Super Mario Strikers Bloomers Attire

I think Nintendo did not want females to be wearing bloomers because they were actually more skimpy than the short shorts worn in the Mario Strikers series.

For your information, the below image has Samus, Peach and Daisy wearing sports bras and crop tops with short shorts.

And this is what female volleyball players wear in the NES/Famicom Disk System version of Volleyball:

Just look at the pair of shorts she is wearing. The pair of bloomers she is wearing looks more like a pair of panties.

Would you want to have female characters wear shorts that look like panties if they are wearing sports bras or crop tops as well?

Nintendo games and characters © Nintendo.

Sakurai Was Right!

For those who want Goku to be in Super Smash Bros, you have to accept the fact that he will never be in the game, if the Super Spirit Bomb disintegrating the nearly invincible Majin Buu was any indication. Goku would also be unsuitable for Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale for similar reasons. Therefore, we have to accept the fact that anime characters will never be in Super Smash Bros or Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale because anime characters will ruin everything for these dueling titles and what they are meant to be.

Maybe it has to do with some anime being too brutal and gory for their characters to be even included into Playstation All-Stars Battle Royale, which has characters from games that have gore in it...

I'm keeping an eye on you, Game Freak. Especially when there are people who want characters from the Pokemon anime, given that its main protagonist has below average intelligence, which could explain why he has not won any major Pokemon League.

Dragon Ball Z © Shueisha/Bird Studios.

Update: Ash Ketchum finally won Alola's Pokemon League. However, he will not be allowed in Smash Bros due to him not originating from a video game.

The Origins of Acid Tokyo

Our condolences for the Pancham that got dissolved by the Alolan Muk's Acid Downpour.

The Tsubasa Tokyo Revelations version of Tokyo was often nicknamed "Acid Tokyo" due to the city being reduced to ruins by acid rain. Also, Acid Downpour is a Poison-Type Pokemon's Z-move, so Tokyo turning into Acid Tokyo due to a Poison-Type Pokemon such as Alolan Muk using Acid Downpour just to defeat an enemy Pokemon seems to be a logical origin story that makes sense.

Pokemon Sun and Moon © Nintendo/Game Freak. Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle © CLAMP/Kodansha.

Self-Destruction

Remember, not all cheat codes are good. Also, cheating is against the law and will get you banned.

For your information, the quote above the worm that is going to self-destruct is made of two Warcraft 2 cheat codes that players should never type in at all. "Never a winner" makes victory impossible, while "You pitiful worm" results in instant defeat without fighting against anyone at all.

Up and Down

Author's Note: This comic was created in response to Poland making it to the quarter-finals in Euro 2016, where they lost a penalty shoot-out to eventual tournament winners Portugal.

Ukraine finished Group C with a depressing result, having lost all three group stage matches without scoring a single goal, making them the worst team of Euro 2016.

Endless Cycle

If Demise's final words about Link and Zelda being trapped in a cycle without end were true, then this will explain why Zelda characters do not make cameo appearances in not only Mario sports spin-offs (Excluding Mario Kart), but also the Mario Party series as well.....

This could also explain why Ganon can never truly perish even when he gets slain. (Except for Wind Waker, where he gets turned to stone after being stabbed.) This could also be the reason for him devastating Hyrule in Breath Of The Wild as Calamity Ganon.

Even if Ganon came into any Mario spin-off (Mario Kart, Mario Golf, Mario Tennis, Mario Party, etc.) as Ganondorf, everyone will be running away from him, and let's not forget what will happen to Wreck-It Ralph's Bad-Anon if Ganon joined the association, especially as Ganondorf.....

Now one must wonder what will happen if Ganondorf decides to participate in Mario Kart, Mario Golf or Mario Tennis as a playable character, and the other characters' reactions to him showing up.....

Nintendo games and characters © Nintendo.

Disappointing Reality

Apparently, the 11th century versions of the warriors of For Honor were not meant to have an average height taller than 6 feet tall, perhaps due to inadequate nutrition back in those times.

For your information, the heights of the characters used for comparing the For Honor warriors' heights are as follows:

Charizard (170 cm / 5'7"), Chiyo (133 cm / 4'4"), Kagura (156 cm / 5'1"), Nyamo (161 cm / 5'3"), Osaka (156 cm / 5'1"), Sakaki (174 cm / 5'8"), Tomo (154 cm / 5'0"), Yomi (163 cm / 5'4"), Yukari (158 cm / 5'2")

And we have not even started comparing the heights of all the Dynasty Warriors playable characters yet..... That will be a major challenge and a nightmare for sure.....

Nintendo games and characters © Nintendo. Azumanga Daioh © Kadokawa. For Honor © Ubisoft.