The Truth About New Year's Day

If there was any legitimate reason to shun New Year's Day, the Bible may have the solutions for you. For example, the Vernal Equinox, commonly called the Spring Equinox, is the true start of the new year. Then we have New Year's resolutions failing because real change takes a lot more time than just mere resolutions. It gets even worse when you realize that New Year's holidays see many cases of drink driving incidents, with some of them being fatal.

If God wants us to not welcome the New Year on January 1, maybe we should go back to saying "Happy First Day of Spring" instead. Maybe going back to the Anno Mundi Calendar and observing the Spring Equinox will set right everything wrong with our calendar.

New Year Confusion

The Roman Calendar has confused the whole world by relegating the Anno Mundi Calendar to the sidelines. No one can start anew in the middle of winter. Even God knows that, which is why his New Year begins on the Vernal Equinox, which is synonymous with the First Day of Spring. The Vernal Equinox gets its name from the Latin word vernare which means to bloom. Unfortunately, Julius Caesar relegated the Anno Mundi Calendar to the sidelines by moving the first day of the new year to January 1. But his assassination did not do any justice for the Spring Equinox, because the Roman Empire refused to move the first day of the new year back to the Spring Equinox. This resulted in lots of confusion, and humanity has been paying the price since then.

Italian Opinions

Let's face it. Italians staunchly believe that pineapples should not have been pizza toppings. They will get upset over this. But if you ask Italians about how horrible their prison camps in World War 2 were, they would have no idea what you are talking about. In reality, Italy's prison camps were so horrible that they make the German and Japanese prison camps look less harsh in comparison. This truth, however, has been cast aside due to Italy performing poorly in combat during World War 2, and many successful reconciliation attempts between Italy and its former enemies. Of course people will forget about Italy's war crimes due to their subpar performance in World War 2, the reconciliation attempts, and the great food Italy serves up.

Cuphead © Studio MDHR.

Good Advice from the Lake Panzer

Author's Note: Who would have thought the Panzer of the Lake meme got a Girls und Panzer version?

The Panzer of the Lake's truth has been revealed, and it was about the failures of Civil Rights.

Did Civil Rights really solve the racism problem? No. Civil Rights failed in that objective. The truth is, the Civil Rights movement was started by American communists who have no interest in eliminating racism. The communists, however, did show sympathy for non-whites because they were being bullied and persecuted by racism, so they introduced a so-called noble cause that aims to eliminate racism. In reality, however, Civil Rights was not about eradicating racism for the good of everyone, but rather, a communist strategy of divide and conquer. This means Civil Rights actually failed more than just non-whites. It failed humanity as a whole.

Great Warships that did not fight in a war

Not all warships get to fight in wars. There are some warships that never get to fire in anger at any foe at all. Here are just several warships that I think were great warships that never had a chance to fight in a real war.

USS Nautilus (SSN-571): America's (and the world's) first nuclear-powered submarine was a game changer when it was first launched. Its was made famous through the first underwater voyage under the North Pole. Other than that and an embarrassing collision with aircraft carrier USS Essex, USS Nautilus (SSN-571) had a largely uneventful career. After it was decommissioned, USS Nautilus (SSN-571) was preserved as a museum ship.

Sweden's last class of cruisers, the Tre Kronor-class, did not get to fire a shot at any enemy vessel in anger at all, mainly due to Sweden being neutral in World War 2, as well as Russia choosing not to go to war against Sweden during the Cold War. Even under the Chilean flag, the Tre Kronor-class did not get to fire a shot in anger.

The De Zeven Provinciën-class cruisers from the Netherlands was another class of cruisers that did not get to fight against Russia or any of its clients during the Cold War. Even when in the service of the Peruvian Navy, the De Zeven Provinciën-class cruisers did not get to fire a shot in anger because whatever conflicts Peru was having during the time when they had the De Zeven Provinciën-class cruisers did not take place anywhere near coastal areas.

Britain's Tiger-class cruisers did not even get to fight in the Falklands War at all.

Chile's Almirante-class destroyers, like their Tre Kronor-class cruiser Almirante Latorre, never got to fight in any war at all.

