exception. And yes, Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak is the stabbing victim in this comic.

Then again, magical girls were not meant to engage in heavy duty combat. Even worse still, there is a big chance that magical girls could lose their innocence if they have to brutally kill anyone, even if that enemy is a monstrous monster or villainous villain. Unfortunately, we have already seen cases of magical girls losing their innocence, and this is all the fault of Gen Urobuchi when he conceived Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Stabbed by the Haters

If there is one thing the far-right and the far-left can agree on, it would be agreeing to kill Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak.

Gary "Shigeru" Oak is often seen wearing a yellow/green Taegeuk amulet, and the Taegeuk is the emblem of the Republic of South Korea. Unfortunately, this means Gary Oak is on the hit list of both the Fascists and the Communists.

Even if the Taegeuk is not a hate symbol unlike the Swastika or the Rising Sun or even the Hammer and Sickle, it is not safe from the fury of those who hate it regardless of color. For all we know, Ash was either the reincarnation of an Imperial Japanese Army soldier who was killed by the Allies during World War 2 or a Communist Soldier who was killed by the Allies during the Korean War. Perhaps Ash is suffering from depression as a result of becoming mentally ill due to him being a Zainichi Korean who can never return because he was a Communist sympathizer.

Maybe one day Game Freak will reveal everything about the Pokemon TV series, just like how they debunked the coma theory.

Mediocre At Best

Cutie Honey was a huge disappointment. The storytelling in every official continuity was terrible, and to make matters worse, the villainous Panther Claw was never truly defeated in every single one of them. At best, the entire franchise was a mediocre mediocrity. In other words, reviewers who gave negative reviews to the Cutie Honey series were right all along...

The Real Reason Ash gets no Justice

It's a huge pity that we rarely get to hear any stories of justice in Japanese animation and comics. Why is there no justice in Japanese comics and animation? Because of the lack of sympathy or harmony between the nobility and the commoners, the upper class and the lower class. Unfortunately, the lack of success in the popular revolutions throughout Japanese history may have destroyed all hopes of transforming Japanese society into a fair and just society.

The Pokemon TV series is definitely a textbook example of that lack of justice. The people who worked on the Pokemon TV series did not want to give Gary and Ritchie any real comeuppance for all the wrongs they did to Ash. The reason for that? Not only was Ash's namesake Satoshi Tajiri an outsider, but giving Gary and Ritchie any severe comeuppances whatsoever would have been grave insults to Shigeru Miyamoto and the late Hiroshi Yamauchi respectively as well. This unacceptable injustice will not be tolerated. Even if Satoshi Tajiri was secretly a communist sympathizer, Nintendo looking down on him is unforgivable.

At the end of the day, the people who are calling for a boycott of Nintendo may have been right all along...

Satoshi Tajiri's Dark Secret

Pokemon fans are going to be very upset when they find out Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was named after Super Mario Bros and Donkey Kong creator Shigeru Miyamoto. However, they do not realize the real reason Satoshi Tajiri named Gary Oak after Mario's creator was because Satoshi Tajiri wanted to conceive a series that is as good as anything Shigeru Miyamoto could come up with. The Pokemon fans also do not realize that the real reason Ash Ketchum was portrayed as stupid and quite possibly mentally ill was because Ash Ketchum and his namesake Satoshi Tajiri were one and the same, and Satoshi Tajiri was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, a variation of autism named after Dr Hans Asperger, who gave autistic children from various regions under Nazi rule over to be experimented on. Maybe Ash having Asperger's Syndrome could explain Gary's disdain towards one of Anime's dumbest protagonists. The grandson of Professor Oak dislikes people who are diagnosed with a variation of autism named after a Nazi collaborator, and this is going to get Gary in trouble with the radical leftists, who will definitely be screaming for his head on a pike for humiliating someone with autism...

Justice for Magical Girls

Puella Magi Madoka Magica has done a huge disservice to Magical Girl Anime as a whole. The real culprit behind it, however, is Kyubey. He's the one who needs to be punished for all the wrongs he did to Magical Girl Anime by being given the death sentence. Blondette says that Kyubey should be run over with a motorized vehicle, with her choice being an Alfa Romeo. Brunetta and Sabriel would like to slash Kyubey with a battleaxe. Turquoise, Amethyst and Magenta would prefer to hurl a Molotov Cocktail in Kyubey's face. But I would prefer to have Kyubey mutilated with a battleaxe before running him over with an Alfa Romeo and burning his crushed corpse by hurling a Molotov Cocktail at him. How's that for brutality in the name of justice?

Another reason magical girls need justice is because of the lack of magical girls in the Super Smash Bros series. Other than the Lip, Ashley and Veronica Outfits for Mii Swordfighters, Magical Girls do not have any representation in the Super Smash Bros series at all. Perhaps this will all change in Super Smash Bros 6. However, Puella Magi Madoka Magica may have made Nintendo think twice. Perhaps the horrors found in Puella Magi Madoka Magica were one of the reasons Masahiro Sakurai prohibited non-video game characters from taking part in the Super Smash Bros series. He knows better than to include anything that is too horrific for Nintendo's customers.