Prelude to Tribulation

Amid all of the Internet drama, one thing is for certain. The day will come when God's Word is no longer permitted on the World Wide Web, and when that happens, the 45-day final countdown to the Great Tribulation begins, followed by a 30-day period when Jerusalem gets surrounded by armies bent on the city's total destruction. All of this is in accordance to Amos 8:11, which speaks about a famine of God's Word, and when this famine happens, it will be worse than all of the food and water shortages throughout history combined...

Uniquely Weird

In the South Korean version of Wii Party, Globe Trot features South Korea, the area circled in red, as the starting space, replacing the Japan Hot Spot in that game mode. Another feature unique to the South Korean version of Wii Party is Spin-Off having stars instead of medals. The changes in Globe Trot are possibly related to the unresolved issues between South Korea and Japan, although the lack of South Korea as a Hot Spot in all the other versions could be the real reason for the map changes, while the changes in Spin-Off are due to a gambling ban in South Korea.

Wii Party © Nintendo.

#AshKetchumForSmash

On the 11th of November, 2022, Ash Ketchum defeated Galar's Regional Champion Leon, potentially bringing a 25-year odyssey to a possible poetic end. With the anime industry in turmoil in recent years, there has been nothing of an anime followup focusing on the Paldea Region because Studio OLM, the studio behind the Pokemon anime from the very beginning, was not spared from the turmoil either. This could mean the Pokemon anime is reaching the end of the road. If that is true, the theories of Pokemon being all just a dream from a dying Ash Ketchum, as well as becoming a Pokemon Master is the moment right before you die, will possibly be proven correct. Let's just hope Ash Ketchum does not have a Death Seal similar to the one placed inside Princess Sakura by Fei Wong Reed...

If there was anybody who said that Ash Ketchum will become Pokemon World Champion before Waluigi becomes a playable character in a Super Smash Bros title, that person just got proven correct...

With all that said, Ash Ketchum being playable in Super Smash Bros might not become a reality, much to my disappointment, because I wanted him to go toe to toe against Nintendo's other characters, including Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby and perhaps third-party characters such as the Street Fighter duo of Ryu and Ken. But the biggest disappointment in my opinion will be that Ash Ketchum will never be able to go toe to toe against Sakura Kinomoto because that was what I was wishing for back in 2001.

All in all, Congratulations, Ash Ketchum! You have finally become the very best that no one ever was!

Update: The Ash Ketchum Arc has officially ended, and it ended with "Next Time, A New Beginning". We do not know if he will reappear in Pokemon Horizons in any way possible, nor will he ever appear in a future Super Smash Bros title. At least he did not possess a Death Seal. In other words, Pokemon Horizons will be a new beginning indeed...

The Duality of the Norwegian Language

I can never truly understand why there are two official variations of the Norwegian language. Bokmål was basically a Norwegianised version of Danish, while Nynorsk is based on Norwegian dialects. There was an attempt to merge the two versions of Norwegian into one common language, but the Samnorsk Language Project was eventually abandoned. Nowadays, Bokmål is the dominant version of Norwegian. But Norwegian television broadcasts in both Bokmål and Nynorsk, and all government agencies in Norway are required to support both written languages. This means whoever wants to visit Norway must be able to understand both the Bokmål and Nynorsk variations of the Norwegian language before going there. Otherwise, you could end up being lost in translation.

Ugly and Uglier

It's time for the creepiest day of the creepiest month of the year. But we're not going to focus on that. Instead, we're focusing on ugliness. Ugliness that was to blame for Polygon Man getting sidelined in 1995.

The real reason Jenova was prohibited from making cameo appearances in the Kingdom Hearts series, the Dissidia Final Fantasy series, PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, and Super Smash Bros Ultimate was because of her being too grotesque. And it doesn't help when she's uglier than Polygon Man, whose ugliness got him sidelined for 17 years on Ken Kutaragi's orders.

Final Fantasy VII © Square Enix. PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale © Sony Interactive Entertainment.

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Author's Note: Once again, no entries came regarding comic entry submissions. Guess almost nobody is interested in entry submissions these days...

No More Stadia

Let's be honest. Gone were the days when Google was the friendly neighbourhood search engine, and it gets worse when you learn about Google's plot to overthrow the United States. No wonder Google Stadia flopped and it's discontinuation date on 18 January 2023 had to be announced, because no one trusts Google.