Tuesday 5 May 2020
The (Possible) Truth About Dharkon
There have been many conspiracy theories about the rivalry between Galeem and Dharkon, including potential plot twists. But one plot twist could connect Ralph Breaks The Internet's insecurity virus with Dharkon. Given that the insecurity virus in Ralph Breaks The Internet looks like Dharkon, it's possible that the insecurity virus that copied Ralph's insecurities is a cousin of Dharkon, which could only mean one thing: Dharkon is the Dark Net.
Galeem's version of the bad ending is basically the campaign mode's opening cinematic but worse. For all we know, the true death toll from Galeem's massacre could amount to billions. Even non-video game properties and elements such as Yu-Gi-Oh, which happens to have Konami cameos and elements due to being partly owned by Konami, and the Pokemon anime, which was based on the Pokemon games, were possibly not spared from Galeem's massacre. And the less said about the Archie Comics and IDW Sonic The Hedgehog comics, the better.
According to Shigeru Miyamoto, Mario does not kill people, which explains why Bowser survived all of his defeats, including those that should have killed him off for good. So it makes sense that Mario drops dead in despair, darkness and complete silence just by seeing Galeem getting crucified by Dharkon. Even the most sinister characters such as Ganondorf, Ridley and the Team Galactic criminal syndicate would have all died in darkness as a result of Dharkon's version of the bad ending, and if Professor Oak's grandson Gary/Blue saw Dharkon kill Galeem, he would be finally joining his parents in the grave just by seeing Galeem getting crucified by Dharkon. That's right. Even the characters that made us unduly upset in the past dying in a very terrible way will make you regret hating them.
If you think Waluigi died in darkness because he did not get promoted to a playable character, that is not true. The real reason Waluigi dies in darkness would be due to him seeing Dharkon impale Galeem. To show everybody dropping dead as a result of Dharkon's victory over Galeem would not only require a lot of work put into cinematic editing, but it would turn Super Smash Bros Ultimate into Nintendo's first M-rated title just by having many characters drop dead in despair, including the ones that we totally dislike.
As for the Dark Net, do not visit that forbidden place at all. It's full of viruses, and many of them are written by cyber-criminals who are more vile than the official villains. If Dharkon is really the Dark Net, then it makes sense for Mario to die in despair and complete silence, as the Dark Net is the most forbidden place in cyberspace.
Sad as it is, both Galeem's and Dharkon's versions of the bad ending are required for 100% completion of the campaign. Talk about being sadistic...
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