Stab The Jerk

Weapons stabbing Gary Oak, from left to right: Master Sword (The Legend of Zelda series), Maple Glory Sword (MapleStory), Gradriel's Sword (Princess Crown), Bamboo Spear (Ikki), Soldier's Broadsword (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild).

I don't care if Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was named after Mario and Zelda creator Shigeru Miyamoto. The arrogant bully must be punished for all the years of bullying Ash Ketchum and tormenting millions of Pokemon fans worldwide. Even if it turns out that Ash Ketchum was either mentally ill, or a Zainichi Korean, or dare I say, a mentally ill Zainichi Korean, persecution is still persecution, and justice must be done, no matter what the cost.

Shorts turning into Bloomers

Author's Note: If you want to know where the idea of short shorts being magically turned into bloomers came from, it came from a scene from the animated series "The World Only God Knows" where Elsie turns shorts into bloomers.

Imagine if Peach and Daisy were wearing bloomers in the first two games of the Mario Strikers series with their crop tops, how will people buying these soccer games from the Mario series think about the franchise and Nintendo as a whole? No wonder Mario Strikers: Battle League went with more conservative modesty for female characters. Gone were the days of girls wearing shorts that look like panties, because some of them feel uncomfortable about wearing shorts that look like panties.

Dragon Longswords United

Characters wielding Old School RuneScape Dragon Longswords featured from left to right starting with the top row:

Row 1: Sakura Kinomoto (Crystal Feather Dress) (Cardcaptor Sakura), Ling Xiaoyu (Tekken), Lemming (Lemmings), Dirk the Daring (Dragon's Lair), Rit (Rod Land, Soldam).

Row 2: Tyris Flare (Golden Axe), Lip (Panel de Pon), Nessa (Pokemon Sword and Shield), Akira Yuki (Virtua Fighter 5 Attire) (Virtua Fighter), Ryo Sakazaki (The King of Fighters XV Attire) (The King of Fighters).

Row 3: Ripple (Magical Chase), Suchie-Pai (Suchie-Pai), Ptolemy (The Fairyland Story), Klonoa (Klonoa), Wynn (Mystery of Atlantis).

This comic was made to make certain characters look awesome if they wielded RuneScape's Dragon Longswords. Also, the characters featured in this comic need to rise up in united arms against the injustices plaguing the Earth. Perhaps the Earth would have been a better place by now if we had taken any action against the injustices tormenting the Earth a few decades ago...

The End of a Queen

It is with great sadness that Queen Elizabeth II passed away yesterday. Her obituary was just announced today. King Charles III is now the new King of the United Kingdom. With the death of Queen Elizabeth II, the United Kingdom's new Prime Minister, Liz Truss, is about to have a wild ride on a rough road that lies ahead for her. Amid the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian War, the arguments between China and the USA over Taiwan and Korea, and anger against the descendants of Judah for being corrupt, England is about to face a crisis bigger than what Winston Churchill faced at the start of World War 2.

A combination of Brexit and the death of Queen Elizabeth II will bring about bad things. But a dictatorial Britain as seen in V for Vendetta or Code Geass is not going to happen. Instead, Britain's decline will not go into reverse gear but will accelerate faster than an Aston Martin or perhaps a McLaren. Who knows, maybe King Charles III will find himself witnessing the next World War...

Redacted Cause of Death

Author's Note: My apologies to my readers for my absence. One of my uncles passed away due to sudden death by heart disease.

We would like to seek the truth about the true cause of the heart disease that was responsible for sudden deaths. Unfortunately, I am unable to reveal the real truth. Not because I am overwhelmed with grief, but because Big Tech will not allow me to reveal the true cause of the heart disease. Therefore, the real truth will have to be redacted. But then again, this proves that the conspiracy theorists were right all along. They were just being told to keep quiet over and over again.