Booty Panties

As long as there are underpants, especially female ones, the underwear obsessed pirate trio of Shark Bait, Smelly Pete and Sissy Le Poop will always seek them no matter what trouble they run into.

There are technically nine knickers in this comic, although the comic is about eight knickers that would get the attention of Shark Bait, Smelly Pete and Sissy Le Poop. This is because the two boyshorts knickers from both Metroid Fusion and Metroid Zero Mission were included together.

Sometimes, what makes a pair of panties attractive is the shape, or the color pattern. Even special designs such as the Triforce Panties would definitely get the attention of Shark Bait, Smelly Pete and Sissy Le Poop.

But remember, whatever Shark Bait, Smelly Pete and Sissy Le Poop are doing is strictly prohibited and can get you jail time.

Why Anschluss is nonsensical

Let's face it. There was nothing good about Anschluss at all. The original 1938 version was just a dastardly plan by the German Reich to take over the world. If Austria and Germany were to amalgamate today, the new flag will be more like the kind of flag Austria-Hungary had before the end of World War 1, and the flag of Austria-Hungary was just silly in terms of flag design. At the end of the day, let Austria be its own country, and not a province of Germany, even if both countries speak German.

The longest shot

Author's Note: The inspiration for this comic came from a Paperboy comic found on Tumblr created by Tumblr user VG-Libary titled "Anti-Climaxia!"

Even the Red Bird from Angry Birds is puzzled by flying Fronks, wondering what could have launched the Fronks. That's what makes Islands one of the craziest minigames in Game and Wario.

It is unknown if Wario really did say "No, I missed!" in the Mario Party games. But the idea of one player saying that when his Fronks miss a floating platform fits the situation well.

Sniped

Looks like the Team Fortress 2 Sniper is on a sniping streak in this comic. Perhaps I should start making more Team Fortress 2 comics...

Don't worry about Sir Arthur. Even a sniper rifle round from the Team Fortress 2 Sniper will only break his armor, leaving him in his underpants. Other than that, Sir Arthur will remain unharmed.

If there is any way to solve Birdo's gender identity crisis, just let the Team Fortress 2 Sniper shoot her dead.

Not even King K Rool's belly armor can prevent a sniper rifle round from the Team Fortress 2 Sniper from piercing through and critically injuring him. How's that for eliminating a villainous crocodile?

Accept it, Awesome Possum. Nobody likes you. You're better off dead at the hands the Team Fortress 2 Sniper.

If there is any Disney character who should get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper as part of a full scale assault against Disney's bad business ethics, it's Mayor Gene from Wreck-It Ralph. His bullying of Ralph was what made Ralph go AWOL in the first place.

Who cares if some RuneScape noob gets sniped dead? For all we know, he could be using illegal macros to gain an unfair advantage.

Kyubey deceiving teenage girls is so unforgivable that he deserves to get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper.

Orange is not a popular crewmate color in Among Us as it is the color that gets persecuted the most, and it does not help when one of the Impostors is an orange crewmate. Even if the whole orange crewmate is an Impostor thing is true, he either gets largely ignored, or he gets persecuted by those who want the Impostors gone. That's why the crewmate that got shot by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper is the orange one. He could be one of those Impostors, but everyone ignores him anyway, which is why the Impostors have a high win rate in Among Us.

Vicky is a terrible babysitter who should get shot dead by the Team Fortress 2 Sniper. That is all I can say about her.

The design of MapleStory's Shivermail armor is ridiculous. It makes female archers look like they are in their underwear. As a low-level archer armor, it would definitely not stop a sniper rifle round from killing the wearer.

If I were the Team Fortress 2 Sniper, I would like to kill Bowser in angry response to his villainy. After all, it's time we doubled our efforts on our offensive against Nintendo's bad business ethics, and Nintendo's villains such as Bowser and King K Rool are going to bear the brunt of our anger against Nintendo's bad business ethics.

Sunset of Japanese Democracy

Earlier Today, former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was shot dead. Currently, it is unknown if the assailant was mentally ill, or was possibly wronged by the 2017 anti-terror law criminalizing minor offences, of which copyright infringement was one of them. Either way, the state of Japanese democracy is heading for the sunset as its slow, painful death continues. The last time this happened to Japanese democracy, it plunged Japan into autocracy, World War 2 and extreme destruction.

The Boycott Nintendo Conundrum

If Nintendo becomes a Japanese Disney rat, I will go ham on boycotting Nintendo, just like how Disney is being heavily battered by boycotters.

Let's face it. As long as the Japanese government continues to deny Japan's World War 2 war crimes, there will always be consumers who will shun Japanese products. One of the targets of this boycott is Nintendo, whose copyright takedowns have angered consumers, prompting them to stage boycotts against Nintendo. Many of the boycotters who shun Nintendo would resort to buycotting PlayStation, XBox, and Valve's Steam. However, we should be buycotting the parallel economy instead, even if it means supporting a movement that leftists would classify as terrorists. The problem is that the parallel economy does not even have it's own version of Steam. But I wish the parallel economy had their very own version of Steam. Then we can make leftists cry, and boycott Nintendo without any strings attached. Who knows, perhaps somebody from Japan will expose his country's World War 2 atrocities as well as the repression that is being imposed on Japanese citizens by their own government by jumping ship on designing a game for this parallel economy version of Steam. Maybe that day will ultimately come. Until then, we will have to settle for the Steam Deck, as well as ramp up our fight for the freedom of the video game industry.