Dragon Longswords United

Characters wielding Old School RuneScape Dragon Longswords featured from left to right starting with the top row:

Row 1: Sakura Kinomoto (Crystal Feather Dress) (Cardcaptor Sakura), Ling Xiaoyu (Tekken), Lemming (Lemmings), Dirk the Daring (Dragon's Lair), Rit (Rod Land, Soldam).

Row 2: Tyris Flare (Golden Axe), Lip (Panel de Pon), Nessa (Pokemon Sword and Shield), Akira Yuki (Virtua Fighter 5 Attire) (Virtua Fighter), Ryo Sakazaki (The King of Fighters XV Attire) (The King of Fighters).

Row 3: Ripple (Magical Chase), Suchie-Pai (Suchie-Pai), Ptolemy (The Fairyland Story), Klonoa (Klonoa), Wynn (Mystery of Atlantis).

This comic was made to make certain characters look awesome if they wielded RuneScape's Dragon Longswords. Also, the characters featured in this comic need to rise up in united arms against the injustices plaguing the Earth. Perhaps the Earth would have been a better place by now if we had taken any action against the injustices tormenting the Earth a few decades ago...

Better off in Wet Panties

If the female swimmer trainers from Pokemon Sword and Shield as well as Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl got their bikinis wet, at least they would fare much better than Tarta and Tatra when their bikinis got wet. However, any mention of panties getting wet would obviously be considered inappropriate, even though bikinis are designed to get wet. That's why the female swimmer trainers do not even mention that they would rather get their panties wet when the player character defeats them.

Pokemon Sword and Shield and Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl © Nintendo/Game Freak.

Rise of the Ashkachus

The promotion codes to acquire Ash Cap Pikachus are now available in Pokemon Sword and Shield as part of The Crown Tundra's announcement.

The Ash Cap Pikachus could also make great alternate costumes in a future Super Smash Bros title. However, Ash Cap Pikachus would not fit in Smash unlike Ash-Greninja being part of Greninja's Final Smash. Also, Super Smash Bros Ultimate had already set both the maximum and minimum number of alternate costumes to eight, so the Ash Cap Pikachus shouldn't enter Smash unless Smash decides to add in anime characters like how non-video game characters are being integrated into Mortal Kombat 11.

Pokemon Sword and Shield © Nintendo/Game Freak