Showing posts with label Disney. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Disney. Show all posts

Friday, 2 October 2026

Thinking of other things other than other ladies 10


I'm back with another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme. Hopefully this one will be my last "Thinking about the other ladies" comic amid creative burnout and a world whose turmoil continues to grow.

Ever wondered why Charlie Brown was portrayed as a relatable underdog who never wins in the Peanuts comics? That's because Charlie Brown and Charles M Schulz were one and the same. According to Craig Schulz, Charlie Brown was Charles M Schulz's real self, while Snoopy was what the Peanuts author wanted to be. Even then, Snoopy rarely wins because Charlie Brown and Snoopy were two sides of the same coin that was Peanuts author Charles M Schulz, who had been fighting an unwinnable battle against depression until he died in 2000 after losing his battle with colon cancer.

While everyone praises the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) for resurrecting the video game industry, some historians claim that the video game industry if the NES did not come to rescue the video game industry, it would have ended up looking more like the video gaming scene in South Korea and Taiwan, where PC gaming is more dominant.

If there was anyone who did more damage in monetary terms to Poland than Germany or Russia, it has to be Sweden. Sure, Germany and Russia did far more property damage, but Sweden's Deluge crippled Poland to the point it lost its status as a great power. A large chunk of the items looted by Sweden were never returned. While people talk about Germany razing 85% of Warsaw when the 1939 Invasion and the Warsaw Rebellions of 1943 and 1944 are taken into account, nobody talked about Sweden totally razing Warsaw during the Deluge.

Recently, Disney's theme parks have been witnessing fights taking place in their queuing areas. These fights are tarnishing Disney's tarnished name, and some Disney fans are unhappy with these fights breaking out, to the point Disney and some of its fans are calling for these fights to cease.

While the Atari 5200 had a defective controller and a subpar game library, it actually had far better sales figures than the Atari Jaguar. The Atari Jaguar only had 250000 units sold, while the Atari 5200 had 1000000 units sold.

The Sega Master System outsold the Sega Dreamcast because Brazil gave more love for the Sega Master System via TecToy. The Sega Master System ended up having 8 million units sold in Brazil, resulting in the Sega Master System sales figures being more than the Sega Dreamcast's 9 million units sold.

Wednesday, 19 March 2025

Disgraced Disney


It's official. The 2025 live-action remake of Snow White is dead on arrival. The people who worked on the original 1937 Snow White film are already rolling in their graves over this abomination.

Here is a list of the people who are rolling in their graves right now:

Walt Disney
David Hand
Otis Harlan
Eddie Collins
Lucille La Verne
Scotty Mattraw
George Magrill
Moroni Olsen
Roy Atwell
Pinto Colvig
Billy Gilbert
Stuart Buchanan
Harry Stockwell
James MacDonald
Marion Darlington
Purv Pullen
Adriana Caselotti

With all that said, Disney is going to lose a lot of income, and it's all the fault of Rachel Zegler and Bob Iger. At least Nickelodeon came up with a SpongeBob SquarePants episode called "Snow Yellow". It's a vastly superior parody, so go and watch this SpongeBob SquarePants episode instead.

Saturday, 10 February 2024

Good Advice from the Lake Panzer 2


Even the Lake Panzer knows that communists hate Walt Disney for the purge he carried out.

When Walt Disney fired half of his workforce for being leftists in 1947, we would like to think communists would have taken the polite hint about Walt's purge. The humiliation that the leftists had to suffer was so unforgivable that they hate Walt Disney for what he did to them.

Now the leftists are running Disney, and Walt would be unduly upset if he was alive today...

Monday, 15 January 2024

Swimming Pool Matriarch Visual Gag Variations 3


Once again, it's time for another Matriarch of the Swimming Pool visual gag variations comic.

Can you believe it's been 2 weeks since Steamboat Willie entered the Public Domain? Guess Disney had finally thrown in the towel and let the cartoon that marked the debut of Mickey Mouse go into the Public Domain, in what could well be the greatest victory for Fair Use.

Is it really a coincidence that Wii Party U and Wii Fit U both came out in Japan on the same day? Not really. According to several sources, the Japanese release dates of Wii Party U and Wii Fit U were stated to be on 31 October 2013.

If you have watched the Legend of Zelda TV series, you would have known that one of the show's 13 episodes, "Fairies in the Spring", is a water park episode, which happens to be the only time where Zelda is officially seen wearing a swimsuit. Since then, Zelda hasn't been seen in swimwear outside of fan art.

LG used to be one of the manufacturers of the 3DO video game console. After the 3DO was discontinued, LG stopped making video game consoles for all markets.

Some professional chefs who are not Italian have officially confirmed that pineapples should not be pizza toppings at all.

Did you know that Germany once operated MiG-29 fighter jets? When the Federal Republic assimilated East Germany, the Luftwaffe inherited East Germany's MiG-29s. Then Germany sold their MiG-29s to Poland for €1 per aircraft. This sounds ironic given that Germany was Poland's biggest enemy in World War 2, as well as stupid, especially when MiG-29s were among the best Russian-made fighter jets. But it's not. Selling military hardware for symbolic prices is merely to clear up your inventory of equipment that you no longer have any use for. Therefore, it makes sense that Germany wants to be rid of Soviet-era equipment by selling them off for ludicrously low prices because Germany no longer has any use for them.

Monday, 11 December 2023

Disney Death Throes


Once Upon a Studio was actually good. In fact, it could be the last good Disney show ever produced, because Disney is beyond saving now. This will be bad news for Mickey Mouse's successor Figment, and Figment may have been the inspiration for Spyro the Dragon.

Leftists do not believe in justice, equality or racial harmony, and it was a mistake for Disney to appease them. The end result was a catastrophe. Many of Disney's movies turned out to be flops in the box office because Disney chose to promote the leftists' agenda instead of making wholesome family entertainment. At the end of the day, leftism's atheistic agenda will always betray everyone, whether our skin is black, brown, red, yellow or white.

It's only a matter of time before Disney is as dead as its co-founders, and when that sad day comes, historians can only wonder how this company's demise could have been prevented in the first place.

Monday, 18 April 2022

#BoycottDisney


It's official. The #BoycottDisney movement has gone on a warpath against all of Disney's unethical business practices. Now all we need to do is to find alternatives that we can buy from. Perhaps support somebody who does not issue copyright takedowns at all and believes that fair use is legal under the First Amendment. If shaming Disney is not enough, then making Disney go under is the only way to save Disney from itself.

So long, Disney, and thanks for all the childhood memories...

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