Taegeuk Amulet

Remember that comic where Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was stabbed by fascist and communist bayonets? What if it turns out that Gary Oak's Taegeuk amulet was originally supposed to be red and blue? If that is true, then it's possible that the Pokemon TV series production team could have changed it to yellow and green to avoid getting into trouble with South Korea.

Demanding Justice For Outsiders

Forget the Nintendo Switch 2 launch party. Justice for Ash Ketchum and Satoshi Tajiri is far more important. Even if Gary Oak and Ritchie getting sentenced to death would be considered grave insults to Shigeru Miyamoto and the late Hiroshi Yamauchi respectively, just remember how Nintendo mistreated outsiders such as Waluigi. By Nintendo standards, Ash Ketchum and his namesake Satoshi Tajiri are outsiders, and they have been mistreated by Nintendo.

Thinking of other things other than other ladies

Author's note: This comic is a lawyer-friendly version of the highly popular "Thinking about other women" meme that is being shared throughout the World Wide Web.

I'm very sure the reason Ash Ketchum could never grow old after 25 years is because Ash Ketchum was Satoshi Tajiri's real self from the very beginning.

If Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was indeed named after Super Mario Bros creator Shigeru Miyamoto, then sentencing Gary Oak to death would be tantamount to a grave insult against the creator of Super Mario Bros.

I'm very sure Game Theory was right from the start regarding the Toads having a parasite so terrifying that even Bowser and every other ringleader of the Koopa Troop would have been unable to rein in this highly destructive threat.

What's bigger and badder than Fury Bowser? Demon Dragon Ganon from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. It's also possible Demon Dragon Ganon is the biggest, baddest Ganon in the history of the Zelda series.

Given that Tekken had a long history in the arcade gaming scene, Tekken fans were sorely disappointed over Heihachi Mishima's absence from the Bad-Anon meeting scene in Wreck-it Ralph.

Famiclones do exist in Bulgaria, and they became more popular than Bulgaria's Pravetz computers due to Famiclones costing less than Pravetz computers.

The Consequences of Justice

If there was any reason Gary Oak was never punished for all the wrongs he did to Ash Ketchum by the time Ash's Journey ended, it's because giving Gary any comeuppance whatsoever will be a grave insult to Shigeru Miyamoto. After all, if Gary Oak dies, the entire Miyamotoverse that Shigeru Miyamoto conceived when he came up with Donkey Kong in 1981 will perish as well. Talk about the grave consequences of justice...

P.S. Satoshi Tajiri stated that if Ash finally wins, it will be over because it's possible becoming a Pokemon Master is the moment right before you die.

The Chosenese from Pallet Town

If Ash Ketchum is indeed a Zainichi Chosenjin, then this could explain Gary Oak's "Smell You Later" catchphrase. Zainichi Koreans were often called dirty, smelly, lazy and stupid. Ash Ketchum was known for being stupid, but he was never lazy.

Ironically, Gary Oak wears a yellow and green Taegeuk amulet, and the Taegeuk is the emblem of South Korea. This would put him on the hit list of both the fascists and communists. Looks like this jerk is as good as dead because he made the fascists and the communists unite against him...

The Outsider Who Aspired To Surpass Miyamoto

Ever wondered why the writers who worked on the Pokemon TV series were unkind towards Ash Ketchum? That's because the Pokemon creator is even more of an outsider than Waluigi. This also explains why the writers believed Ash could not defeat Gary. They always think Satoshi Tajiri could never overtake Shigeru Miyamoto. However, many Pokemon fans were left with a Surprised Pikachu Face when Ash did beat Gary. Yet Gary still wants to torment Ash by asking a hard question about how close did Ash come to becoming a Pokemon Master when Ash's Journey was approaching its end.

At the end of the day, Satoshi Tajiri could never surpass Shigeru Miyamoto because the creator of Super Mario Bros was also known for conceiving Donkey Kong, The Legend of Zelda and Pikmin. Not to mention Gary Oak's namesake does not hate Waluigi at all. He just thinks Waluigi does not fit in the Wario series either.

More Reclusive Than Toriyama

Author's Note: This comic is my lawyer-friendly version of the "Change My Mind" meme. Also, the background used is a chroma key green screen.

Ever wondered why Pokemon creator Satoshi Tajiri has been absent from every single Pokemon Direct? If you said Satoshi Tajiri is more reclusive than Akira Toriyama, you are correct. While Akira Toriyama is known for being reclusive, Satoshi Tajiri may have been more reclusive than the Dragon Ball author.

