Meme Heroes Against The Great Tribulation

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Amid all the turmoil that is going on right now, it is safe to say that Earth is sailing on course into The Great Tribulation, a time period that is so bad that there will be nothing like it. However, there will always be heroes who will not let the villains of Revelation 13 have their way, even if the odds are totally against them.

Here are eight meme characters that I think would stand up against the villains of Revelation 13:

Gonbe: The farmer who staged a revolt in the Sunsoft arcade game Ikki, whch was best known for its Famicom port inventing the kusoge genre, would definitely be one of those meme characters who would attack the villains of Revelation 13. He would get his bamboo spear ready to attack the baddies, even if the odds are stacked against him.

Wynn: The main protagonist of Sunsoft's Atlantis no Nazo (Mystery of Atlantis in the long awaited Western re-release), which claims to be the game that would surpass Super Mario Bros, which it only did in the number of levels, would get his bombs ready and join forces with fellow kusoge hero Gonbe from Sunsoft's Ikki in taking down the baddies, regardless of how high the odds are against them.

CD-i Link: This version of Link from the Legend of Zelda series isn't the kind who would be worthy of wielding the Master Sword. And there are some Zelda fans claim that Ganon(dorf) is the Antichrist. Even if CD-i Link gets equipped with the Master Sword, there would be no way he would defeat the Antichrist, because the theory claiming that Ganon is the Antichrist may not even be true...

Ugandan Knuckles: This fan-made meme variant of a popular Sonic character would definitely give the Antichrist Beast a huge headache, even if his "Do You Know The Way?" kind of annoyance gets cut short by the Beast of Revelation 13 trampling on him.

Leeroy Jenkins: Attacking the Beast of Revelation 13 is obviously suicidal, but Leeroy Jenkins doesn't care. He would yell out his name and charge at the villains of Revelation 13. Even in death, at least he had chicken...

Google Chrome T-Rex: The dinosaur who jumps over cacti when the Wi-Fi is down would attack the Beast of Revelation 13 like a real T-Rex, even if the villains of Revelation 13 are almost undefeatable.

Inori Aizawa: The patron saint of Internet Explorer and its successor Microsoft Edge would do everything in her power to take down the villains of Revelation 13. Unfortunately, the Antichrist would have been a master of cyber-warfare, possessing the forbidden knowledge of dark sentences such as weaponizing AI for nefarious purposes. This means Inori Aizawa would have virtually no chance of victory over the Antichrist and his False Prophet.

Peppino Spaghetti: Just because this Italian pizza chef is unstoppable in his home game, doesn't mean he would defeat the villains of Revelation 13. However, he could end up frustrating the villains long enough for Jesus Christ's Second Coming to land the finishing blow and send the Antichrist and False Prophet blasting off into the Lake of Fire.

With all that said, if these eight meme heroes joined forces to thwart the villains of Revelation 13, they could hold the line long enough until Christ's Second Coming sends the Beast of Revelation 13 and the False Prophet into the Lake of Fire, bringing about the end of this present Evil Age that has been tormenting humanity for 6000 years.

Superiority over Huawei and Xiaomi

In light of how consumers from Mainland China are snubbing Huawei and Xiaomi in favour of Apple products, some Chinese consumers are saying that not only is the iPhone 8 still going strong even after nearly 10 years, they even say that Oppo is laughing at Huawei and Xiaomi right now, even if Oppo was from Mainland China just like Huawei and Xiaomi. Sure, the iPhone Duo is currently having its own problems, but even if Crackgate is worse than you think, Apple still has the iPhone 17 and the iPhone 18 to fall back to, for both of them are humiliating Huawei and Xiaomi in Mainland China right now as we speak.

For those wondering which particular Oppo phone is featured in this comic, it's the Oppo Reno 12F.

Cellphone Nostalgia

Does anyone remember the good old days of the pre-smartphone age of Samsung cellphones? Those were the real glory days of Samsung cellphones before they blew it with the infamous Samsung Galaxy Note 7 during the smartphone age of cellphones. Especially when Samsung's cellphones from the pre-smartphone era had wonderful startup and shutdown animations.

Ptolemy Costume Guide

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The Fairyland Story has to be one of those forgotten Arcade titles from Taito, the very same company that was known for Space Invaders. However, what we do not know was that The Fairyland Story was a predecessor to Bubble Bobble. Not only that, its main protagonist, Ptolemy, was also one of those female protagonists that predated Metroid's Samus. The game, however, never left Japan until the release of Taito Legends 2 for the PlayStation 2, XBox and Microsoft Windows as well as Taito Legends: Power-Up for the PlayStation Portable.

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Author's Note: This #Costober costume guide is a belated tribute to the 40th Anniversary of the Metroid series.

So you've completed Super Metroid for the SNES, right? Even better still, you've beaten the game in less than 3 hours. What kind of ending do you get? You get to see Samus in a black bikini, of course!

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If there was anyone who best represents the Fallout series, it's always the Vault Boy. He's so iconic that not only was he a DLC Mii Gunner Costume in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, he even got an origin story in the Fallout TV Series as well.

Madiesha Costume Guide

It's been several days since I last did a costume guide for #Costober, but I'm back with some new costume guides.

For those wondering who Madiesha is, she's the Romanian leotard-clad gymnast from a forgotten Taiwanese MS-DOS fighting game called Tough Guy. Obscure games need some love too...