Tuesday, 26 May 2026

Swimming Pool Matriarch Visual Gag Variations 10


Hey, folks. It's been a while since the previous Matriarch of the Swimming Pool visual gag variations comic. Hopefully this one will be my last Matriarch of the Swimming Pool visual gag variations comic due to creative burnout, family issues, and a world whose turmoil continues to grow.

In December 2025, the Yona of the Dawn manga finally reached its conclusion. The final chapter ended with Yona becoming Queen of Kouka. How's that for a happy ending?

Judging by her medical expertise, resourcefulness, analytical mindset and calm under pressure, Maomao from The Apothecary Diaries would fit well in the Mobile Army Surgical Hospital unit from the TV series M*A*S*H.

I'm very sure the Super Horn from Mario Kart 8 was the product of Professor Elvin Gadd and Dr Crygor being obsessed with ending the infamous Spiny Shell's reign of terror.

Despite their leftist leanings, Mastodon and Bluesky are blocked in Mainland China. Looks like the Communist regime in China is terrified of progressivism...

If there was one major commercial failure that was made by Samsung that surpassed the Nuon, it has to be the Samsung Galaxy Note 7. Before the Samsung Galaxy Note 7's infamous exploding batteries, the biggest failure made by Samsung was the Nuon, a DVD/game console platform that tried too hard to be both a DVD Player and a gaming console just like Sony's PlayStation 2, but ended up a commercial failure. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7, however, took commercial failure to a fiery new level. There were injuries and property damage due to the battery fires. Thankfully, no one died from this fiasco. There was, however, a huge recall due to the fires. As a result, battery safety was drastically improved.

China's aircraft carriers are struggling with combat readiness issues. Some analysts say that Mainland China will have no more aircraft carriers by the time they conquer Taiwan. This is not a good sign for the administration in Beijing because their ambitions for world domination will be shaken to its very foundations if they learn the truth about their aircraft carriers' lack of combat readiness...

Wednesday, 20 May 2026

Exploder Drone Targets 2


Another comic about exploder drone targets? Looks like the dart bombs that Wile E Coyote unleashed doesn't want to stop...

The Panzer 68 was often considered the worst MBT to enter military service by the Swiss Ministry of Defence. From multiple faults such as firing the cannon by switching on the heating system to insufficient protection against nuclear, biological and chemical warfare, The Panzer 68 had a bad reputation. An exploder drone would put this defective combat tank out of its misery.

But Switzerland wasn't the only country to come up with defective tanks. The British Chieftain Tank was a defective combat tank, though nowhere near as defective as the Panzer 68. It had poor mobility and dodgy reliability, and those flaws undermined its performance under the Iranian flag during the Iran-Iraq War. Therefore, exploder drones such as the dart bombs unleashed by Wile E Coyote are the best way to end this defective tank's misery.

Remember the sinking of the Tarantul-class corvette Ivanovets during the Russo-Ukrainian War? The Ukrainian Ministry of Defence confirmed that the enemy ship was sunk by unmanned exploder boats. However, this comic would have preferred to sink a Tarantul-class corvette using Wile E Coyote's dart bombs instead because they're smaller than the exploder boats deployed by Ukraine but they pack explosive power that punches above its weight. Not to mention that the Tarantul-class is virtually defenseless against air attacks...

In conclusion, these flawed military vehicles are not only legitimate targets for exploder drones, they are far more deserving of being on the receiving end of exploder drones than Wile E Coyote.

Tuesday, 19 May 2026

Exploder Drone Targets


Author's Note: All copyrights for the characters in this comic go to their respective owners.

Remember the needle-nosed dart bombs from The Road Runner Show episode "Lickety-Splat"? That episode predicted the exploder drones that are used in the Russo-Ukrainian War and the 2026 Persian Gulf Crisis. To be fair to Wile E Coyote, he did not deserved to get blasted by the exploder drones that he launched at Road Runner. That's why I came up with a list of characters that deserved to get blasted by the exploder drones that ruined Wile E Coyote in "Lickety-Splat".

