Friday 28 June 2024

Leotard Swimsuit


Female swimsuits that resemble long-sleeve gymnastics leotards actually exist. It sounds crazy, but it's officially true. Swimwear designers actually looked to long-sleeve gymnastics leotards to get inspiration for new swimsuit designs, which resulted in long-sleeve swimsuits that resemble gymnastics leotards.

It gets even crazier when you learn that leotards that can be worn as swimsuits exist. The Water Jester Costume from Cardcaptor Sakura comprises of a water-resistant dress and a blue leotard, which makes some people wonder if it is actually a swimsuit. In the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games series, the female characters wear gymnastics leotards that function as swimsuits in the swimming events. If these instances of leotards being worn for situations where they will get wet are crazy, then you have not heard of the leotards offered by Destira. Some of their leotards can be worn as swimsuits. This means Cardcaptor Sakura and the Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games series both laid the foundations for leotards that are designed to be worn as swimsuits.

Wednesday 26 June 2024

Remembering the Neo Geo


The Neo Geo. The arcade cabinet that transformed SNK into a serious Console Wars contender by giving us The King of Fighters, Samurai Shodown and Metal Slug. A true icon of video game history that may have influenced the creation of the Newgrounds website. Now, more than 30 years later, the Neo Geo is still the greatest arcade cabinet in video game history, with the Sega Astro City being the only serious contender that I know of.

Friday 21 June 2024

Swimming Pool Matriarch Visual Gag Variations 6


Author's Note: It's been a few months since the previous Matriarch of the Swimming Pool Visual Gag Variations comic. Maybe time constraints do have a serious effect on comic production after all...

Did you know that Casio used to manufacture video game consoles? That's right. Casio, a manufacturer of calculators and watches, used to manufacture video game consoles, namely the PV-1000, PV-2000 and Loopy. Unfortunately, due to poor sales, all of Casio's consoles were discontinued after a short period of time.

Despite the retirement of the MiG-21s, Romania's armed forces are not in good shape. Their only submarine, the Delfinul, has been relegated to the sidelines since 1995 and it has not received replacement batteries since the initial batteries were exhausted in 1996. Therefore, it would be safe to decommission and scrap the Delfinul because none of the proposals to overhaul the submarine have been implemented. Also, Romania's TR-85 is a problematic tank because it was mechanically unreliable during initial tests. Even after modernization programs in the mid-1990s, the TR-85 is still not a good tank because it's worse than India's Arjun MBT.

Speaking of terrible tanks, Switzerland's Panzer 68 has to be the worst tank to enter military service because of multiple problems were found in the Panzer 68, including radios interfering with the turret system. With that said, between the woes of the Panzer 68 and Switzerland lacking a proper navy, Switzerland is better off not being on the list of playable countries in Systemsoft Beta's Daisenryaku series. Even Romania, whose armed forces are in bad shape, has the potential to be on the list of playable countries in the Daisenryaku series.

If you watched the scene where Godzilla arrives in Tokyo in Godzilla Minus One, Godzilla is confronted by several Type 4 Chi-To tanks. In real life, only two Chi-To tanks were built, and both were thrown into a lake at the end of World War 2. If we want Godzilla Minus One to be true to Japan in 1947, it would make more sense if Godzilla was confronting Type 1 Chi-He tanks and Type 3 Chi-Nu tanks. After all, these two tanks are more numerous than the Chi-To.

Have you ever wondered why Nintendo and the Pokemon Anime's writers were unkind to Ash Ketchum? For all we know, Ash Ketchum and his namesake Satoshi Tajiri were one and the same. And this plot twist gets even crazier when we learn that Pokemon creator Satoshi Tajiri was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome. Looks like we found another legitimate reason to boycott Nintendo because they have been mean to somebody who has a variation of autism.

Tuesday 18 June 2024

Breaking Waluigi


There's a good reason Waluigi is destined for a life of self-pity. Waluigi is not related to Wario, which explains the lack of Waluigi in the WarioWare series.

Monday 17 June 2024

Ravioli Pizza


Yes, ravioli pizza actually exists, and it's a delicious must-try, just like ravioli lasagna.

Wednesday 12 June 2024

Special Themed Restaurants and Hotels


Special themed restaurants and hotel rooms do exist. They are uncommon, however.

A RuneScape-themed restaurant might sound like a great idea. In fact, I would be tasting some of the dishes that come from the game. The problem is, will the RuneScape fanbase patronise the place? What about ex-RuneScape players or people who do not know about the game?

Themed hotel rooms dedicated to the history of companies such as Fujitsu and Panasonic sound like a great idea. However, such hotel rooms would cater more to business people. But I feel that hotel rooms dedicated to the histories of Fujitsu and Panasonic should also have the video game consoles from these two companies. If I were to stay in a Fujitsu-themed hotel room, I would like to try out the Fujitsu FM Towns Marty. In the case of a Panasonic-themed hotel room, I would be hoping to try out a Panasonic 3DO.

Despite all the problems faced by special themed restaurants and hotel rooms, these places are here to stay as long as they have paying customers.

Monday 10 June 2024

Justice for Magical Girls


Puella Magi Madoka Magica has done a huge disservice to Magical Girl Anime as a whole. The real culprit behind it, however, is Kyubey. He's the one who needs to be punished for all the wrongs he did to Magical Girl Anime by being given the death sentence. Blondette says that Kyubey should be run over with a motorized vehicle, with her choice being an Alfa Romeo. Brunetta and Sabriel would like to slash Kyubey with a battleaxe. Turquoise, Amethyst and Magenta would prefer to hurl a Molotov Cocktail in Kyubey's face. But I would prefer to have Kyubey mutilated with a battleaxe before running him over with an Alfa Romeo and burning his crushed corpse by hurling a Molotov Cocktail at him. How's that for brutality in the name of justice?

Another reason magical girls need justice is because of the lack of magical girls in the Super Smash Bros series. Other than the Lip, Ashley and Veronica Outfits for Mii Swordfighters, Magical Girls do not have any representation in the Super Smash Bros series at all. Perhaps this will all change in Super Smash Bros 6. However, Puella Magi Madoka Magica may have made Nintendo think twice. Perhaps the horrors found in Puella Magi Madoka Magica were one of the reasons Masahiro Sakurai prohibited non-video game characters from taking part in the Super Smash Bros series. He knows better than to include anything that is too horrific for Nintendo's customers.

Thursday 6 June 2024

D-Day 80th Anniversary


Today marks the 80th Anniversary of the historic D-Day Landings at Normandy. Between this event and the Russo-German War, the Third Reich was doomed, and Europe was liberated.

Unfortunately, this landmark anniversary has been overshadowed by the decline of the Anglosphere, the war in Israel, tensions over Taiwan and Korea, the Russo-Ukrainian War, and Europe shunning its liberators in favor of another attempt to revive the Roman Empire. Hitler's Third Reich was merely the sixth attempt to revive the Roman Empire. The European Union that deceived its member states has now been revealed to be the seventh attempt to revive the Roman Empire.

Then again, Germany did not see the armies of the United States, Britain and Canada as liberators who overthrew a tyrannical regime but occupiers because the directive that was issued to Allied Forces in 1945 stated that Germany was to be occupied as a defeated enemy nation and not for the purpose of liberation. This is not a good sign because Germany is rejecting democracy in favor of another attempt to revive the Roman Empire and it will result in another World War. One that will end in no flesh being saved alive if Christ does not return...

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