Humiliated By PSG

While hype is building up for the 2025 Club World Cup Final, let us not forget about how Champions League Winners Paris Saint-Germain humiliated Atlético Madrid and Real Madrid by defeating both teams 4-0 in the 2025 Club World Cup.

PSG WINS!!!!!

Congratulations to Paris Saint-Germain on winning their very first Champions League title and becoming the second French soccer club since Olympique Marseille's victory over AC Milan in 1993 to win the Champions League.

The Victorious Spaniard

Sorry, England. But soccer trophies have eluded you once more...

By winning Euro 2024, Spain has acquired their fourth Euro Cup title, meaning they now have more Euro Cups than Germany. ¡Viva España!

Annus Horribilis 2022

2022 turned out to be another bad year. We had Russia invading Ukraine, which could possibly get the ball rolling for more conflicts and possibly bring about the end of democracy in Europe and Asia. There's also the assassination of Shinzo Abe, which people claim could herald the end of Japanese democracy, although Shinzo Abe was putting Japanese freedoms to the sword before his death. The high profile obituaries do not stop there, however, as the obituaries of Queen Elizabeth II and Pele also made the headlines. And let's not forget about the corrupt World Cup that was hosted by Qatar, whose soccer team had the worst performance of a World Cup host nation after losing all three Group Stage matches...

If you want to get your hopes high for 2023, prepare for more disappointment. We may have less than ten years left before the start of the Great Tribulation...

Pele Tribute

The end of an era in soccer history has finally happened. Pele's obituary has officially hit the headlines, closing what could possibly be the final chapter of the soccer football we have come to love and grown up with. It gets more depressing when you learn that Pele's death happened amid scandals surrounding soccer's governing body and their controversial decisions to award the World Cup hosting rights to countries that were not ready for hosting a massive event.

Farewell, Pele. You will be dearly missed, and your footprints on the histories of Brazil and soccer will be greatly remembered.

Euro 2020 Grand Finale

Denmark's dream run was finally brought to an end by every International Football fan's favourite underdog England. 55 years of not being in the Grand Finals of a major soccer tournament have been brought to an end. Therefore, Italy will face England in the Euro 2020 Grand Finale. Who knows, maybe England will get an International Football Trophy after 55 years...

What's the best way to celebrate the winner of Euro 2020? Have the favourite dish of the winner as a victory feast. If Italy wins, have some lasagna. If England wins, have some fish and chips.

Update: Italy won Euro 2020. I guess it's lasagnas for everybody who is invited to whatever victory feast that's being prepared for those rooting for the team that won.

Beach Soccer Swimwear

In my honest opinion, the female attire for Super Mario Strikers, being a crop top that leaves the midriff exposed and a pair of short shorts, would be better suited for a beach soccer setting. In fact, this comic is about a female person putting on her bikini as innerwear before wearing the crop top and shorts from Super Mario Strikers to get ready for a beach soccer match.

Full English

For the first time in the history of UEFA club football tournaments, all four finalists will be from the same country, as the football clubs that will be in both the Champions League Final and the Europa League Final will all be from the English Premier League.

We all have heard about a Full English Breakfast, but for the Champions League and Europa League Grand Finals to have all its finalists from the same country in one year is incredible and amazing. For those wondering why this comic was titled "Full English", the comic features an England flag with the names of the English Premier League football clubs that are playing in the Champions League and Europa League Grand Finals.

Also, check out another cartoon about the All-England Champions League and Europa League Finals.

Soccer War

There was an actual Soccer War conflict. It was a war fought between Honduras and El Salvador, which was said to have been caused by El Salvador severing diplomatic relations with Honduras as a result of unsportsmanlike behaviour from the fans during the World Cup qualification play-offs between Honduras and El Salvador. However, it was more likely due to illegal immigration by the Salvadoreans into Honduras that got the ball rolling.

Also, this comic strip and its title is a reference to the Soccer Mode Event in World of Tanks. In Soccer Mode, the objective for the tanks is to blast the ball into the opposing side's goal. Like in real soccer, the side that has the highest score when time runs out wins. But if time runs out and the match ended in a draw, extra time will be added.

Up and Down

Author's Note: This comic was created in response to Poland making it to the quarter-finals in Euro 2016, where they lost a penalty shoot-out to eventual tournament winners Portugal.

Ukraine finished Group C with a depressing result, having lost all three group stage matches without scoring a single goal, making them the worst team of Euro 2016.