Let's begin this list with a deceiver whose deceit ruined many girls' lives. Kyubey is so deceitful that he deserves to get blasted by the dart bombs far more than Wile E Coyote. If there was one good deed Wile E Coyote could do for us, it would be destroying Kyubey even if Kyubey's kind is an endless race...

Another good deed Wile E Coyote could do is to blast Sheep Man into scrap metal. Sheep Man was considered the most pathetic Robot Master Dr Wily could throw at Mega Man. At least Sheep Man could swap the heads of Scratch and Grounder with his Thunder Wool in the Death Battle episode that pitted Robotnik the Eggman against Dr Wily, but other than that...

Let's face it. If there was one character that proved that environmentalism has failed those who have dedicated their lives to preventing environmental degradation from destroying our world, it has to be Awesome Possum. He's worse than Bubsy. Therefore, he is more deserving of being on the receiving end of the dart bombs than Wile E Coyote.

With all that said, if anyone deserves to get targeted by exploder drones more than Wile E Coyote, it's Kyubey, Sheep Man and Awesome Possum.

Wednesday, 13 May 2026

Motivational Quote


Author's Note: My OCs Red Cap, Blue Cap and Green Cap have made an oath that's true to my oath of saying no to smoking, alcohol overconsumption, vaping and drug overdose. They, like me, also like lasagna and believe that Christianity is the heritage of God's True Church.

In the wake of another uncle of mine hitting the grave due to lung cancer just like my late father, with the only difference being that it began with liver cancer, I have decided to come up with this motivational quote about my OCs making an oath that mirrors my oath of my rejection of smoking, alcohol overconsumption, vaping and drugs. Who would have thought saying no to smoking, alcohol, vaping and drugs would have a positive health effect?

Monday, 4 May 2026

Wearing It Better 4


In recent years, there has been an art trend on Japan's side of the Internet where Japanese artists upload fan art of ladies in gold leotards, swimsuits and bikinis during Japan's Golden Week period. But Japanese artists aren't the only people making such fan art. Non-Japanese artists have also jumped on board this art trend bandwagon, and it is my honor to be among them.

To commemorate Japan's Golden Week, here is my OC Turquoise wearing gold leotards, swimsuits and bikinis. Do you think Turquoise wore gold leotards and bathing suits better?

Tuesday, 28 April 2026

Prohibited in Persia


In the wake of the protests in Iran and the war that followed, the Internet was abuzz with #PahlaviWillReturn and #PrinceOfPersia hashtags.

Speaking of Prince of Persia, one thing about the game that was inaccurate about Persia during medieval times was the dress worn by the Princess. In Prince of Persia, the Princess wears a dress that does not have sleeves and shoulder straps. This is inaccurate according to the dress code of medieval Persia. Princesses in Persia during medieval times had a more modest dress code. At least the Princess wore a veil in most of the ports that were released after the release of the MS-DOS version.

For your information, the Princess dress was from the Macintosh version of Prince of Persia.

Sunday, 19 April 2026

Motivational Tiger


Motivational speakers often use various animals to describe the potential that's inside the people that they are lecturing. One such animal is the tiger. Various metaphors about tigers probably inspired the "Eye of the Tiger" song because such lecturers talk about inner strength and untapped potential. Recently, memes about motivational speakers telling their audience about the tigers inside them have resulted in memes saying that the tigers in them are either the German Tiger Tanks of World War 2, or the F-5E fighter jet, or the British warships bearing the name "HMS Tiger" (which is featured in this comic, in particular, the light cruiser with the pennant number C20), or the Eurocopter Tiger helicopter gunship, or an overweight tiger, or a literal "paper tiger" (Yes, origami tigers do exist), or Tony the Tiger, whose catchphrase "They're Gr-r-reat!" has defined his career as the official mascot of Kelloggs' Frosties, or Great Tiger from the Punch-Out series, or the derpy tiger from the Hojak-Do minhwa that was the inspiration for the tiger named Derpy from K-Pop Demon Hunters, or even Derpy himself from the aforementioned K-Pop Demon Hunters, or Pokemon's Incineroar, who has always been touted as the John Cena of Pokemon reps in the Super Smash Bros series.

If I had a tiger inside me, that tiger was a cruiser that never had a chance to fire its guns in anger against Argentina, Iraq or Russia.

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