Friday 19 July 2024

Satoshi Tajiri's Dark Secret


Pokemon fans are going to be very upset when they find out Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was named after Super Mario Bros and Donkey Kong creator Shigeru Miyamoto. However, they do not realize the real reason Satoshi Tajiri named Gary Oak after Mario's creator was because Satoshi Tajiri wanted to conceive a series that is as good as anything Shigeru Miyamoto could come up with. The Pokemon fans also do not realize that the real reason Ash Ketchum was portrayed as stupid and quite possibly mentally ill was because Ash Ketchum and his namesake Satoshi Tajiri were one and the same, and Satoshi Tajiri was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, a variation of autism named after Dr Hans Asperger, who gave autistic children from various regions under Nazi rule over to be experimented on. Maybe Ash having Asperger's Syndrome could explain Gary's disdain towards one of Anime's dumbest protagonists. The grandson of Professor Oak dislikes people who are diagnosed with a variation of autism named after a Nazi collaborator, and this is going to get Gary in trouble with the radical leftists, who will definitely be screaming for his head on a pike for humiliating someone with autism...

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