Showing posts with label Resistance: Fall of Man. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Resistance: Fall of Man. Show all posts

Sunday, 29 December 2024

The Hideously Ugly Face of Evil


Jenova's skull face is very hideous. It's so hideous that it would make the Yellow Devil from the Mega Man series self-destruct. Even the Chimera from Resistance are nowhere near as ugly as Jenova, and Polygon Man knows that Jenova is too ghastly to have any part in the purple floating head's malevolent plans to take over Sony. It's also possible Jenova would have been too ugly to even appear in any major webcomic because of the aforementioned skull face.

Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth © Square Enix.

Saturday, 6 January 2024

Too Grotesque for Polygon Man


Credits to The Archworks a.k.a. Archemeits for his renditions of Heretic Hojo and Jenova Synthesis.

"Ridley is too big" has officially aged poorly. "Jenova is too ugly" makes more sense for the Smash community now, because Jenova is far too grotesque to even have any part in the malevolent plans of Polygon Man, one of which involves the purple head taking over Sony.

Heretic Hojo and Jenova Synthesis are so ugly that Polygon Man rejected them from being stage hazards in PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale. And it does not help when both of them are uglier than the Chimera from the Resistance series. This could also explain why neither Hojo nor Jenova came along when Sephiroth entered Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Sakurai would find both of them too grotesque to be included in any form.

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