Saturday 31 October 2020

Creepy Cancellation


According to true biblical Christianity, Halloween should be completely removed because it is incompatible with the teachings of the Bible. Also, the people who perished from the current pandemic will not rise from their graves as zombies. Therefore, zombies are just as mythical as the concept of an immortal soul.

While pork is officially confirmed to be unsafe for consumption according to a fair number of sources on the internet, they did not discourage billions of people from eating pork. But if another incident of demons possessing pigs were to happen just like in the time of Jesus, it would have caused a mini famine in that particular area, but it would not coerce people to give up on eating pork and pork products.

Wednesday 21 October 2020

Ice Bucket Swimwear


Author's Note: This comic is dedicated to the memory of Anthony Senerchia Jr and Pete Frates, the two men who inspired the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, as well as SpongeBob SquarePants creator Stephen Hillenburg. All of them passed away due to Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, a.k.a. Lou Gehrig's disease. Also, summer may be over, and the 2020 edition of the Ice Bucket Challenge had to be cancelled due to the current pandemic, but this does not mean there will be no comic about the Ice Bucket Challenge because the idea for this comic was already conceived to commemorate the 5th anniversary of the Ice Bucket Challenge.

If you played Xenoblade Chronicles, you do know that Shulk can just confront the enemies while in his swimming shorts. He also wears them as an alternate costume in the Super Smash Bros games as well. Of course he would be really feeling it when it comes to the Ice Bucket Challenge.

While wearing a sukumizu school swimsuit to the beach does not sound like a good idea aside from excursions to the beach, wearing a sukumizu school swimsuit for the Ice Bucket Challenge would be a totally different scenario, however.

Skirted female swimwear would usually have skirts that are not transparent. However, transparent skirts do exist, and swimsuits with transparent skirts should get more attention as they have far more fanservice.

Yes, female swimsuits with long sleeves that look like gymnastics leotards are a thing. Even better still, there are two-piece swimsuits with long sleeves as well.

Japanese animation seems to be obsessed with striped lingerie such as Shimabra and Shimapan. Therefore, striped bikinis would be another good choice for swimwear to wear for the Ice Bucket Challenge. Also, the "My bikini is ready!" quote in the last panel is a reference to the "My Body Is Ready" quote that became synonymous with Reggie Fils-Aime and the Wii Fit series.

Sunday 18 October 2020

NES at 35


The Nintendo Entertainment System. The video game console that revived an industry that was thought to be dead as a result of the North American Video Game Crash of 1983, turns 35 on this very day. If not for this console, video games would not have experienced a renaissance, and pop culture would not have grown to become a huge part of our life.

Happy 35th Anniversary, Nintendo Entertainment System!

Saturday 10 October 2020

Rise of the Ashkachus


The promotion codes to acquire Ash Cap Pikachus are now available in Pokemon Sword and Shield as part of The Crown Tundra's announcement.

The Ash Cap Pikachus could also make great alternate costumes in a future Super Smash Bros title. However, Ash Cap Pikachus would not fit in Smash unlike Ash-Greninja being part of Greninja's Final Smash. Also, Super Smash Bros Ultimate had already set both the maximum and minimum number of alternate costumes to eight, so the Ash Cap Pikachus shouldn't enter Smash unless Smash decides to add in anime characters like how non-video game characters are being integrated into Mortal Kombat 11.

Pokemon Sword and Shield © Nintendo/Game Freak

Friday 9 October 2020

How to conclude Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle


Unfortunately, Kodansha does not seem to be in the mood to give the animation side of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle the conclusion it needs and deserves right now, not because nobody wanted a proper conclusion after they found out the truth in Chapter 220, but because the production crews wouldn't dare cover the backstory that reveals one of the manga's biggest plot twists. Remember the time when Veronica Taylor said that the title of "Pokemon Master" was merely a form of spirituality? What if it turns out that Fei Wong Reed's influence went beyond CLAMP's borders and even went into the Pokemon series? Surely this could explain why becoming a Pokemon Master is the moment right before death. For all we know, Ash "Satoshi" Ketchum could have a death seal inside him similar to the one placed on Princess Sakura, and we must remember that Syaoran saying "Happy Birthday" to Princess Sakura was the moment right before the death seal inside her activated.

Of course I would like to have a real conclusion to Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, and they should focus on the manga chapters after the chapters where Princess Sakura got stabbed and disintegrated into petals. It doesn't matter whether it will have another two OVAs or one last movie similar to The Last: Naruto The Movie or get a new anime similar to Inuyasha: The Final Act, anime fans want to see how Kurogane defeated Fei Wong Reed, as well as know the truth behind the biggest plot twists revolving around Princess Sakura.

However, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle was considered to be too violent that NHK had to cancel Season 3, and the remaining chapters may be similarly too violent to have an animated adaptation. This could also be yet another reason Super Smash Bros should remain a celebration of Nintendo's video game history. Not even Ridley's brutal combat debut trailer or Galeem's massacre or the bad endings in Super Smash Bros Ultimate's Campaign mode could match up to the moment the death seal inside Princess Sakura activated. Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle is so violent that it would make the Pokemon Adventures manga not as dark as you think. Perhaps it's better that Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle's final chapters do not get an animated adaptation because of the amount of PTSD it would give to anime fans.

Sunday 4 October 2020

MineSmashed


Ladies and gentlemen, we have done the impossible again. Minecraft's Steve is coming to Super Smash Bros Ultimate, and he brought in Alex, a Zombie and an Enderman.

If you are wondering how Minecraft got in to Smash, it could be due to Mojang's negotiatons with Nintendo beginning five years ago. Another explanation could be due to the existence of the Wii U, New 3DS and Switch Editions of Minecraft, and these versions of Minecraft for Nintendo platforms had the exclusive Super Mario Mash-up DLC package.

Now all we need is for Sony to let the Lemmings enter Smash, and we will finally accomplish a feat even more impossible than Microsoft allowing Banjo-Kazooie to enter Smash.

Super Smash Bros Ultimate © Nintendo. Minecraft © Microsoft/Mojang.

Update: Sora from Kingdom Hearts is the final Fighters Pass character, and he is not owned by Sony. Guess Sony is so bitter towards Nintendo that unlike Microsoft, Sony does not even want to think about taking hostilities to the personal level. Also, Exient acquired the rights to Lemmings from Sony. This means despite relinquishing the rights to some of their franchises to other companies, Sony does not want to take part in a Nintendo dueling tournament at all.

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