Due to Canada staying out of wars in the years between the Korean War and the Gulf War, many Canadian warships did not get to fire a shot in anger. The Mackenzie-class destroyers were among those Canadian warships because they were not part of the Canadian flotilla involved in the Gulf War.

Italy's Impetuoso-class destroyers never fired in anger because the only communists that Italy had to fight against were not the armies of communist countries but Italian communists who use underhanded or subversive means to overthrow the enemies of communism in Italy.

These are just several great warships that did not get to fight in a war. There are many more great warships that did not get to fight in any conflict at all. Then again, any warship that stays out of war stays out of harm's way altogether, if the naval battles in World of Warships or War Thunder do not count, that is.

Toxic Fandoms

Even Groundskeeper Willie knows that the Street Fighter fandom has become very toxic. But he wouldn't like it if Principal Seymour Skinner calls Street Fighter fans a contentious people and would threaten Principal Skinner by saying that Ryu will hurl a Shinku Hadoken in his face for saying such words.

The Simpsons © FOX.

Deutschland The Underhanded

Do you want to know why rogue states administered by communist regimes that dislike us exist? Do you want to know the real truth about the communist infiltration of the Anglosphere and the Israeli state? What about the communists' contribution to Hitler's rise to power? All of this has to do with Germany sending Lenin back to Russia to start a socialist revolution during World War 1. Because of Lenin, Russia exited World War 1 and was plunged into a civil war as a result, with the consequences of that civil war still being felt to this day.

The Reason to forget Birthdays

Truth be told, Christ did not want us to remember his birthday. He, like the many heroes and heroines of the Bible, did not celebrate birthdays. Maybe it's because of the biblical accounts of birthdays being associated with somebody's death, namely Pharaoh's chief baker and John the Baptist. Also, a fair amount of sources confirm that Christ was born near the Autumn Equinox and not near the Winter Solstice. Therefore, forgetting one's birthday, including your own, is more forgivable than following traditions that are ungodly.

Meatball Debate

The Italian Meatballs Vs Swedish Meatballs debate was clearly unnecessary. Both meatballs taste great. They're just served with different sauces, namely tomato-based pasta sauces for Italian Meatballs and beef gravy with lingonberry sauce and mashed potatoes for Swedish Meatballs. Therefore, the Internet should stop debating over which meatballs are better and admit that both are tasty in their own right.

Intelligence Deficiency

Seriously, why does Anime want to have protagonists with below average intelligence? When will Anime protagonists with above average intelligence get any real recognition? Or are dumb protagonists going to be the majority of Anime protagonists for many years to come?

When Undressing Others Is Inappropriate...

Pulling down anybody's pants or skirt is clearly unacceptable because nobody likes it when their undies get exposed. The problem is, even if pantsing gets outlawed, the regulators will be having a very tough time enforcing such regulations.

Japanese Priorities

Author's Note: Today marks the 86th Anniversary of the Nanjing Massacre. To commemorate the anniversary of this tragedy, here's a comic about why Japan isn't serious about preserving the past when it comes to yesteryear's video games and evidence of Japan's war crimes. Also, this comic was created using the Screaming Cagney Carnation meme from Cuphead.

While software piracy is morally wrong, it is, however, one of the few methods of preserving video games that could eventually be lost forever to the sands of time. But in Japan, software piracy is considered an act of cyber-terrorism. Maybe this could explain all of the cease and desists issued against people who show their love for Nintendo through fan games and music preservation.

Classifying software piracy as an act of terrorism, however, has got nothing compared to the far-right going ballistic over the truth about Japan's war crimes being revealed. While asking most Japanese people about the destruction of war crimes evidence will leave them puzzled, the far-right, however, will get upset over the truth about the destruction of documents related to Japanese war crimes. In fact, it has always been the far-right that has been intimidating anyone who exposes the truth about the war crimes that Japan committed during World War 2. No wonder reparations from Japan are not coming to all the countries that have suffered under their tyranny. Even Russia paid reparation debts to South Korea in T-80 tanks and BMP-3 armoured fighting vehicles shortly after the end of the Cold War. Maybe Japan should pay reparations in video game consoles that performed poorly in the Japanese market such as Atari and Microsoft consoles to some of the countries that were oppressed by them. Perhaps this will be how Japan can reconcile with some of the countries that they have wronged during World War 2...

Cuphead © Studio MDHR.

