Wednesday, 31 July 2024

Striking the Belt


Author's Note: Special thanks to former DeviantArt user ANewENFArtist for creating the images that provided the idea for this comic.

You may have heard about the term "striking below the belt", which involves attacking opponents on the areas below the upper body. The term "striking below the belt" was invented to prevent boxers from violating the Marquis of Queensberry Rules, which states that boxers are only allowed to punch their opponents on the upper body or head. But what about "striking the belt"? No such term exists.

Clearly a sneak attack which involves slashing an opponent's belt to expose an opponent's undergarments is something you don't see in Dota 2 or any other MOBA games because it would have been far worse than hitting your opponents below the belt...

Tuesday, 30 July 2024

When Tanks Leave One Game For Another


War Thunder is on the decline, but in defense of War Thunder, World of Tanks is having a far worse decline than War Thunder. Even German YouTuber APC227 has ceased production of World of Tanks stop motion videos for good.

For those wondering why one of the two M1 Abrams tanks is blue, that's because APC227 has a blue M1 Abrams tank as his YouTube channel's mascot.

Apparently, the two M1 Abrams tanks have decided to migrate from War Thunder to SystemSoft Beta's Daisenryaku series, which will be celebrating its 40th Anniversary in 2025.

Monday, 29 July 2024

Cause and Defect


Author's Note: This comic was made using the Gru's Plan meme from Despicable Me. Also, credits to Awkward Zombie for this comic's title name.

I'm very sure if Gary Oak dies, Waluigi will end up becoming playable in the Super Smash Bros series, and he could end up dominating Smash. Maybe #JusticeForAshKetchum wasn't a good idea after all because Ash Ketchum's namesake Satoshi Tajiri was diagnosed with a variation of autism named after somebody who gave autistic children over to the Nazis to be euthanised.

Despicable Me © Universal Pictures/Illumination Studios.

Friday, 26 July 2024

PC-FX Appreciation


Fun Fact: The NEC PC-FX appears in the NEC PC-FX game Comic Road, where you can actually purchase an NEC PC-FX console in the game.

The NEC PC-FX has made just one cameo appearance in the PC-FX exclusive title Comic Road. Other than that, the PC-FX did not make any cameos in any of the other PC-FX games. Then again, there are some video game consoles that did not make a cameo in any game at all, especially when it's any Atari console that's not the Atari 2600. No wonder Atari had fallen by the wayside. Even forgotten Japan-only consoles such as the PC-FX could make a cameo appearance in one of its exclusive titles while the Atari Jaguar did not make any cameos in any Atari games at all. Looks like NEC is in a way better than Atari.

Now all we need to do is to identify who now owns the intellectual property rights to Comic Road after NEC officially exited video games altogether...

Monday, 22 July 2024

Lack of Efficiency


Euro 2024 is over, and it was a fantastic tournament. However, the biggest disappointment has to be the subpar efficiency of Germany's rail system. There were complaints about this lack of efficiency in the German rail system from the German people as well as the foreign tourists who came to watch the Euro 2024 soccer tournament. Even Britain's rail system was more efficient despite its declining efficiency, and some people said Russia's railway services were better during the 2018 World Cup.

With all that said, the myth of German efficiency has been busted, because of an aging rail system. Looks like Helmuth von Moltke the Elder is probably bawling in his grave over this fiasco, because he wanted Germany to be known for having one of the most efficient railway systems on Earth...

Friday, 19 July 2024

Satoshi Tajiri's Dark Secret


Pokemon fans are going to be very upset when they find out Ash Ketchum's original nemesis Gary Oak was named after Super Mario Bros and Donkey Kong creator Shigeru Miyamoto. However, they do not realize the real reason Satoshi Tajiri named Gary Oak after Mario's creator was because Satoshi Tajiri wanted to conceive a series that is as good as anything Shigeru Miyamoto could come up with. The Pokemon fans also do not realize that the real reason Ash Ketchum was portrayed as stupid and quite possibly mentally ill was because Ash Ketchum and his namesake Satoshi Tajiri were one and the same, and Satoshi Tajiri was diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome, a variation of autism named after Dr Hans Asperger, who gave autistic children from various regions under Nazi rule over to be experimented on. Maybe Ash having Asperger's Syndrome could explain Gary's disdain towards one of Anime's dumbest protagonists. The grandson of Professor Oak dislikes people who are diagnosed with a variation of autism named after a Nazi collaborator, and this is going to get Gary in trouble with the radical leftists, who will definitely be screaming for his head on a pike for humiliating someone with autism...

