Showing posts with label Breath Of The Wild. Show all posts
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Thursday, 29 September 2022

Stab The Jerk


Weapons stabbing Gary Oak, from left to right: Master Sword (The Legend of Zelda series), Maple Glory Sword (MapleStory), Gradriel's Sword (Princess Crown), Bamboo Spear (Ikki), Soldier's Broadsword (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild).

I don't care if Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was named after Mario and Zelda creator Shigeru Miyamoto. The arrogant bully must be punished for all the years of bullying Ash Ketchum and tormenting millions of Pokemon fans worldwide. Even if it turns out that Ash Ketchum was either mentally ill, or a Zainichi Korean, or dare I say, a mentally ill Zainichi Korean, persecution is still persecution, and justice must be done, no matter what the cost.

Saturday, 26 September 2020

Urbosa's Panties


On the 8th of September, 2020, Nintendo announced the prequel to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, which happens to be the sequel to the original Hyrule Warriors. It was called Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity, and it is set 100 years before Breath of The Wild. Maybe Hyrule Warriors will finally be considered part of the Official Zelda Timeline.

While Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity will finally answer the questions to the inquiry on how Calamity Ganon won in the first place, which will include how the four Champions who were supposed to take charge of the Divine Beasts met their demises at the hands of the Blight Ganons, a segment of the trailer where Urbosa does a perfect dodge to avoid a Yiga Blademaster's Windcleaver gave people who watched the trailer a glimpse of Urbosa's panties for the very first time. Sounds like Nintendo is slowly trying to create fanservice content that could potentially give their games a "Mature" rating.

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity © Nintendo.

Wednesday, 21 February 2018

Endless Cycle


If Demise's final words about Link and Zelda being trapped in a cycle without end were true, then this will explain why Zelda characters do not make cameo appearances in not only Mario sports spin-offs (Excluding Mario Kart), but also the Mario Party series as well.....

This could also explain why Ganon can never truly perish even when he gets slain. (Except for Wind Waker, where he gets turned to stone after being stabbed.) This could also be the reason for him devastating Hyrule in Breath Of The Wild as Calamity Ganon.

Even if Ganon came into any Mario spin-off (Mario Kart, Mario Golf, Mario Tennis, Mario Party, etc.) as Ganondorf, everyone will be running away from him, and let's not forget what will happen to Wreck-It Ralph's Bad-Anon if Ganon joined the association, especially as Ganondorf.....

Now one must wonder what will happen if Ganondorf decides to participate in Mario Kart, Mario Golf or Mario Tennis as a playable character, and the other characters' reactions to him showing up.....

Nintendo games and characters © Nintendo.

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