Hype Train Disappointment

Author's Note: The template from We Never Learn has been reused yet again. This time, to emphasize about the disappointing reality of the Wii U.

In defense of Nintendo, the Wii U was launched to great fanfare. It's just that the Wii U did worse than the GameCube in sales figures terms. To make matters worse, the Wii U, like the 3DS, was Region-Locked. This gives people who have a disdain for Nintendo yet another legitimate reason to continue with their dislike of Nintendo.

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The True Cost of Black Friday

Author's Note: Once again, the template from We Never Learn has been reused. This time, to send an anti-Black Friday message.

Let's face it. there is nothing great about the massive discount mega-sale that is Black Friday because the real truth about Black Friday is that the term originated from the crash of the U.S. gold market in 1869 and had nothing to do with shopping. Another theory about the term's origins could be from the days when the slave trade was not illegal, when plantation owners could buy slaves at a discount on the day after Thanksgiving, but this theory has no historical evidence, however. Black Friday's most famous origin story traces its origins to Philadelphia in the 1950s to describe the chaos that ensued in the day after Thanksgiving as a result of an Army-Navy football game that took place on the Saturday after Thanksgiving every year. Nowadays, Black Friday is associated with the huge discount sale taking place on the Friday after Thanksgiving. Unfortunately, there have been stampedes and fights that have resulted in injuries and even deaths.

At the end of the day, if the death of a Walmart employee in 2008 was anything, it's that we should do away with Black Friday altogether before more injuries and deaths occur...

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Nothing Great About Wet Lingerie

Author's Note: This comic's template comes from the Anime series We Never Learn.

Lingerie was not meant for getting wet because they get soaking wet faster than two-piece female swimwear. This means that forehead coin to funnel sounds like a great way to make a panties wet, but then the one wearing the panties that got wet will have to change her panties. Perhaps that's why bikinis were conceived. They were designed for getting wet unlike lingerie.

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