Females Against Feminism

Let's face it. Feminism was never really about empowering women. In fact, feminism's attack on motherhood is so bad that even the worst mothers in video game history have got nothing on the true extent of the damage feminism has done to society as a whole. To make matters worse, feminism may have contributed more to declining birth rates than barren wombs.

There used to be a time when magical girls were little matriarchs with attitude. In recent years, however, magical girls have become poster girls for feminism. Maybe this could explain why Masahiro Sakurai prohibits non-video game characters from taking part in Super Smash Bros. He is not against female characters in Smash, but he knows that many Anime magical girls were conceived to promote feminism. Therefore, we should adhere to Sakurai's policies and not demand that he add Anime magical girls into Smash, aside from Panel de Pon's Lip.

While the Matriarchy is just as important as the Patriarchy, matriarchs are supposed to be the co-regents of patriarchs. But feminism wants to use the cases of men mistreating women as an excuse for turning matriarchs against the Patriarchy. Although men who mistreat women are clearly in the wrong, this is not an excuse for feminism's deceitful agenda. At the end of the day, feminism needs to be erased, because it has failed humanity.

Disney Death Throes

Once Upon a Studio was actually good. In fact, it could be the last good Disney show ever produced, because Disney is beyond saving now. This will be bad news for Mickey Mouse's successor Figment, and Figment may have been the inspiration for Spyro the Dragon.

Leftists do not believe in justice, equality or racial harmony, and it was a mistake for Disney to appease them. The end result was a catastrophe. Many of Disney's movies turned out to be flops in the box office because Disney chose to promote the leftists' agenda instead of making wholesome family entertainment. At the end of the day, leftism's atheistic agenda will always betray everyone, whether our skin is black, brown, red, yellow or white.

It's only a matter of time before Disney is as dead as its co-founders, and when that sad day comes, historians can only wonder how this company's demise could have been prevented in the first place.

The Famine of God's Word

According to Amos 8:11, a famine is coming, not a famine of food, nor a thirst for water, but a famine of the Word of God. Imagine a dystopian society where the Word of God is illegal. This kind of famine is worse than a famine where food and drink are scarce. This in turn will lead to an apocalyptic face-off between two conglomerates of autocratic demagogues that will see nukes being fired in anger. Such a situation will become so bad that Christ will have to return to deport the chief baddies to the Lake of Hellfire and obliterate their pawns with the sword that comes out of his mouth. Otherwise, no flesh will be saved alive...

Swimming Pool Matriarch Visual Gag Variations 2

Another Matriarch of the Swimming Pool visual gag variations comic? Looks like this comic could become a new Internet meme.

In Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Pyra wears a tiny pair of shorts. It was so tiny that she had to wear a pantyhose when she became playable in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. However, Pyra's tiny shorts are actually comfortable. They just look rather silly, though.

People wonder how Tekken elements such as Kazuya Mishima being a playable character as well as a Heihachi Mishima Wig for Mii Fighters and a Heihachi Mishima Mii Brawler costume could be included in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Well, Tekken's history on Nintendo platforms began with Tekken Advance for the Game Boy Advance, although this was eclipsed by the Wii U Edition of Tekken Tag Tournament 2 in terms of popularity, but still, as the first Tekken game on a Nintendo platform, Tekken Advance remains an important footnote in Tekken history.

Did you know that kokeshi dolls were the main inspiration for the Miis that became the digital avatars for the Nintendo Wii, 3DS, Wii U and Switch consoles? Unlike the kokeshi dolls which do not have arms or legs, Miis have protruding limbs for arms and legs.

Relegating an advertising mascot to the sidelines for 17 years for being too scary is surely not the right thing to do for Ken Kutaragi. That was how Polygon Man became a malevolent being who seeks to take over Sony.

The original Street Fighter had Ryu and Ken as playable characters. It also had many ports, most of which are almost unplayable as compared to the barely playable Arcade version, and Ken does not even appear in the Amiga and Amstrad CPC versions.

While the MSX computer was associated with Sony and Panasonic, Fujitsu was also one of the manufacturers of the MSX computer. In fact, Fujitsu manufactured the MSX as the FM-X alongside their competing computing range, in the form of the FM-7, FM-8 and FM-77.