Thinking of other things other than other ladies

Author's note: This comic is a lawyer-friendly version of the highly popular "Thinking about other women" meme that is being shared throughout the World Wide Web.

I'm very sure the reason Ash Ketchum could never grow old after 25 years is because Ash Ketchum was Satoshi Tajiri's real self from the very beginning.

If Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was indeed named after Super Mario Bros creator Shigeru Miyamoto, then sentencing Gary Oak to death would be tantamount to a grave insult against the creator of Super Mario Bros.

I'm very sure Game Theory was right from the start regarding the Toads having a parasite so terrifying that even Bowser and every other ringleader of the Koopa Troop would have been unable to rein in this highly destructive threat.

What's bigger and badder than Fury Bowser? Demon Dragon Ganon from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. It's also possible Demon Dragon Ganon is the biggest, baddest Ganon in the history of the Zelda series.

Given that Tekken had a long history in the arcade gaming scene, Tekken fans were sorely disappointed over Heihachi Mishima's absence from the Bad-Anon meeting scene in Wreck-it Ralph.

Famiclones do exist in Bulgaria, and they became more popular than Bulgaria's Pravetz computers due to Famiclones costing less than Pravetz computers.

Sniped

Looks like the Team Fortress 2 Sniper is on a sniping streak in this comic. Perhaps I should start making more Team Fortress 2 comics...

Don't worry about Sir Arthur. Even a sniper rifle round from the Team Fortress 2 Sniper will only break his armor, leaving him in his underpants. Other than that, Sir Arthur will remain unharmed.

If there is any way to solve Birdo's gender identity crisis, just let the Team Fortress 2 Sniper shoot her dead.

Not even King K Rool's belly armor can prevent a sniper rifle round from the Team Fortress 2 Sniper from piercing through and critically injuring him. How's that for eliminating a villainous crocodile?

Accept it, Awesome Possum. Nobody likes you. You're better off dead at the hands the Team Fortress 2 Sniper.

If there is any Disney character who should get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper as part of a full scale assault against Disney's bad business ethics, it's Mayor Gene from Wreck-It Ralph. His bullying of Ralph was what made Ralph go AWOL in the first place.

Who cares if some RuneScape noob gets sniped dead? For all we know, he could be using illegal macros to gain an unfair advantage.

Kyubey deceiving teenage girls is so unforgivable that he deserves to get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper.

Orange is not a popular crewmate color in Among Us as it is the color that gets persecuted the most, and it does not help when one of the Impostors is an orange crewmate. Even if the whole orange crewmate is an Impostor thing is true, he either gets largely ignored, or he gets persecuted by those who want the Impostors gone. That's why the crewmate that got shot by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper is the orange one. He could be one of those Impostors, but everyone ignores him anyway, which is why the Impostors have a high win rate in Among Us.

Vicky is a terrible babysitter who should get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper. That is all I can say about her.

The design of MapleStory's Shivermail armor is ridiculous. It makes female archers look like they are in their underwear. As a low-level archer armor, it would definitely not stop a sniper rifle round from killing the wearer.

If I were the Team Fortress 2 Sniper, I would like to kill Bowser in angry response to his villainy. After all, it's time we doubled our efforts on our offensive against Nintendo's bad business ethics, and Nintendo's villains such as Bowser and King K Rool are going to bear the brunt of our anger against Nintendo's bad business ethics.

The Nonsensical War

If there was anything that makes no sense in the Kingdom Hearts series, it would be the Keyblade War and the time paradoxes. As of Kingdom Hearts 3, a new Keyblade War is in progress. Even if Wreck-It Ralph terminates Master Xehanort and Organization XIII and help Sora and his friends piece together the χ-blade for Fix-It Felix Jr to fix with his hammer, this happy ending is unlikely to happen because with our world heading towards a new World War, you might as well add Kingdom Hearts 4 to the list of stuff we will not have before World War 3 alongside Half-Life 3. In other words, the Kingdom Hearts lore has become so nonsensical that the series has become goofier than Goofy.

Then again, despite being bested by Sora, Master Xehanort's defeat did not right the wrongs that he caused because Kingdom Hearts was consumed by darkness. That is until Xehanort's childhood friend Eraqus tells him enough. It turns out that the entire story of the Kingdom Hearts series was based on a chess match between them. Xehanort entrusts the χ-blade to Sora and his friends. But unfortunately, Xehanort's second-in-command, Xigbar, who was the only person who knew about Xehanort's plot from the beginning, acquires the No Name Keyblade that was left behind as a result of Xehanort's demise, eventually revealing himself to be Luxu. In other words, Xehanort was a major pawn in someone else's plans.

Update: Kingdom Hearts 4 has already been announced, but as for the launch date and the platforms the game will be available on remains unknown as at the time of the announcement trailer.

Perplexed by Cybersecurity

Given that Cy-Bugs are computer viruses in the Disney movie Wreck-It Ralph, it would make sense for a firing squad to show up for Sergeant Calhoun's wedding with Fix-It Felix Jr. to open fire on any intruder, given the terrible fate of Dr. Brad Scott, which Mayor Gene was unaware of.

Also, given that cyber-security threats are now greater than when Wreck-It Ralph came out, Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 may just have a possibility of dealing with a far bigger cyber-security threat than the Cy-Bugs. So much for being a grumpy mayor who dislikes video game villains, only to turn a blind eye towards not only the Out Of Order sign, but also cyber-security threats such as the Cy-Bugs, Gene.

All Wreck-It Ralph images © Disney.

Cause and Consequence

You are not alone, Mayor Gene. Many video game players, especially myself, dislike video game villains just like you do. However, it would be terrible to be put out of order, especially if mistreating video game villains made then leave in the first place, resulting in the game being put out of order.

To make matters worse, when your game is out of order, and no solution can be found, you either become homeless and at the mercy of permanent death, or you get sucked into a black hole and perish with the unplugged game. Both are terrible fates you would not want to have at all.

All Wreck-It Ralph images © Disney.