Swimming Pool Matriarch Visual Gag Variations 8

Hey, folks. I'm back once more with yet another Matriarch of the Swimming Pool visual gag variations comic.

If there is anyone to blame for Dr Wily becoming a villainous villain, it's all the fault of the insensitive Dr Light. Also, the creepy Robot Masters Skull Man and Shade Man would definitely become BFFs.

If there is one thing Dr Eggman and Dr Eggman Nega fear most, it's being tested positive for diabetes.

If there is one thing Blaze the Cat should never do, it's sitting on Silver the Hedgehog. Especially when you have an Internet video where a cat tried to sit on a hedgehog only to get pricked...

I'm very sure Pokemon was the dying dream of a mentally ill Ash. If that turned out to be true, then this would explain why Ash can never grow old...

The Atari 5200 version of Pac-Man is definitely far superior to the subpar Atari 2600 version of Pac-Man.

Why Magical Girls Do Not Engage In Melee Combat

I do not understand why magical girls rarely use their magic wands as melee weapons. If Halo's Master Chief could use his guns as melee weapons in close quarters combat, then I do not see why magical girls do not use their magic wands for melee combat. Although it's possible that Sakura Kinomoto did use her magic wand to engage in close quarters combat at some point in time, her case may be the only known exception. And yes, Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak is the stabbing victim in this comic.

Then again, magical girls were not meant to engage in heavy duty combat. Even worse still, there is a big chance that magical girls could lose their innocence if they have to brutally kill anyone, even if that enemy is a monstrous monster or villainous villain. Unfortunately, we have already seen cases of magical girls losing their innocence, and this is all the fault of Gen Urobuchi when he conceived Puella Magi Madoka Magica.

Stabbed by the Haters

If there is one thing the far-right and the far-left can agree on, it would be agreeing to kill Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak.

Gary "Shigeru" Oak is often seen wearing a yellow/green Taegeuk amulet, and the Taegeuk is the emblem of the Republic of South Korea. Unfortunately, this means Gary Oak is on the hit list of both the Fascists and the Communists.

Even if the Taegeuk is not a hate symbol unlike the Swastika or the Rising Sun or even the Hammer and Sickle, it is not safe from the fury of those who hate it regardless of color. For all we know, Ash was either the reincarnation of an Imperial Japanese Army soldier who was killed by the Allies during World War 2 or a Communist Soldier who was killed by the Allies during the Korean War. Perhaps Ash is suffering from depression as a result of becoming mentally ill due to him being a Zainichi Korean who can never return because he was a Communist sympathizer.

Maybe one day Game Freak will reveal everything about the Pokemon TV series, just like how they debunked the coma theory.

The Real Reason Ash gets no Justice

It's a huge pity that we rarely get to hear any stories of justice in Japanese animation and comics. Why is there no justice in Japanese comics and animation? Because of the lack of sympathy or harmony between the nobility and the commoners, the upper class and the lower class. Unfortunately, the lack of success in the popular revolutions throughout Japanese history may have destroyed all hopes of transforming Japanese society into a fair and just society.

The Pokemon TV series is definitely a textbook example of that lack of justice. The people who worked on the Pokemon TV series did not want to give Gary and Ritchie any real comeuppance for all the wrongs they did to Ash. The reason for that? Not only was Ash's namesake Satoshi Tajiri an outsider, but giving Gary and Ritchie any severe comeuppances whatsoever would have been grave insults to Shigeru Miyamoto and the late Hiroshi Yamauchi respectively as well. This unacceptable injustice will not be tolerated. Even if Satoshi Tajiri was secretly a communist sympathizer, Nintendo looking down on him is unforgivable.

At the end of the day, the people who are calling for a boycott of Nintendo may have been right all along...

The Lack of Justice in Japan

In Japan, stories about struggles for justice are hard to find, if there are any at all. However, such stories about struggles for justice in Japanese history do exist. It's just that they are being relegated to the sidelines. Some of the best examples about the struggle for justice include the Country Samurai that defied Oda Nobunaga, the ninja outlaw Ishikawa Goemon, who could possibly have been the namesake of Goemon from Konami's Mystic Ninja series, the Shimabara Rebellion that terrified the Tokugawa Shogunate and inspired Sunsoft to conceive Ikki, and more recently, Hangorin No Kai's #NOlympicsAnywhere campaign that aims to deliver justice for homeless people in Tokyo. Such stories have often been considered equals with England's Robin Hood, China's Outlaws of the Marsh, and (South) Korea's Hong Gil-Dong.

