Monday 13 July 2020

Things we will not have before WW3


With World War 3 looming on the horizon, there are some things that we will not have in our lifetime before this catastrophic war comes to cause chaos and destruction.

1. A World Cup Final where Mexico and Portugal are the finalists: France won the World Cup in 2018. But some people speculated that the 2018 Edition of the World Cup will be the last World Cup before the next World War, given that Qatar is located in the Middle East, which is far less stable now than in 2010. Also, Mexico have not been in a World Cup quarter-final since 1986, while Portugal still has yet to win a World Cup semi-final, meaning this prediction by The Simpsons TV show will not happen before the next World War.

2. Waluigi's very own game: For twenty years, Waluigi still does not have his own game. In fact, he does not get to be the "Player Two" in any Wario Land game, or have his own set of minigames in the WarioWare series. It gets worse for Waluigi when you realise that his designer works for a second-party company like Camelot Software Planning. This makes him even more of an outsider than the WarioWare crew, who could possibly have a closer relation to the Mario series than Waluigi.

3. Half-Life 3: Perhaps the one thing we will never have before World War 3 that will leave us utterly disappointed is Half-Life 3. It was the most hyped game since the mid-2000s. Unfortunately, Valve has been leaving us in the dark over the fate of Half-Life 3 or Half-Life 2: Episode 3. However, many factors, such as the main character dying (Gordon Freeman was not the main character at all), have caused work progress to hit a dead end. in other words, Valve should apologise to their customers by announcing the cancellation of both Half-Life 2: Episode 3 and Half-Life 3, so that everybody can get on with their lives.

The Simpsons © FOX. Super Mario Bros © Nintendo. Half-Life © Valve.

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