Saturday, 24 June 2023

Polygon Man Wins At Last


Ladies and gentlemen, E3 2023, like E3 2022, has been cancelled. To make matters worse, E3 in 2024 and 2025 are also cancelled as well.

Remember the very first E3 back in 1995? Well, that was where Polygon Man got rejected by Ken Kutaragi for being too ugly. No wonder Polygon Man was so spiteful towards Sony's mascots. Being sidelined for 17 years transformed Polygon Man into a malevolent mastermind seeking to take over Sony. And now, with E3 being cancelled for four years in a row, looks like E3 is officially dead. In other words, Polygon Man finally had the last laugh that he had been waiting for since the launch of PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale.

Update: E3 has been officially discontinued. There will be no more E3 conventions from 2024 onwards. Polygon Man did have the last laugh after all.

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