At The Mercy Of Tribulation

Even Mr Krabs and Patrick know that the Great Tribulation will be a very depressing time that is drawing near because they are going to perish during the Day of the Lord just like the sea creatures that died in the trumpet and bowl judgments.

According to the Trumpet magazine, the Western Hemisphere will come under the tyranny of the Abomination of Desolation that is prophesied to burn Jerusalem to the ground while the Eastern Hemisphere will be under the iron grip of rogue dictators that despise democracy. This means South Korea and Taiwan will probably be conquered by autocratic warmongers during the terrible three and a half years of the Great Tribulation. The worst part, however, is when the Abomination of Desolation and the rogue dictators fight against each other before turning their weapons on Christ's Second Coming in a desperate last-ditch attempt to thwart God's Plan to take back the Earth, because if Christ does not cut short the Great Tribulation, no flesh will be saved alive. In other words, this Earth is not God's World until Christ returns.

SpongeBob SquarePants © Nickelodeon.

Angry Sakura, Happy Sakura

Blame Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle for making Masahiro Sakurai and Nintendo disallow characters who did not originate from video games.

You do know that Sakura Kinomoto from Cardcaptor Sakura is ineligible for Nintendo's Super Smash Bros, but I do wish she was eligible. After all, she made a cameo in the Pokemon TV series, and she also had her own edition Game Boy Color.

Then again, due to the events of Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle being responsible for Sakura Kinomoto's magical girl escapades, it would be better for Sakura Kinomoto to stay out of the Super Smash Bros series because Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle is far more confusing than Kingdom Hearts. And let's not get started on Fei Wong Reed's Death Seal...

Cardcaptor Sakura © CLAMP/Kodansha.

Digital Footprint Erasure

What if the legacies we leave behind on the World Wide Web were not designed to withstand the test of time? That is sadly the case with GeoCities and MySpace, and possibly Facebook and Blogspot.

Back in the glory days of GeoCities, Blogspot, WordPress, MySpace, Facebook and too many others to count, Internet privacy was not a serious issue. But those days are long gone, and netizens are resorting to various means to take back their privacy, even if it means erasing their Internet legacies. After all, cybercrimes are on the rise, and large data breaches pose a severe threat. That could explain why Google came up with the crazy idea of purging inactive Google Accounts.

If there is anything that will survive the end of this cruel Age, It will be the Word of God. At the end of the day, Internet legacies are temporary, but the Word of God is forever.

Great Swedish Fighter Jets that did not fight in a war

Sweden. A great country from Northern Europe known for Ikea, Volvo, Scania, Minecraft, and tasty meatballs. It was also a Great Power in military terms. From Vikings and Caroleans to army personnel armed with Carl Gustaf m/45 submachine guns, Sweden made its mark on military history, and is one of the countries featured in Daisenryaku. But the days of Swedish military might may have been long gone, although aircraft manufacturer Saab continues to manufacture Gripen jet fighters for various customers.

Speaking of fighter jets made by Saab, the Lansen, Draken and Viggen did not see any combat action throughout their operational service in the Swedish Air Force, or in the Draken's case, any air force that operates them, namely Denmark, Finland and Austria. Maybe it's because Soviet Russia's Ministry of Defence had almost no interest in conquering Europe, which is actually a good thing given what is happening in Ukraine right now...

Despite having seen no action in a war zone, the Lansen's infamous safety record may have made this Swedish jet fighter a worthy opponent to the F-104 Starfighter in terms of having a bad safety record of plane crashes that were due to accidents. In fact, air accidents account for the loss of a third of all Lansens built in its production history. But we shouldn't talk about the dubious safety record of the Starfighter and the Lansen.

The Draken had more operators than the Lansen or Viggen, and there was a proposal to sell export versions of the aircraft to the Republic of Singapore Air Force. But it was unsuccessful, though. However, the Draken did see operational service in the air forces of Denmark, Finland and Austria, with the Austrian Drakens being retired in 2005.

The Viggen was known for the blocked export attempt to India. The reason the United States blocked the proposed export of the Viggen to India was because India could secretly share Western military secrets with Soviet Russia. This resulted in the Indian Air Force purchasing the SEPECAT Jaguar instead.

Because of Soviet Russia's lack of interest in conquering Europe during the Cold War, as well as Swedish military equipment rarely getting exported, many of Sweden's military hardware did not get to fire a shot in anger. But in military-themed video games such as War Thunder, the Lansens, Drakens and Viggens that did not get to fight in a real war do get to open fire on enemies. Guess staying neutral isn't all that great after all...

Good Advice from the Lake Panzer 3

In a world that had been a battleground between God and the Devilish One for nearly 6000 years, neutrality is not an option. In fact, neutrality will perish during the Great Tribulation, which will last 42 months before the end of this cruel Age of man's misrule over the Earth.

For Switzerland, renouncing neutrality will be a very difficult decision. But when the Great Tribulation begins, there will be no room for neutrality. This means Switzerland will not be neutral when the Great Tribulation begins. In other words, when this cruel Age ends, there will be no more neutrality because God will rule the Earth with a rod of iron while the Devilish One is locked up in the Bottomless Pit for 1000 years.

Good Advice from the Lake Panzer 2

Even the Lake Panzer knows that communists hate Walt Disney for the purge he carried out.

When Walt Disney fired half of his workforce for being leftists in 1947, we would like to think communists would have taken the polite hint about Walt's purge. The humiliation that the leftists had to suffer was so unforgivable that they hate Walt Disney for what he did to them.

Now the leftists are running Disney, and Walt would be unduly upset if he was alive today...

Stab The Jerk 4

If Nintendo, The Pokemon Company, and Game Freak does not punish Professor Oak's grandsons Blue and Gary for all the wrongs they did to Red and Ash, then I will have to punish both of them myself. Especially when Gary did not get any comeuppance by the time Ash's Journey ended.

You may think stabbing arrogant jerks dead for humiliating intellectually disabled protagonists would be too morbid, but giving such people a brutal comeuppance would have been my kind of justice. That's why Blue and Gary are being stabbed to death with Mithril Longswords, Adamant Longswords and Rune Longswords from Old School Runescape.

Then again, a comic by Sam Carr that used to be on DeviantArt before he deactivated his account featuring Ash having regrets over the death of his original nemesis Gary proves that Ash is pathetic. How can he feel sorry for the person who bullied him after said bully was slain in front of him by those who demand justice?

Perhaps the only true winners from Gary's death will be those who want justice for mentally ill illiterates. At the end of the day, the leftists did win after all...