Thursday, 16 March 2023

From Ugly to Uglier


How did Jenova become one of the ugliest penultimate bosses in video game history? This would make you wonder how Polygon Man went from PlayStation's rejected advertising mascot to the malevolent mastermind behind PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale...

Sephiroth bringing Smash despair was clearly one of Jenova's dark plans to begin with. In addition to Jenova being too grotesque, her dark plans are far too sinister for Polygon Man to comprehend, therefore disqualifying her from being involved in any of Polygon Man's malevolent plans. This could explain why the only Eldritch Abominations that get to be stage hazards in PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale are those owned by Sony.

Final Fantasy VII © Square Enix.

P.S. It turns out Jenova was a shapeshifter just like Mystique from X-Men.

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