Opinions on Sukumizu Inklings

I'm very sure the female Inklings from the Splatoon series would love to wear the school swimsuit worn by Ushio Kofune from Summer Time Rendering. The biggest problem, however, is that the Inklings are severely hydrophobic. This explains why you don't get to see Inklings in swimwear outside of Splatoon fan art.

The Weird Side of the Web

The Internet can sometimes be a weird place, and here are just twelve images that define Internet weirdness.

There were occasions where belly dancers' skirts fell down, resulting in their panties getting exposed. It's a good thing the panties prevented further indecent exposure, because it could have been worse for the belly dancer whose skirt fell down if she did not wear any panties.

Wearing shorts that are skin-tight may not be a good idea, because the back of the shorts could rip, resulting in underwear getting exposed. One must wonder how would Peach respond to other people's reactions to her ripped shorts.

Pantsing images are quite common, and many of these images are considered inappropriate, even if the panties that got exposed were bikini bottoms.

In the Splatoon series, Inklings dissolve in water, which explains the orange ink puddle and the floating Squid Girl swimsuit in the swimming pool.

Since 2021, Smurf accounts have been the targets of the banhammer because Smurf accounts ruin gaming experiences for many people.

Toad deserves to get stabbed by Link, Cloud, Yuko and Schezo for being a potentially destructive parasite in the guise of a helpless but irritating nuisance.

Animal Crossing Villagers do not like being stuck in pitfalls, and the male Villager is shocked after getting stuck in a pitfall.

Many Fall Guys players keep falling off the edge in stages that are suspended in the sky.

Forehead coin to funnel is weird because in involves pouring water through a funnel into somebody's pants. Panties were not meant to get wet, unless they were bikini bottoms.

When I went on a cruise ship in 2013, I went to watch an ice skating performance. A female ice skater took her removable skirt off her leotard near the end of the show.

The armors from Mario Strikers Charged are bulletproof and do not crack, in contrast to the brittle armors from Ghosts'n Goblins.

Boyshorts panties that look like the shorts worn by Pyra from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 actually exist. They may be tiny, but they are more modest than conventional panties. Even wearing a tiny pair of shorts as tiny as the one worn by Pyra under skirts or dresses helps to prevent panty shots.

Wii U Woes

Will somebody please think of the Miis?

The Wii U's woes in the days leading up to the Wii U eShop's closure couldn't get any worse. Cybersecurity issues forced Nintendo to take down Mario Kart 8 and Splatoon online servers. A hardware issue is causing the infamous Wii U NAND corruption error that is bricking Wii U consoles that had been left to collect dust. 2023 is really turning into an Annus Horribilis for the Wii U. So much for the Wii U being Nintendo's biggest flop that's not the Virtual Boy or the Game Boy Micro, especially when its sales figures are lower than the Gamecube.

Update: It turns out that the Wii U NAND corruption error has nothing to do with leaving the Wii U to gather dust. Instead, the Wii U NAND corruption error has been found to be caused by Hynix NAND chips found in selected Wii U units, and the Hynix NAND chips are dying faster than those manufactured by Samsung and Toshiba.

Jump Rope Challenge Costumes

For those who wonder what Jump Rope Challenge is, Jump Rope Challenge is a free Nintendo Switch game created to help gamers cope with the quarantine orders amid the current pandemic. Recently, it had a free update that added Nintendo costumes into the game. However, despite the Mario, Wario and Link costumes being added into the game, costumes based on Donkey Kong, Waluigi, Zelda and Ganondorf were not added into the game. In Zelda's case, she is hardly active in physical sports because of her duty as Hylia in mortal form. For Ganondorf's case, he cannot get along with anybody, not even other villains such as Bowser, which can explain why not only does he get shut out of Mario Kart, but he also gets disallowed from attending Bad-Anon sessions. Waluigi being omitted is simply accurate to his personality of self-pity, a feeling that everything goes right for everybody else but him. As for Donkey Kong, we do not know why a costume based on him was not included.

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Fear of a tentacle

Outrage of modesty is a criminal offence. But when cephalopod tentacles are involved in this crime, you know that you have seen enough of content that would be considered "Not Safe For Work" to know where this criminal offence would be going. No wonder the schoolgirl in this comic was screaming and fleeing from the female Inkling. Not even anthropomorphic cephalopods can reason with today's society and the frowning eyebrows over content that would be unsuitable for anyone under the age of 17.

More Rejected Smash Bros Alternate Costumes

While Zero Suit Samus' red and black costumes in the Super Smash Bros series are supposed to be references to her ending outfits from the NES Metroid and SNES Super Metroid, I think they should be replaced with the aforementioned ending outfits from their respective games. Also, the Mario Strikers series female soccer outfits should have been in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, but they would be impractical for Peach and Daisy as they would look like Zero Suit Samus' last two alternate costumes, and they would not comply with their moveset. The same can be said for the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games female swimwear. However, I would like the Mario Strikers Charged armour to be a Mii Brawler costume instead. And the Squid Girl Inkling costume from Splatoon did not even show up in Super Smash Bros Ultimate because of either Masahiro Sakurai's no manga characters allowed policy or the manga and anime studios do not want to issue a license to have the costume in the game. But I really wish the next Super Smash Bros game will include alternate costumes that did not make the cut, and also licensing issues regarding anything that did not originate in a video game to not be a problem.

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