Showing posts with label Porsche. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Porsche. Show all posts

Saturday, 30 May 2026

Thinking of other things other than other ladies 7


I'm back once more with yet another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme.

It's good that Ferrari finally decided to jump on the Electric Vehicle bandwagon. The big problem, however, is that the Ferrari Luce is so expensive that you could buy two, or possibly three, Porsche Taycans, depending on which version of the Ferrari Luce you are thinking of purchasing.

Back in 2009, Alfa Romeo had a Space Invaders-themed commercial for the Alfa Romeo Mito. What role Taito played in the making of this commercial directed by Alex & Steffen, remains unknown, however.

I'm hoping that Capcom brings back the Car Breaker bonus level from Street Fighter 2 in a future Street Fighter 6 update, and when they do, I'm hoping that either the Pontiac Aztek or the Jaguar Type 00 becomes the target vehicle in Street Fighter 6's version of the Car Breaker bonus level because the Pontiac Aztek was indirectly responsible for the demise of Pontiac, and the Jaguar Type 00 is the product of Jaguar's dismal rebranding that result from their controversial "Copy Nothing" advertisement.

While Alfa Romeo's automobiles are more stylish, Opel's automobiles are superior due to their good quality reliability.

Even before the infamous "Copy Nothing" advertisement that tarnished Jaguar's reputation, Volvo was already far better than Jaguar due to Volvo having better quality reliability and safety standards.

Friday, 29 March 2024

Exposing the Emissions Cartel


You were expecting a comic about Good Friday or crucifixion. But it was a comic about German consumers being angry at the corporate greed of their country's automakers that got uploaded instead.

Did you know that BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Volkswagen, Audi and Porsche were accused of operating a "car cartel" as far back as the 1990s? Despite being arch-rivals, these German automakers have been revealed to be secretly working together to deceive American environmental agencies. All of this was part of the German industrialists' post-war plan to conquer the global economy. Unfortunately, German consumers have seen this deception, and are now furious at such anti-consumer business practices. This is the "Dieselgate" scandal, and German consumers have joined hands with American consumers to boycott Volkswagen in protest against anti-consumer business practices.

However, that is nothing compared to the German business leaders' corporate greed being responsible for the Second Reich instigating World War 1 and the Third Reich instigating World War 2. This means Kaiser Wilhelm II as well as Adolf Hitler and the Nazis were pawns of a shadow government all along. Even without mentioning these people, Angela Merkel revealed this truth on the day she stepped down as chancellor of Germany.

Sadly, the corporate greed that made Germany start two World Wars will also bring about a third World War. One that will bring the Anglosphere and Israel to their knees for being very wayward, and will threaten to turn the Earth into a tohu and bohu hellscape where no flesh is saved alive. Thankfully, Christ will come again, and he will free Germany from the corporate greed that brought misery to millions of people worldwide.

In conclusion, Germany's brand of corporate greed should be locked up in prison. Period.

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