World Cup Matches That May Never Happen

Author's Note: Austria Vs Australia was almost included in this comic about World Cup fantasy football, but the confusion levels were so ridiculous that it could not even be included as a bonus panel.

In the light of Austria being back in the World Cup after a 28-year exile, as well as Austria and Algeria facing off against each other in a grudge match 44 years in the making, here is a comic about World Cup match-ups Austria would like to have in future World Cups.

Austria Vs Peru: This grudge match from the 1936 Berlin Olympic Games stems from Peru ragequitting despite a 4-2 win against Austria. As a result of Peru withdrawing from the 1936 Olympic Games, Austria advanced via walkover.

Austria Vs Hungary: These two countries were once "Union State" partners in the same empire. When these two countries faced each other in Euro 2016, memes about Austria-Hungary popped up on the internet.

Austria Vs Poland: Between the Partitions of Poland in the 18th Century and the two occasions in Euro 2008 and Euro 2024 where Austria and Poland faced each other, there's going to be a lot of bad blood between both teams when the historical grievances get translated into soccer rivalry...

Unfortunately for fantasy football fans, these three match-ups featuring Austria may not happen in the World Cup because Austria, Peru, Hungary and Poland have inconsistent success rates in the World Cup Qualifiers. Not to mention that with the exception of Europe, the Draw does not allow two teams from the same continental confederation to be in the same group. Even then, Austria may not have the chance to face either Hungary or Poland in a scenario where Austria, Hungary and Poland qualified for the World Cup.

Thinking of other things other than other ladies 6

Once again, I'm back with yet another comic about my OCs in a lawyer-friendly version of the "Thinking about other women" meme.

Bubsy 4D is shaping up to be a pretty good game. Looks like Atari may have just succeeded in ending Bubsy's years of misfortune...

Contrary to popular belief, the Denazification program turned out to be a farce. Not just in Germany, but also in Austria, Italy and Japan as well...

Ubisoft is currently facing a huge crisis that threatens its very existence, meaning the future of Ubisoft's IPs such as Rayman, Rabbids, Prince of Persia and Assassin's Creed are in jeopardy.

Italy failed to qualify for a third consecutive World Cup in a row. Whether or not the World Cup will be a duller experience without Italy remains up for debate.

There will be enormous destruction when this cruel Evil Age comes to its violent end. But it will not bring about the literal end of the world because Satan the Demon King will be locked up in the Bottomless Pit after the end of this present Evil Age for 1000 Years before getting locked up in the Lake of Fire.

Speaking of the Lake of Fire, the furnace where the weeds get thrown into in the Parable of the Weeds represents the Lake of Fire that the Book of Revelation often spoke about.

Why Anschluss is nonsensical

Let's face it. There was nothing good about Anschluss at all. The original 1938 version was just a dastardly plan by the German Reich to take over the world. If Austria and Germany were to amalgamate today, the new flag will be more like the kind of flag Austria-Hungary had before the end of World War 1, and the flag of Austria-Hungary was just silly in terms of flag design. At the end of the day, let Austria be its own country, and not a province of Germany, even if both countries speak German.

Explosions Compilation

Author's Note: My apologies to any German or Austrian readers who may be offended from reading this comic. However, if reading the truth as told by some of their netizens was any indication, Germany and Austria are slowly being taken over by autocrats.

If there is any way for a webcomic whose curtain call has not yet come to come to an end, go with a big bang. That's why this comic features explosions. Cue the finale of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture...

The bombing of the last Fokker Dr.I triplane by an Allied air raid in World War 2 sounds like justice for Snoopy or the 80 pilots who were shot down by the Red Baron in World War 1. However, Snoopy's World War 1 escapades may all be just his imagination according to WildBrain's new Peanuts cartoon. It's also possible that according to one fan theory found on Reddit, Snoopy was actually a World War 1 pilot who was killed in that conflict reincarnated as a dog, and is split between his past life and his current one.

Merchant ships have fallen prey to submarine torpedoes, and German merchant ships also fell prey to Allied and Soviet submarine attacks during World War 2 in retaliation against Germany's unrestricted submarine warfare during that conflict. The freighter that is about to get torpedoed in this comic is named Rostock, after a port city located in eastern Germany.

Capitalism is not the real enemy. The driver of the demolition truck that is about to blow up the pillbox has said that corporatism is the real enemy because if there is anything wrong with capitalism, it's obviously corporatism's fault.

The armoured fighting vehicle that is about to get blasted by a nuclear bomb is an Austrian Ulan armoured fighting vehicle. Recently, Austria's leaders had been disrespecting their democracy by becoming more autocratic. This hostile takeover of Austria, as well as several European Union member states, including Germany, by autocrats was already prophesied by the Bible. You know what else Bible prophecy predicted? The next Russo-German War. And Austria will be fighting for Germany against Russia and several countries from Asia that possess nuclear bombs. This means that the nuclear bomb dropped on the Austrian armoured fighting vehicle in this comic is a Russian nuclear bomb.