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As expected, 2021 was another Annus Horribilis that left us bitter and sour, so do not be too hopeful about 2022 because things will get a whole lot worse after Germany's stalemate elections...

Ever wondered why New Year's resolutions have failed most of the time? That's because nobody can begin anew in the dead of winter. In fact, the real start of the new year according to the Anno Mundi Calendar occurs on the Spring Equinox. Apparently, God did not begin His year in the dead of winter, meaning we should not have ditched the Anno Mundi Calendar. But Julius Caesar considered the Anno Mundi Calendar too imperfect, and so he designed a calendar that became the basis for the one many countries around the world use today. This, however, made humanity turn away from the true God, resulting in many terrible consequences, including the current pandemic, the climate change crisis, economic downturns and bloody conflicts. At the end of the day, we will all realize that turning away from the true God and ditching the Anno Mundi Calendar were terrible mistakes that brought calamities upon ourselves.

Perhaps our biggest New Year's resolution will be to turn back to God and start going back to using the Anno Mundi Calendar instead.

Duel Arena Closure

It's official. Jagex is phasing out the Duel Arena in both RuneScape and Old School RuneScape as part of the campaign to get rid of illegal activities such as gambling. However, the Duel Arena will be sorely missed by those who feel that Jagex is destroying pieces of RuneScape's history. Yes, the Duel Arena was a major part of RuneScape's history, but it's time has finally come amid stricter regulations against online gambling. In fact, illegal activities are a far greater concern than the preservation of a landmark that has become part of the game's history. In other words, sacrifices have to be made for new content to be added.

Kick The Ijiwaru 2

Characters kicking Waluigi's rear, from left to right: Pac-Man, Volcana (Ultra Vortek), Doremi Harukaze (Ojamajo Doremi), Akira Yuki (Virtua Fighter).

Another comic where people kick Waluigi's rear? And on top of that, starring a character from the nearly forgotten Ultra Vortek?

If you are unfamiliar with Ultra Vortek, that forgotten Mortal Kombat-like game where Volcana comes from was exclusive for the Atari Jaguar, which was a failed console that was hopelessly doomed by bad management and false advertising.

All the characters kicking Waluigi's rear in this comic are far more respectable than Waluigi, and should get our respect from us, especially Ultra Vortek's Volcana.

Kick The Ijiwaru

Characters kicking Waluigi's rear, from left to right: Rit (Rod Land, Soldam), Suchie-Pai (Suchie-Pai), Lip (Panel de Pon), Sakura Kinomoto (Star Dress) (Cardcaptor Sakura).

Let's face it. Waluigi will never get his day in the spotlight, because his name is an anagram of ijiwaru, which means ill-natured. And such an ill-natured person gets no love from Nintendo that he will never be Player 2 in a Wario Land game, or have his own set of microgames in the WarioWare series, or become a major antagonist in any game where Luigi is the main character, or even have his own game at all. Instead, in this comic, he gets kicked on the rear by more respectable characters who should get more respect from us. No wonder Waluigi was destined to remain an assist trophy in the Super Smash Bros games. His name was not worthy of any respect from us.

Reason for Calamity

Maybe we should not have ditched the Anno Mundi Calendar. It's possible the natural disasters caused by climate change were the result of us severing ties with God. Yet we persist on following traditions that were not only not found in the Bible, but were actually prohibited by God. No wonder the calamities Earth is suffering from over the past few decades are getting worse and worse. It's time we go back to the Anno Mundi Calendar and turn back to God.

Whoever thinks Jesus was born a few days after the Winter Solstice is clearly unaware that nowhere in the Bible does it tell us to observe Jesus' birth. In fact, the exact date of Jesus' birth was never listed in the Bible, although the clues claim that Jesus was born near the end of September, with the clues being shepherds watching their flocks and a population census was being carried out. Shepherds would never take their flocks out in the cold winter weather, and nobody in the right mind would carry out a population census in winter. Maybe Jesus was born near the Autumn Equinox. Who knows?

Why We Dislike Mondays

If there is any genuine reason for a lot of people, including Garfield, to hate Mondays, blame "the little horn" from Daniel 7 for tricking us into following a clumsy man-made calendar that is not of Godly origin. Maybe this is why God is so displeased with us that he is judging the Earth to the point that some people regret ditching the Anno Mundi Calendar for a clumsy man-made calendar that is not of Godly origin. We should go back to observing the days, weeks, months and years according to the Anno Mundi Calendar. Only then will we be truly able to count the 1260 days of the Great Tribulation until the return of the Chosen One.

The Anno Mundi Calendar states that the week begins at the end of the true Sabbath, which occurs on the sunset of Saturday. But "the little horn" makes us begin the working week at the stroke of midnight on Monday. The Anno Mundi Calendar states that the months begin with the new moons, But this "little horn" makes us begin the months according to a clumsy man-made calendar that is not of Godly origin. The Anno Mundi Calendar states that the year begins on the Spring Equinox, when life starts budding in nature everywhere, yet "the little horn" tricked a deluded world into beginning the year in the middle of dead winter.

Eventually, our hatred of Mondays will disappear when Yeshua eliminates "the little horn" for all the deceitfulness that deluded the world for thousands of years. Garfield will be very happy to welcome Yeshua back, for he will set everything right by making the Earth go back to following the Anno Mundi Calendar again.

In Memory of Masayuki Uemura

It is with deep sadness that Masayuki Uemura's obituary was announced yesterday. Uemura passed away on the 6th of December, 2021. And the 6th of December was formerly the birthday of the late Satoru Iwata. 2021 has seen many major obituaries, including Kentaro Miura, Koichi Sugiyama, and Sir Clive Sinclair.

Masayuki Uemura was known for creating the Famicom, Super Famicom, and their international counterparts, the NES and SNES. He was also one of the co-creators of Nintendo's very first video game hardware, the Color TV Game, as well as the Satellaview add-on for the Super Famicom. He retired from Nintendo in 2004 and became a professor in Ritsumeikan University in Kyoto.

Rest In Peace, Masayuki Uemura. Your legacy will live on in all the Nintendo hardware that you created from 1977 to the mid-1990s.