X will be back

Sad as it is, the leftists that are currently ruling Brazil have given the orders to block X in Brazil. However, rivals to Elon Musk's X have agreed to take in Brazilian netizens, and not to mention that VPN usage in Brazil will rise...

Then again, Elon Musk vowed to have the leftists who gave the orders to have X blocked in Brazil locked up in prison. Until then, X will have to say "adeus por enquanto" to Brazil.

For your knowledge, "adeus por enquanto" means "goodbye for now" in Portuguese.

Update 1: Bad News. The leftists that are ruling Brazil have threatened Brazilians with fines if they use VPNs. Looks like the Great Tribulation is coming faster than we expected...

Update 2: X is back in Brazil after the social media platform paid over $5 million in fines. As for how long its presence in Brazil will last, we do no know...

Namco X Gundam

With the release of the Gundam Breaker 4 Pac-Man Collaboration Update, it would make more sense for Bandai Namco characters to become Gundam pilots. There are many Namco characters who would make great Gundam pilots, but Pac-Man, Klonoa and Steve Fox are probably the only Namco characters who are eligible to become Gundam pilots.

Then again, if Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 can have Lars Alexandersson from Tekken as a playable character, I don't see any reason why the Gundam series games do not include Steve Fox from Tekken as a possible Gundam pilot.

Namco games and characters © Bandai Namco.

Too Ghastly to be Redeemed

Jenova is far too ghastly to make any appearances in any webcomic featuring Final Fantasy VII characters, including Wooden Plank Studios. In fact, Jenova's face is so ghastly that it would give Hazbin Hotel's Charlie Morningstar PTSD.

Final Fantasy VII © Square Enix.

Iron Daggers

Can you imagine three totally different video games having an Iron Dagger as an item?

In Diablo 2, one of the possible magic items you can find is called "Iron Dagger". The "Iron" prefix increases attack rating by +21-40.

Iron daggers are very common low-leveled items found in RuneScape. They are commonly dropped by guards and hill giants in (Pre-Mining and Smithing Rework) RS3 and Old School RuneScape.

Iron Daggers are weapons featured in MapleStory. They can be equipped by Thieves and Warriors when they are Level 25 or higher.

Remembering the Microcassettes and Floppy Disks

If you can remember the glory days of microcassettes and floppy disks, then you have nostalgia for a bygone era.

It's an incredible feat that floppy disks are still being used well into the 2020s, with the Japanese government being the latest user to end floppy disk usage in 2024.

Microcassettes are also another item from a bygone era that's still being admired by people who have nostalgia for the past, and the same can be said for minicassettes. In fact, they are still being used well into the 2020s, even if microcassettes and minicassettes are considered obsolete by today's standards.

Even more things that are better than Internet Censorship

Author's Note: Once again, I bring you yet another comic about things I would rather be than to be somebody who censors the Internet for any reason whatsoever. Looks like I really dislike Internet Censorship a lot.

They are not diamonds, but sapphires are definitely something I would like to be. After all they are attractive to ladies as well, especially the sapphires from MapleStory.

Speaking of MapleStory, the strapless one-piece swimsuits that female players can purchase from the Cash Shop are attractive because wearing them makes the female players attractive.

Maron from Astra Superstars is wearing a skimpy attire, and yes, she is wearing a pair of panties as outerwear.

I would prefer to be one of those weapons from the Worms games than to censor the Internet, and one of these weapons is a "pineapple" grenade. At least I could destroy any pawn of Internet Censorship by exploding in their face if I were a grenade. Another weapon from the Worms games would be the land mine. If I were a land mine, I would explode anyone who steps on me. Yet another weapon from the Worms games I would rather be is a dynamite. At least I could blast any pawn of Internet Censorship if I could be deployed against them.

Last but not least, the long line tetromino from Tetris is definitely what I would rather be than to be a pawn of Internet Censorship. The long line has always been the greatest of Tetris pieces because in the right conditions, four rows of blocks get cleared. Maybe I could crush anyone who wants to censor the Internet if I get the chance to do so.

More things that are better than Internet Censorship

Author's Note: Once again, I give you another comic about things that are better than Internet Censorship. Only this time, it's about Nintendo-related products that I would rather be than to be someone who censors the Internet for any reason whatsoever.

The Game Boy Micro may have been a commercial failure, but it was the very definition of the super compact handheld console.

The Game Boy Light was basically a Game Boy Pocket with an electroluminescent backlight. Despite being confined to the Japanese market, this handheld console paved the way for the backlight version of the Game Boy Advance SP.

The mediocre sales of the GameCube meant this Nintendo console got almost no love from video game history. However, it managed to sell more units than the Sega Dreamcast. Even the Wii U's sales figures do not go anywhere near the GameCube.

Famicom consoles (Both the original and the redesign) are definitely something I would rather be not because they do not censor the Internet at all, but they have never failed to capture our imagination, even if you have never owned one before.

As the main controllers for the Wii, Wiimotes are definitely good, that's for sure.

Of course I would be better off being a Four-Ball Tee from Animal Crossing. In fact, it became one of Villager's alternate costumes in the Super Smash Bros series.

Pyra's Tiny Shorts are actually very comfy, and they would go well with a pantyhose.