However, Japan's stories about struggles for justice have often been sidelined because such opposition against tyranny have often been considered treason by whatever ruling regime Japan had in its long history. That's why such stories are being largely ignored by the majority. This could explain why all who have wronged Ash Ketchum did not get any comeuppances by the time Ash's Journey ended. Not to mention that the late Takeshi Shudo's proposed series finale wanted the Pokemon TV series to be the dying dream of a mentally ill Ash...

Extremely Fatal Mistake

If Nintendo had any reason not to kill off Gary Oak for the sake of giving Ash Ketchum any justice whatsoever, it's because Ash is not only even more of an outsider than Waluigi, but also a mentally ill leftist who hates the truth, even if it's not truth at all. However, the real reason Gary Oak does not get killed off in order to give Ash any justice at all is because Gary's death would result in the deaths of everyone in the Miyamotoverse that Shigeru Miyamoto conceived back in 1981 with the launch of the arcade version of Donkey Kong. This would include Waluigi, an ijiwaru who has always been considered an outsider by both the Mario series and the Wario series.

Kick The Jerk

People kicking Gary Oak, from left to right: Rit (Rod Land, Soldam), Tam (Rod Land, Soldam), Suchie-Pai (Suchie-Pai), Cayna (In the Land of Leadale), Ryo Sakazaki (The King of Fighters).

Cayna from In the Land of Leadale finally gets to be in my comics? All I can say to her is "Welcome to Neo Retro Union, Cayna!"

First, we had a trilogy of comics where other people kicked Waluigi. Then, it was Bubsy's turn to get kicked by other people. And now, Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak is now getting kicked by other people for all the wrongs he did to Ash?!? Looks like justice knows no boundaries...

Then again, Gary Oak deserves to get kicked for tormenting Ash Ketchum and millions of Pokemon players. Even if this arrogant jerk was named after Super Mario Bros creator Shigeru Miyamoto and Ash Ketchum's namesake Satoshi Tajiri was even more of an outsider than Waluigi, this is no excuse for Nintendo to not punish those who have mistreated Ash Ketchum. Justice is justice, and Nintendo has no right to obstruct it. Period.

Cause and Defect

Author's Note: This comic was made using the Gru's Plan meme from Despicable Me. Also, credits to Awkward Zombie for this comic's title name.

I'm very sure if Gary Oak dies, Waluigi will end up becoming playable in the Super Smash Bros series, and he could end up dominating Smash. Maybe #JusticeForAshKetchum wasn't a good idea after all because Ash Ketchum's namesake Satoshi Tajiri was diagnosed with a variation of autism named after somebody who gave autistic children over to the Nazis to be euthanised.

Despicable Me © Universal Pictures/Illumination Studios.

Satoshi Tajiri's Dark Secret

Pokemon fans are going to be very upset when they find out Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was named after Super Mario Bros and Donkey Kong creator Shigeru Miyamoto. However, they do not realize the real reason Satoshi Tajiri named Gary Oak after Mario's creator was because Satoshi Tajiri wanted to conceive a series that is as good as anything Shigeru Miyamoto could come up with. The Pokemon fans also do not realize that the real reason Ash Ketchum was portrayed as stupid and quite possibly mentally ill was because Ash Ketchum and his namesake Satoshi Tajiri were one and the same, and Satoshi Tajiri was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, a variation of autism named after Dr Hans Asperger, who gave autistic children from various regions under Nazi rule over to be experimented on. Maybe Ash having Asperger's Syndrome could explain Gary's disdain towards one of Anime's dumbest protagonists. The grandson of Professor Oak dislikes people who are diagnosed with a variation of autism named after a Nazi collaborator, and this is going to get Gary in trouble with the radical leftists, who will definitely be screaming for his head on a pike for humiliating someone with autism...

Swimming Pool Matriarch Visual Gag Variations 6

Author's Note: It's been a few months since the previous Matriarch of the Swimming Pool Visual Gag Variations comic. Maybe time constraints do have a serious effect on comic production after all...

Did you know that Casio used to manufacture video game consoles? That's right. Casio, a manufacturer of calculators and watches, used to manufacture video game consoles, namely the PV-1000, PV-2000 and Loopy. Unfortunately, due to poor sales, all of Casio's consoles were discontinued after a short period of time.

