Thursday, 26 August 2021

Bronze Sky, Iron Ground


According to Deuteronomy 28:23, one of the consequences of disobeying God was that the sky will become like bronze, and the ground like iron. However, this is not about the sky literally becoming bronze and the ground literally becoming iron. It just symbolizes poor harvest.

Currently, the (modern) descendants of the tribes of Ephraim, Manasseh and Judah are now on the outer edges of the absolute worst times mankind will ever know. This is terribly bad, especially for the Gentiles who chose to befriend these three tribes that come from the lineage of Jacob. When the Great Tribulation begins, Gentiles will be forbidden from standing with the nations descended from the tribes of Ephraim, Manasseh and Judah, and will be severely punished for doing so. We are already seeing this situation in the Anglosphere already, in particular, the United States of America. America's bread basket is at the mercy of the consequences of disobeying God. Unless America repents, which is very unlikely as it is possibly too late for any real repentance, America and its genuine allies are going to be in for the stuff of nightmares...

Monday, 23 August 2021

30 Years of Purple Power


Today marks the 30th Anniversary of the launch of the Super Nintendo Entertainment System in the United States and Canada in 1991. Back then, those two countries where the purple SNES was launched in were very stable, which was good for the rest of the world. Where have all those happy days from the Console Wars between Nintendo, Sega and NEC gone? The United States and Canada was not in such a terrible shape back then. Now we are living in turbulent times where speaking the truth is potentially a crime, and Fair Use is being phased out. How those good times disappeared before our very eyes...

Tuesday, 17 August 2021

Random Clawshots


If Link could randomly fire his clawshot, who knows what his clawshot would grapple on...

It's hilarious to see the lower part of Princess Peach's dress get ripped off, exposing her panties, and it's even more hilarious if she was wearing striped panties.

Magikoopas are warlocks who transmute brick blocks into various objects such as Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Spinies, coins and mushrooms. Kamek is the most prominent Magikoopa, and snatching his wand will render him unable to transmute brick blocks into Goombas, Koopa Troopas and Spinies.

Sega confirmed that Dr Eggman's moustache is fake. Therefore, ripping it off would be the best way to humiliate him, and yes, that is Mega Drive Dr Eggman that got his moustache ripped off.

For those worried about people losing their heads, the Dr Wily that lost his head was the fake that fooled Mega Man, allowing the real Dr Wily to live to fight another day.

Mr Krabs is notorious for his obsession with money and greed, and he is gasping over his dollar bill being snatched away by a random clawshot.

Tuesday, 10 August 2021

Nice Swimsuit


Female swimsuits tend to attract a lot of attention at the beach, specifically the swimsuits without shoulder straps.

The swimsuit featured in this comic comes from MapleStory's Cash Shop, a place where you can purchase many wacky different outfits, including swimwear.

Click here to know where the inspiration for this comic comes from.

Sunday, 8 August 2021

Video Game Television


Credits to Norwegian RuneScape YouTuber Will Miss It for the idea for this comic.

If only there were better television shows based on video games, then only we would stop taking our TV shows for granted, including TV shows based on video games.

Here are some good TV shows based on video games that do not exist but we wished they existed:

Breaking Bubsy
Based on: Breaking Bad

Bubsy struggles to survive in a society that totally dislikes him while everyone makes his life miserable.

Everybody Hates Bubsy
Based on: Everybody Hates Chris

Similar to Breaking Bubsy, but with people who dislike Bubsy out to get him dead.

Kusoge Kombat
Based on: The Mortal Kombat cartoon

Kusoge game characters such as Wynn from Mystery of Atlantis, Gonbe and Tago from Ikki, and Spelunker, fight to the bitter end against each other for their personal survival.

So You Think You Can Fight
Based on: So You Think You Can Dance

Basically a combat-themed version of So You Think You Can Dance. Contestants have to beat up various objects such as a sandbag.

The Kloffice
Based on: The Office

Let's face it. The Kloffice will be the closest thing Klonoa will ever have to having a white-collar job, and Isabelle from Animal Crossing could just be one of his co-workers.

Last Noob Standing
Based on: Last Man Standing

The weakest characters in video game history battle each other to the death. In this case, Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter emerged victorious with Bubsy and a RuneScape Noob laying dead on the floor. Enjoy your moment of victory while you can, Dan Hibiki. You will still be considered very low in the Street Fighter character rankings list.

Whose Ability Is It Anyway
Based on: Whose Line Is It Anyway

Whose Line Is It Anyway features multiple different games performed by the performers. One of the games performed by the performers is Foreign Film Dub. In video games, cutscenes are basically the equivalent of film, which is why Foreign Cutscene Dub is one of the games performed in Whose Ability Is It Anyway.

Lemmings Invasion
Based on: Rabbids Invasion

While Rabbids Invasion revolves around the Rabbids coming to our society, Lemmings Invasion revolves around the Lemmings coming to our society. At least the Lemmings will be better than the Rabbids, assuming the Lemmings do not self-destruct...

Mii Vs Food
Based on: Man Vs Food

A Mii wearing a chef hat arms himself with a kitchen knife to slice his way through various food-based enemies, including Mr Hot Dog, Mr Egg and Mr Pickle from BurgerTime.

The Browser Wars

This show is all about Internet web browsers fighting a long war against each other. The various browsers warring against each other include Internet Explorer, Microsoft Edge, Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome.

Super Smash Bros Supercade Smackdown
Based on: Saturday Supercade

Remember Saturday Supercade? Well, imagine if Super Smash Bros had a TV series, it would aim to relive the glory days of Saturday Supercade. This is a show we would definitely watch.

Please be mindful that this comic was designed before Microsoft announced the end of support for Internet Explorer.

Saturday, 7 August 2021

The Road Ahead


Let's face the reality. The Dark Times have gotten a lot darker as the Bible prophecies foretold. However, this bad news is actually preceding the best good news ever, and it's about being liberated from the evils that this Earth is suffering from since Genesis 3.

To say that I am acting like Jeremiah, you must remember that despite being one of the Holy Bible's biggest prophets of doom, Jeremiah was also one of the Holy Bible's biggest messengers of hope as well. That's why there is a glow of light at the end of the road symbolising The End of the Dark Times.

Speaking of a light at the end of the road, this year's Singapore National Day Theme Song is called "The Road Ahead", which this comic's title happens to be named after, and it is about facing the future.

Here is the music video for The Road Ahead:


If you think I do not like being positive, keep in mind that I actually like being positive. However, I am not positive about the future right now because the turbulent times are going to be even more turbulent than they normally would. This means that the Bible's prophecies concerning these turbulent times are finally being fulfilled slowly but surely...

Thursday, 5 August 2021

Justice for the Homeless


The sad reality about Los Angeles is that homelessness is being criminalized, and Tokyo's Olympic Games did a lot of harm to the homeless people of this great metropolis by forcing the police to forcefully evict homeless people, when we should instead take pity on them and help them find shelter, which several organisations in Singapore did during the early days of the current pandemic. With so many injustices going on and personal freedoms on the decline, even a loving and caring God who is slow to anger is being pushed to the limit to the point he will take action against all the wickedness that had been tormenting this Earth since Genesis 3.

If we could protest against anything, we should protest against the Evil One's tyranny over the Earth. It's the true mastermind behind all the wickedness that is responsible for all the injustices that is causing so much suffering and misery.

We all would like to live in a city where poverty is not a crime, but this is possible only when this Earth is under God's jurisdiction because there will be no such thing as poverty in God's Kingdom as the poor will finally no longer be poor.

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