Friday, 19 June 2020
#BanTikTok
When even a hacking syndicate knows that TikTok is spyware, you know that we should boycott TikTok.
Recently, there has been a massive campaign on Twitter calling for TikTok to be banned, and most of these tweets that support the hashtag #BanTikTok come from India and Pakistan. The anti-TikTok campaign is proof that even if India and Pakistan are mortal enemies, a common enemy such as TikTok is what it will take for them to put their differences aside.
To be honest, TikTok is a terrible app. There are people whose TikTok accounts got terminated by the management for no reason. The censorship is horrible because it does not block "Not Safe For Work" content, yet it bans people with special needs, as well as permanently suspending people who insult the app's Chinese owners. Even Chinese TikTok users got permanent suspensions just for looking like their country's president. So, if you dislike TikTok so much, isn't it time you terminate your TikTok account and uninstall the TikTok app from your devices?
Thursday, 18 June 2020
The Cliff
Remember, if you want to live, do not fall off cliffs.
Blocker Lemmings force other Lemmings to change directions when there are no walls at the end of whichever direction they are going.
Goombas from Super Mario Bros always walk blindly from one end to another, even into bottomless pits. Like the Lemmings, they only change direction when they run into obstacles.
Some of Dirk the Daring's death animations from Dragon's Lair involve him falling to his doom.
One of the reasons Spelunker is portrayed as the weakest action hero in the history of video games is that he can only fall a certain height, and any height higher than that will mean instant death.
Tuesday, 16 June 2020
Missing, But Actually Deceased
The premise of Spelunker World/Spelunker Party revolves around Spelunker going in search of his missing father. Eventually, at the end of level 4-25, if certain requirements are met, it was later revealed that the reason Spelunker's father disappeared was that he was deceased all along, having lost his life protecting a faerie child.
While closing cold cases is not what the comic's author specializes in, it's good that cold cases involving missing parents get any form of closure. Now all we need is the real reason why Ash Ketchum's father and grandfather disappeared, and we can all either go back to our lives or prepare for the coming dark times that are fast approaching.
Spelunker World/Spelunker Party © Square Enix/Tozai Games
Monday, 8 June 2020
Shorts Purge
Kandagawa Jet Girls was expected to be an all-female spiritual successor to Nintendo's Wave Race series, given that it was a jet ski racing anime. However, outside of the jet ski races, Kandagawa Jet Girls contains some "Not Safe For Work" scenes. What's more, Kandagawa Jet Girls is basically Wave Race with laser tag and removable wetsuits. For example, Misa's shorts got shot, and "disengaged," exposing her swimwear bottoms. The commentators call this term "suit purge." Such elements were never featured in any of the Wave Race games, which leaves the Wave Race fanbase puzzled if they did watch Kandagawa Jet Girls. And that's excluding the "Not Safe For Work" scenes outside the jet ski races.
In other words, Kandagawa Jet Girls might just be the spiritual successor to the Wave Race series that the Wave Race fanbase needs, if it were not for the "Not Safe For Work" scenes.
Kandagawa Jet Girls © Kadokawa/Marvelous.
Sunday, 7 June 2020
Sweden and Switzerland
Let's be honest, neutrality is no longer an option. The Bible does not want us to be neutral when the dark days of the end times come. Tribulation will be so bad that it will be worse than all the bad times throughout history combined. So choose wisely.
Speaking of neutrality, Sweden and Switzerland did not fight for the Central Powers during World War 1 or for the Axis Powers during World War 2 or for the Allied Powers in both World Wars 1 and 2. However, in war, there is no such thing as neutrality, therefore, Sweden and Switzerland should not be classified as neutral countries, but instead, they should be classified as "Independent" factions.
Saturday, 6 June 2020
Puyo Puyo Tetris
Wednesday, 3 June 2020
Prohibited Content
2nd Panel: The shorts that got pulled down is Peach's Super Mario Strikers shorts. The pink and white striped panties is a reference to a Puyo Puyo fan art picture involving Schezo pulling Arle's skirt down, revealing her striped panties. The picture, however, no longer exists.
3rd Panel: One of the death animations in Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped involve Crash getting his pants slashed by a swordsman with a scimitar in the medieval Middle Eastern stages. The skirt that got slashed by the scimitar is based on May's Wallace Cup costume from the Pokemon TV series.
4th Panel: With references to two of my past comics, pouring water into a pair of panties is not an appropriate way to get a pair of panties (or female swimwear bottoms) wet.
These 3 panels serve as examples of content that could be prohibited when new internet regulations get implemented over time.
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