Up and Down

Author's Note: This comic was created in response to Poland making it to the quarter-finals in Euro 2016, where they lost a penalty shoot-out to eventual tournament winners Portugal.

Ukraine finished Group C with a depressing result, having lost all three group stage matches without scoring a single goal, making them the worst team of Euro 2016.

Endless Cycle

If Demise's final words about Link and Zelda being trapped in a cycle without end were true, then this will explain why Zelda characters do not make cameo appearances in not only Mario sports spin-offs (Excluding Mario Kart), but also the Mario Party series as well.....

This could also explain why Ganon can never truly perish even when he gets slain. (Except for Wind Waker, where he gets turned to stone after being stabbed.) This could also be the reason for him devastating Hyrule in Breath Of The Wild as Calamity Ganon.

Even if Ganon came into any Mario spin-off (Mario Kart, Mario Golf, Mario Tennis, Mario Party, etc.) as Ganondorf, everyone will be running away from him, and let's not forget what will happen to Wreck-It Ralph's Bad-Anon if Ganon joined the association, especially as Ganondorf.....

Now one must wonder what will happen if Ganondorf decides to participate in Mario Kart, Mario Golf or Mario Tennis as a playable character, and the other characters' reactions to him showing up.....

Nintendo games and characters © Nintendo.

Disappointing Reality

Apparently, the 11th century versions of the warriors of For Honor were not meant to have an average height taller than 6 feet tall, perhaps due to inadequate nutrition back in those times.

For your information, the heights of the characters used for comparing the For Honor warriors' heights are as follows:

Charizard (170 cm / 5'7"), Chiyo (133 cm / 4'4"), Kagura (156 cm / 5'1"), Nyamo (161 cm / 5'3"), Osaka (156 cm / 5'1"), Sakaki (174 cm / 5'8"), Tomo (154 cm / 5'0"), Yomi (163 cm / 5'4"), Yukari (158 cm / 5'2")

And we have not even started comparing the heights of all the Dynasty Warriors playable characters yet..... That will be a major challenge and a nightmare for sure.....

Nintendo games and characters © Nintendo. Azumanga Daioh © Kadokawa. For Honor © Ubisoft.