Thursday, 18 July 2024

More Great Warships that did not fight in a war


Here is another comic featuring great warships that never had a chance to fight in a real war. Click here to see my previous comic about great warships that did not get a chance to fight in a real war.

HMS Vanguard (23) was the last battleship to enter service in the UK's Royal Navy. Having been commissioned in 1946, it came too late to fight against Germany and Japan, which were both vanquished in 1945. HMS Vanguard (23) did not even get to fire at communist forces during the Korean War, and it did not even get to fight against Soviet Russia throughout its 14 years of active service. Its only major role was for the 1960 film "Sink the Bismarck!" And that film was made shortly before the decommissioning of HMS Vanguard (23), in which the decommissioning was filmed as part of the Look at Life film series.

Did you know that Spain operates aircraft carriers? One of those aircraft carriers was Príncipe de Asturias. It was commissioned in 1988. By that point, the Soviet Union was on its last legs, meaning Príncipe de Asturias did not have to fight against Soviet RussiaPríncipe de Asturias did not take part in Spain's involvement in Operation Desert Storm, nor was it part of Spain's involvement in the Allied invasion of Iraq, meaning the Spanish aircraft carrier had a largely uneventful career by the time it was decommissioned in 2013.

Sweden's Sverige-class coastal defence battleships had a largely uneventful career. Other than HSwMS Drottning Victoria and HSwMS Gustaf V having to bring a dead Swedish queen back to Stockholm from Germany in 1930, HSwMS Gustaf V running aground off Malmö in 1933, and HSwMS Gustaf V having a boiler explosion in 1940 that killed ten people, the Sverige-class coastal defence battleships were to never see combat at all. This could be due to Germany having no interest in invading Sweden during World War 2 and Russia having no interest in invading Sweden during the early days of the Cold War.

The German Federal Republic had some great fighting ships during the Cold War. Among them were the training cruiser Deutschland and the Hamburg-class destroyers, both of whom along with the Lütjens-class destroyers, were among the biggest ships of the German Federal Republic's Navy. But neither the training cruiser Deutschland nor any of the Hamburg-class destroyers were to see any real combat whatsoever. In fact, no warship of the Federal Republic of Germany was to see combat throughout the entire Cold War because the Federal Republic of Germany took back East Germany when the East German communist regime blundered and as a result, surrendered without a shot being fired.

Little information is known about the career of USS Narwhal (SSN-671). It was eventful, however, because it was involved in monitoring Soviet vessels. USS Narwhal (SSN-671) sustained minor damage during Hurricane Hugo in 1989. It was also the venue of a 1993 reunion of the USS Narwhal (SS-167) crew, and it was also the stealthiest submarine in the US Navy until USS Seawolf (SSN-21) came along.

Denmark's Willemoes-class missile boats did not get to fight against the Russian Navy's Baltic Fleet because the Danish Navy did a very good job at keeping Russia's Baltic Fleet bottled up without any direct confrontation, and none of the Willemoes-class missile boats were involved in Denmark's participation in Operation Desert Storm. However, one of these Willemoes-class missile boats, HDMS Sehested, achieved a top speed of 42.5 knots, which were the highest recorded and documented speed ever achieved for the Willemoes-class missile boats. This was good enough to get HDMS Sehested preserved by the Royal Danish Naval Museum alongside frigate HDMS Peder Skram and submarine HDMS Sælen. So if you ever visit Copenhagen, please pay a visit to the Royal Danish Naval Museum and their three Cold War era museum ships.

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