Sniped

Looks like the Team Fortress 2 Sniper is on a sniping streak in this comic. Perhaps I should start making more Team Fortress 2 comics...

Don't worry about Sir Arthur. Even a sniper rifle round from the Team Fortress 2 Sniper will only break his armor, leaving him in his underpants. Other than that, Sir Arthur will remain unharmed.

If there is any way to solve Birdo's gender identity crisis, just let the Team Fortress 2 Sniper shoot her dead.

Not even King K Rool's belly armor can prevent a sniper rifle round from the Team Fortress 2 Sniper from piercing through and critically injuring him. How's that for eliminating a villainous crocodile?

Accept it, Awesome Possum. Nobody likes you. You're better off dead at the hands the Team Fortress 2 Sniper.

If there is any Disney character who should get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper as part of a full scale assault against Disney's bad business ethics, it's Mayor Gene from Wreck-It Ralph. His bullying of Ralph was what made Ralph go AWOL in the first place.

Who cares if some RuneScape noob gets sniped dead? For all we know, he could be using illegal macros to gain an unfair advantage.

Kyubey deceiving teenage girls is so unforgivable that he deserves to get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper.

Orange is not a popular crewmate color in Among Us as it is the color that gets persecuted the most, and it does not help when one of the Impostors is an orange crewmate. Even if the whole orange crewmate is an Impostor thing is true, he either gets largely ignored, or he gets persecuted by those who want the Impostors gone. That's why the crewmate that got shot by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper is the orange one. He could be one of those Impostors, but everyone ignores him anyway, which is why the Impostors have a high win rate in Among Us.

Vicky is a terrible babysitter who should get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper. That is all I can say about her.

The design of MapleStory's Shivermail armor is ridiculous. It makes female archers look like they are in their underwear. As a low-level archer armor, it would definitely not stop a sniper rifle round from killing the wearer.

If I were the Team Fortress 2 Sniper, I would like to kill Bowser in angry response to his villainy. After all, it's time we doubled our efforts on our offensive against Nintendo's bad business ethics, and Nintendo's villains such as Bowser and King K Rool are going to bear the brunt of our anger against Nintendo's bad business ethics.

Stabbed By Schezo 2

If there was any one person Schezo should stab, it would be Professor Oak's grandson Blue. Blue was the basis for Ash's original nemesis Gary because Blue bullied Red in the Generation 1 Pokemon games. Gary's death at the hands of Schezo was covered by a previous comic about Schezo's stabbings. Therefore, stabbing Blue to death will deliver justice for Red and millions of Pokemon fans worldwide.

Disappointed by the Fairly OddParents series finale? Vicky should perish for all the bullying she did to Timmy Turner, and Schezo the white-haired swordfighter from Puyo Puyo would be the right executioner for the job.

Magikoopas are warlocks who transmute brick blocks into various objects including coins, super mushrooms, fire flowers, and enemies such as Goombas and Koopa Troopas. The most prominent Magikoopa is Kamek, who has been a recurring antagonist in the Mario games since Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. He could be the culprit behind Bowser's villainy. But then again, he was one of the few people who witnessed the Goombas turning traitorous because of the Toads bullying and persecuting them. Unfortunately, Kamek would definitely be on Schezo's target list because Schezo would be better off venting his anger on Nintendo villains in the name of vengeance for Sega's exit from hardware production.

Bowser should perish already after more than 35 years of being up to no good. From my perspective, Nintendo's villains should be the ones suffering the wrath of angry video game players who dislike villains so much that the only good villain is a permanently dead one. Also, if Nintendo dislikes us because of our alleged violation of copyright law and our so-called acts of intellectual property piracy, then Nintendo's villains are going to suffer the wrath of those who dislike them so much that they want the villains dead, and Schezo seems to be the right person for that job, because he would like to impale Nintendo's villains in the name of vengeance for Sega.