Despite the retirement of the MiG-21s, Romania's armed forces are not in good shape. Their only submarine, the Delfinul, has been relegated to the sidelines since 1995 and it has not received replacement batteries since the initial batteries were exhausted in 1996. Therefore, it would be safe to decommission and scrap the Delfinul because none of the proposals to overhaul the submarine have been implemented. Also, Romania's TR-85 is a problematic tank because it was mechanically unreliable during initial tests. Even after modernization programs in the mid-1990s, the TR-85 is still not a good tank because it's worse than India's Arjun MBT.

Speaking of terrible tanks, Switzerland's Panzer 68 has to be the worst tank to enter military service because of multiple problems were found in the Panzer 68, including radios interfering with the turret system. With that said, between the woes of the Panzer 68 and Switzerland lacking a proper navy, Switzerland is better off not being on the list of playable countries in Systemsoft Beta's Daisenryaku series. Even Romania, whose armed forces are in bad shape, has the potential to be on the list of playable countries in the Daisenryaku series.

If you watched the scene where Godzilla arrives in Tokyo in Godzilla Minus One, Godzilla is confronted by several Type 4 Chi-To tanks. In real life, only two Chi-To tanks were built, and both were thrown into a lake at the end of World War 2. If we want Godzilla Minus One to be true to Japan in 1947, it would make more sense if Godzilla was confronting Type 1 Chi-He tanks and Type 3 Chi-Nu tanks. After all, these two tanks are more numerous than the Chi-To.

Have you ever wondered why Nintendo and the Pokemon Anime's writers were unkind to Ash Ketchum? For all we know, Ash Ketchum and his namesake Satoshi Tajiri were one and the same. And this plot twist gets even crazier when we learn that Pokemon creator Satoshi Tajiri was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome. Looks like we found another legitimate reason to boycott Nintendo because they have been mean to somebody who has a variation of autism.

Lack of Repentance

Any German who learns about their country's lack of repentance despite their thousands of apologies are going to have a surprised Pikachu face.

If there is any dirty secret that should alarm everybody, it's Germany's lack of repentance. Niklas Frank has already warned everyone who reads his book "In the Shadow of the Reich" that post-war Germany did not repent at all. This is a terrifying reality, not just to the German people, but to all of Germany's future enemies in the coming World War 3. This includes the Anglosphere, Israel, Russia and China. Maybe Germany should spend more time repenting and less time on hating Donald Trump because Donald Trump has seen the real truth about Germany's deceitful lack of honesty. But no. Germany isn't called the nation of the "deceiver people" for no reason. It doesn't have a little deceit. It is full of it. Germany has blackmailed everyone in regards to the country being penitent, and the Anglosphere was deceived into believing that Germany has atoned, when in reality Germany has never repented of their misdeeds in World War 2. That's why Russia, China, and everyone else who are on their side are furious right now. They are upset about Germany's deceit, and it will lead to the worst conflict you can ever imagine...

Angry Sakura, Happy Sakura

Blame Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle for making Masahiro Sakurai and Nintendo disallow characters who did not originate from video games.

You do know that Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura is ineligible for Nintendo's Super Smash Bros, but I do wish she was eligible. After all, she made a cameo in the Pokemon TV series, and she also had her own edition Game Boy Color.

Then again, due to the events of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle being responsible for Sakura Kinomoto's magical girl escapades, it would be better for Sakura Kinomoto to stay out of the Super Smash Bros series because Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle is far more confusing than Kingdom Hearts. And let's not get started on Fei Wong Reed's Death Seal...

Cardcaptor Sakura © CLAMP/Kodansha.

Stab The Jerk 4

If Nintendo, The Pokemon Company, and Game Freak does not punish Professor Oak's grandsons Blue and Gary for all the wrongs they did to Red and Ash, then I will have to punish both of them myself. Especially when Gary did not get any comeuppance by the time Ash's Journey ended.

You may think stabbing arrogant jerks dead for humiliating intellectually disabled protagonists would be too morbid, but giving such people a brutal comeuppance would have been my kind of justice. That's why Blue and Gary are being stabbed to death with Mithril Longswords, Adamant Longswords and Rune Longswords from Old School Runescape.

Then again, a comic by Sam Carr that used to be on DeviantArt before he deactivated his account featuring Ash having regrets over the death of his original nemesis Gary proves that Ash is pathetic. How can he feel sorry for the person who bullied him after said bully was slain in front of him by those who demand justice?

Perhaps the only true winners from Gary's death will be those who want justice for mentally ill illiterates. At the end of the day, the leftists did win after all...